Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz Secretly Wed!  —  After a short, quiet courtship, Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz have pulled off a near-impossibility in Hollywood: A secret wedding!  —  A rep for Weisz confirms to PEOPLE that the actress has wed the James Bond actor.

Charlie Sheen SINGLE — Officially Goddess-less  —  Charlie Sheen is finally UNCHAINED — because TMZ has learned, the Warlock's last remaining goddess just gave him the chop.  —  Sources close to Charlie tell TMZ, Natalie Kenly moved out last week — but hell hath no fury like a Warlock scorned …

Michael Jackson's Iconic ‘Thriller’ Jacket Sells for $1.8M  —  In an unfortunate and sad twist of fate, almost exactly two years after Michael Jackson's shocking and untimely death, his iconic leather jacket worn by him in the ‘Thriller’ video has sold for an eye opening $1.8 million dollars.

Jennifer Aniston & Jason Bateman's Double Date  —  Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux (left) and Jason Bateman and Amanda Anka  —  A table for four and talk of tattoos.  Just another night on the town for Jennifer Aniston and new beau Justin Theroux.  —  The couple were spotted dining …

in memory of ryan, pt. 2—from knoxville with love  —  At Ryan's memorial Wednesday night in West Chester, people were invited up to the microphone to say a few words about his life, whatever they were feeling at that moment.  I walked to the podium and tried to share memories of my dear friend …

Paulina Rubio Arrested After Minor Car Accident  —  Paulina Rubio was arrested by police in Florida on Saturday afternoon after she got into it with cops following a small car accident — but she was not taken into custody ... TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ …

Chris Brown Tops BET Awards  —  Chris Brown topped the 11th annual BET Awards, taking home four trophies including Best Male R&B Artist.  —  “All my fans are everything to me ... I know it's been a long road.  I just appreciate every blessing that's been put in front of me,” he said during one of his acceptance speeches.

Shia LaBeouf, rough-edged action hero  —  The ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ star, known for his scrapes and his attitude, says he's ready to grow up.  —  Actor Shia LaBeouf at the Four Seasons Hotel.  —  Shia LaBeouf learned how to play with others on action-movie sets, which may help explain why he's often ready for a fight.

Disgraced former pol Anthony Weiner, ‘miserable’ wife Huma Abedin spotted dining in Chelsea  —  Sexting ex-pol Anthony Weiner and wife Huma Abedin stroll up Fifth Ave.  Saturday after brunch with a couple of cones from a pit stop at Baskin Robbins.  Below, they head off hand-in-hand.

Obama makes good on promise to set up 9/11 teen with Bieber  —  Bam delivered the Biebs.  —  Payton Wall's world was torn apart when her dad died on 9/11 — but President Obama brightened the New Jersey teen's life by making good on his promise to set up a meeting with his “buddy” Justin Bieber.

The Magical Paw Of One Of Mimi's Unicorn Twins Makes Its Debut  —  Only Mimi would be ridiculous enough to post a preview of her twin unicornlets' first picture and she did so yesterday when she Twatted a portrait of little Monroe's hand with this note: