...And She's Funny, Too: A GQ&A with Mila Kunis  —  Not only does Mila Kunis look pretty decent in a bikini; she can also pratfall and convincingly call Jason Segel a pussy on-screen.  Here she proves that the most talented straight man in Hollywood also happens to be the sexiest woman alive

Katie Holmes Calls Tom Cruise a ‘Manly Romantic’  —  What's date night like for Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise?  —  “Two years ago he took me up on his P-51 Mustang, a fighter plane from World War II.  He painted the words, ‘Kiss Me, Kate’ on the side,” Holmes says in the August issue of InStyle.

Sarah Jessica Parker: Show and Tell  —  Eastern Promise: Gianna Jun and Li Bing Bing  —  You could say that your mid-40s are an age when you pivot—into an acknowledgment that you are no longer exactly young, into some sort of idea of the rest of your life.

Halle Berry — Repeat ‘Stalker’ Arrested at Her Home  —  TMZ has learned ... the man who terrified Halle Berry all weekend returned to her Hollywood Hills home late Monday night — and this time police were able to arrest the suspect on the scene.  —  Story developing...  See also

Goddess Bree Olson Dishes on Sex Life With Charlie Sheen  —  She may have broken up with Charlie Sheen in April, but Bree Olson insists she's “still a goddess.  I'm just not Charlie's goddess.”  —  How did the 24-year-old Indiana native end up with the troubled actor, who was fired from Two and a Half Men in March?

Jewel and Ty Murray Welcome a Son  —  The time has come for Jewel to sing lullabies.  —  The singer and her husband, professional bull rider Ty Murray, welcomed a son, Kase Townes Murray, on Monday evening in Texas, their rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Kase arrived at 7 p.m. CST and weighed in at 7 lbs., 6 oz.

'Gilligan's Island,' ‘Brady Bunch’ Creator — Dead at 94  —  Sherwood Schwartz, the television genius who created “The Brady Bunch” and “Gilligan's Island” — and wrote the theme songs for BOTH shows — has died ... TMZ has learned.  —  Schwartz is a TV legend — back in 1961 …

DMX — PUNISHED for Sneaking Drugs In Prison  —  DMX just scored an extended stay in his Arizona prison after the rapper was allegedly caught with drugs behind bars ... but that's just the tip of the iceberg.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, DMX broke SEVERAL rules in Yuma state prison since January …

Jessica Alba: I'll Never Get My Pre-Baby Body Back  —  Jessica Alba, who is now expecting her second child, says she never quite lost all the baby weight from her first.  —  “I can't ever get down to the weight I was before I had Honor,” the actress, 30, tells the August issue of Allure.

Emma Watson Talks About Daniel Radcliffe's Drinking Problem  —  It's much easier for teenagers to get served alcohol in Europe.  —  Taking care of some media duties, Emma Watson showed up for “The Late Show with David Letterman” last night (July 11).  And during the course of her conversation with Dave …

Only Here For Sue Ellen (And Lucy Ewing)  —  If the thought of Jesse Metcalfe shaking his “bigger in Texas” tits next to the other Desperate Housewives piece in Dallas 2012 made you want to go back in time to throw yourself in front of the bullet heading for J.R. , then you might want to get in line at the time machine.

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra  —  A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Cops Swoop in After Photogs Chase Paris Jackson  —  Several paparazzi were handcuffed by cops after allegedly blowing red lights while chasing Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson ... TMZ has learned.  —  The photogs — not TMZ — were allegedly chasing the car Paris was in …

Beyonce's Dad: I Didn't Steal from My Daughter!  —  Beyonce's dad has filed legal papers which now explain why the singer fired him as her manager — he claims she's under the impression he stole lots of money from her, and say it's a bad rap.  —  In the documents — obtained by TMZ …

Katie Price Needs To Stop  —  No, this is not a picture of a kaleidoscope penis shaft or a pan fried pork dumpling.  It's the picture that Katie Price Tweeted yesterday before taking it down after LeAnn Rimes' attorney sent her a cease and desist claiming that the toilet baby child of Falcor …

Bieber & Gomez Duet — Kissy-Face Karaoke  —  This video should be rated “R” for Rats!!! ...  which is what 13-year-old girls will say when they watch Justin Bieber kiss Selena Gomez after a romantic karaoke duet last night in L.A.  —  Justin and Selena hit up Lucky Strike, Downtown …

MTV Cracks Down on ‘Jersey Shore’ Deserters  —  MTV has instituted a zero tolerance policy for “Jersey Shore” runaways — after nearly losing both The Situation AND Vinny — threatening to fire any cast member who even thinks of going AWOL.  —  Sources connected with production tell TMZ …

How Victoria Beckham Prepped for Baby Harper  —  The weeks leading up to the birth of baby Harper Seven were busy for Victoria Beckham.  Really busy.  —  She's unveiling a new collection in September and raising three boys - not to mention all those new pink duds she had to find space for.

Ex-Arquette Mistress — Valentine SEX TAPE Released  —  Jasmine Waltz — only best known as David Arquette's rebound chick — is now the star of a sex tape that's about to hit the Internet ... a tape she claims was a Valentine for an unnamed boyfriend.  —  The video of Jasmine and the mystery dude …

Is This the End for Desperate Housewives?  —  The ladies of Wisteria Lane might want to call in the moving vans.  ABC and the producers behind long-running Sunday-night soap Desperate Housewives could decide in a few weeks if the show's upcoming eighth season will be its last.

Snoop Hoggy Hogwarts  —  Log in to comment  —  HOGWARTS villain Draco Malfoy is to cast a spell over hip hop fans - as a Snoop Dogg-style rapper.  —  Posh actor Tom Felton, 23 - famed as the bully in the Harry Potter films - is aiming for a music career now the schoolboy wizard's adventures are at an end.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER SIGNS ON TO STAR IN WESTERN FLICK  —  Arnold Schwarzenegger is wasting no time getting back into the movie biz!  The soon-to-be divorced action star will be starring in the upcoming western movie Last Stand, according to Deadline.  —  The former California governor …