Charlie Harper Dies Tragic Death  —  “Two and a Half Men” will turn dark for just a minute or two when it premieres in September ... because Alan and Jake will learn Charlie Harper bit the dust.  —  Sources connected with the show tell TMZ ... Chuck Lorre's plan is to make sure Charlie Sheen can NEVER come back on the show.

Charlie Sheen SINGLE — Officially Goddess-less  —  Charlie Sheen is finally UNCHAINED — because TMZ has learned, the Warlock's last remaining goddess just gave him the chop.  —  Sources close to Charlie tell TMZ, Natalie Kenly moved out last week — but hell hath no fury like a Warlock scorned …

Single Charlie Sheen Ditched by Remaining Goddess  —  It looks like the warlock's den just got a little more spacious — Charlie Sheen's remaining goddess, Natalie Kenly, moved out of Sheen's pad last week.  But the model didn't get to keep her fifteen minutes of fame and her sweet ride, according to TMZ.

Who's Out at ‘Housewives’?  Alex McCord Responds to New Report  —  Holy catfight!  The ‘Real Housewives of New York’ reunion special was taped last Wednesday at Capital in NYC and it was full of tears, laughter and betrayal but nothing was as interesting as one Real Housewife talking about the show in the past tense.

Brad Pitt Goes Shirtless With the Kids and a Wet-Suit-Wearing Angelina Jolie at a Water Park  —  Shirtless Brad Pitt had Knox in his arms for a fun day at a water park in Malta this afternoon.  Angelina Jolie, who was wearing a wet suit, was also on hand for the outing, as were Pax, Shiloh, Zahara, Maddox, and Vivienne.