Jeff Conaway's Life Support To Be Turned Off  —  Jeff Conaway's family has decided to turn off the actor's life support machine, RadarOnline.com has learned.  —  The family, who has kept a vigil at the Los Angeles hospital where he has remained in a coma after being found unconscious at home …

RYAN REYNOLDS IS JUST LIKE YOU (EXCEPT FOR THE WHOLE SEXIEST-MAN-ALIVE THING)  —  THE CANADIAN-BORN STAR IS SUITING UP TO PLAY AMERICA'S NEXT GREAT BIG-SCREEN SUPERHERO IN GREEN LANTERN, BUT HE'S STILL A SELF-DEPRECATING, DICK-JOKE-MAKING REGULAR GUY.  —  “This is the most curious erection I've ever had …

Lindsay Lohan Turns Herself in for House Arrest  —  There's no place like home.  —  Lindsay Lohan, 24, began serving house arrest Thursday morning at her Venice, Calif., townhouse after turning herself in to the Lynwood Jail hours earlier.  —  “She is now confined to the interior premises …

Lauren Alaina: Scotty McCreery ‘Might Be My Boyfriend’  —  As the confetti was raining down on ‘American Idol’ winner, Scotty McCreery, we found ourselves leaning closer to the TV saying, ‘Wait, did they just?’  Before cutting away from the pair a moment too soon, it looked as though runner up …

Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian Thrilled For Kim, Even Though She's Making Them Look Bad  —  As always, Kim has upstaged her sisters.  Scott Disick still won't propose, even after Kourtney had his child, and Khloe's ring is miniscule compared to Kim's.  —  Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were “totally surprised” at sister Kim's engagement.

EXCLUSIVE: Spider-Man's Andrew Garfield, Actress Shannon Woodward Split  —  Andrew Garfield has changed his relationship status to single.  —  The 27-year-old Social Network star has broken up with Raising Hope actress Shannon Woodward, his girlfriend since 2008, Us Weekly can exclusively confirm.

EXCLUSIVE: Bryce Dallas Howard Is Pregnant!  —  Bryce Dallas Howard is expanding her brood!  A rep for the actress tells Us Weekly exclusively that she is pregnant with her second child.  —  Married to actor Seth Gabel (Fringe, United States of Tara) since 2006, the Eclipse star, 30 …

Kara DioGuardi Talks ‘American Idol,’ Pot Brownies At Paula Abdul's House … American Idol , Celebrities , Video , Helluva High Note , Kara DioGuardi , Kara DioGuardi American Idol , Kara DioGuardi Helluva High Note , Kara DioGuardi Paula Abdul , Kara DioGuardi Platinum Hit …

Halle Berry Wins Big, Wears Super Skimpy Dress At Fragrance Awards  —  Beauty insiders were abuzz when Halle Berry took home the prestigious Celebrity Fragrance of the Year prize for her newest perfume, Reveal, at the FiFi Awards (the Oscars of the fragrance industry) in NYC on Wednesday night.

Pregame  —  Sometimes you need perspective.  You've been right in front of greatness so often that you need to step back and see it again for the first time.  This is the dressing room rehearsal for American Idol.  NO MICROPHONE.  No effects.  - Andy WarHOV.

Ex-WWE Star Chyna — I'm Getting Back Into Porn  —  It's been seven years since WWE superstar Chyna released her horrifying sex tape — and TMZ has learned, she's making a triumphant return to the adult industry ... in an EXTREMELY graphic porno.  —  Vivid President Steve Hirsch tells TMZ …

SARAH PALIN FUMES, BRISTOL BATTLES - OVER NEW MAN!  —  Photo credit:  —  Splash News Online  —  Blurb:  —  SARAH PALIN and daughter BRISTOL are at war over Bristol's new boyfriend - Disney cutie patootie Kyle Massey!  —  Images:  —  SARAH PALIN and daughter BRISTOL are at war …

Charlie Sheen — I'm Selling My Bev Hills Mansion!  —  Charlie Sheen has put his infamous Beverly Hills mega-mansion up for sale — so if you've got a spare $7.2 MILLION to blow ... you could own a pad with your very own private porno theater!!!  —  Sheen listed the 7,924 square foot estate …

Jennifer Lopez Wore This  —  Oh, look, another post about a singing contest.  “For we are all but dancers to the bounce of Simon Cowell's man-boobs...” - Mark Twain  —  Here's Jennifer Lopez walking the red carpet for the season finale of American Idol because she's the real star of the show.

Kurt Cobain Had A Huge Peen, So Says Courtney Love  —  While I stirred powdered cream into my coffee this morning, all I could think about was how I would need a bigger mug if I was using Kurt Cobain's dick to do the stirring.  I can thank chronic mouth diarrhea sufferer Courtney Love for that.