Lohan Flunks Booze Test — Ordered to Court  —  Lindsay Lohan tested positive for alcohol earlier this month ... and has been ordered to appear in front of an L.A. County Superior Court judge tomorrow morning ... and the Probation Dept. wants her in jail.  —  Here's what we know.

George Clooney, Elisabetta Canalis “Bickering” Nonstop Pre-Split  —  What went wrong with George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis?  —  After two years together, the couple announced their breakup to Us Weekly and the world on Wednesday.  —  A Clooney insider told Us there were major signs …

From Long Island Lolita To Long Island OMGYOURFACE  —  Amy Fisher got famous from shooting Mary Buttafuoco in the face, then she got famous again for getting loads shot into her face in porn, and now she's famous again again for shooting Botox, collagen and Drano gel into her face.

Ryan Dunn — Bam Margera's Morbid Death Prediction  —  Five years before Ryan Dunn was killed in a violent car crash, Bam Margera predicted the “Jackass” star's death in eerily specific detail — claiming, “He's gonna eat it one of these times [in a car accident].”

Cory Monteith: 'I'm Not Finn Hudson'  —  Cory Monteith enters the homes of millions on Tuesdays nights to portray Finn Hudson, the lovable, conflicted, football playing, glee club singing teenager on Fox's hit series ‘Glee.’ But Monteith is a far cry from his lovable on-screen character.

This Week's Cover: Behind the scenes of the wild and witchy new season of ‘True Blood’  —  Playing the smoking hot vampire Eric Northman is humbling, to say the least, for Swedish actor Alexander Skarsgard.  So to say that he's used to the adoration from female fans of True Blood …

Emma Stone offered ‘Pride, Prejudice and Zombies’  —  Lionsgate taps ‘Spider-Man’ actress for role of Elizabeth Bennet  —  EXCLUSIVE: Will Emma Stone ever get away from those pesky zombies?  —  The “Zombieland” star has been offered the lead role in Lionsgate's “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,” with Craig Gillespie directing.

Stagehand's Death Leads to Cancellation of ‘How to Succeed’ Performance  —  The Wednesday night performance of “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” on Broadway was canceled after a stagehand died from what the police said was a drug overdose he suffered backstage.

Reggie Bush's New GF — The Intercontinental Hook-Up  —  Reggie Bush has only been dating his new Kim Kardashian-alike girlfriend for a few months ... but TMZ has learned he's already traveled half-way around the world to prove his commitment.  —  Bush's new chick is actress and singer Melissa Molinaro …

Famed crime boss James ‘Whitey’ Bulger arrested in Santa Monica  —  Legendary Boston crime boss James “Whitey” Bulger, who has been on the run for more than a decade, was arrested Wednesday in Santa Monica, multiple law enforcement sources told The Times.  —  Bulger, 81, has been the subject …

Hugh Hefner Regrets Not Marrying Holly Madison — She's ‘Loyal’ & ‘Kind!’  —  Hef is feeling the pain following his split from fiancee Crystal Harris, and wishing he stayed with former lover Holly!  —  Hugh Hefner, 85, is pining for his ex-flame now that his engagement to much younger …

NEW PIC: Prince William, Kate Beam in Radiant Shot for Canada Tour  —  Canada, here they come!  —  The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge look more regal than ever in a brand-new, official photo, taken in honor of the imminent 2011 Royal Tour to Canada.  —  A radiant Prince William and Kate …

This Week In Tabloids: Jake Gyllenhaal & Ashton Kutcher's Old Noses, Revealed [Midweek Madness]  —  Welcome back to Midweek Madness.  Every Wednesday, we put on our best business casual and meet with Ok!, Star, In Touch, Us and Life & Style.  This week we find out: What Lindsay Lohan …

Cops: Ryan Dunn Was VERY DRUNK During Crash  —  “Jackass” star Ryan Dunn was extremely intoxicated at the time of his fatal crash Monday morning ... with a blood alcohol level of more than TWICE the legal limit ... this according to cops.  —  West Goshen Police Chief Michael Carroll told …