Sarah Jessica Parker: Show and Tell  —  Eastern Promise: Gianna Jun and Li Bing Bing  —  You could say that your mid-40s are an age when you pivot—into an acknowledgment that you are no longer exactly young, into some sort of idea of the rest of your life.

...And She's Funny, Too: A GQ&A with Mila Kunis  —  Not only does Mila Kunis look pretty decent in a bikini; she can also pratfall and convincingly call Jason Segel a pussy on-screen.  Here she proves that the most talented straight man in Hollywood also happens to be the sexiest woman alive

InStyle's August Cover Girl Is... Katie Holmes!  —  The ever-poised, effortlessly stylish Katie Holmes is InStyle's August cover girl!  The Don't Be Afraid of the Dark star (her new flick opens August 26th) gave InStyle a rare glimpse into her private world for the issue.

'Gilligan's Island,' ‘Brady Bunch’ Creator — Dead at 94  —  Sherwood Schwartz, the television genius who created “The Brady Bunch” and “Gilligan's Island” — and wrote the theme songs for BOTH shows — has died ... TMZ has learned.  —  Schwartz is a TV legend — back in 1961 …

Nicki Minaj — Allegedly Attacked In Hotel Fight  —  Rapper Nicki Minaj told authorities she was “struck” in the lower lip by a man ... during a heated argument at a swanky Dallas, TX hotel last night ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.  —  TMZ has learned ... Minaj was hanging out at the pool …

Cops Swoop in After Photogs Chase Paris Jackson  —  Two paparazzi were handcuffed by cops after allegedly blowing red lights while chasing Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson ... TMZ has learned.  —  The photogs — not TMZ — were allegedly chasing the car Paris was in …

Casey Anthony to live in disguise, as if in witness protection program  —  Casey Anthony and her advisers are preparing for Anthony's realease from prison on Wednesday.  Joe Burbank~AP  —  Casey Anthony and her advisers are putting a lot of thought into her release from prison Wednesday.

DMX — PUNISHED for Sneaking Drugs In Prison  —  DMX just scored an extended stay in his Arizona prison after the rapper allegedly tested positive for drugs during his current stint behind bars ... but that's just the tip of the iceberg.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ …

Goddess Bree Olson Dishes on Sex Life With Charlie Sheen  —  She may have broken up with Charlie Sheen in April, but Bree Olson insists she's “still a goddess.  I'm just not Charlie's goddess.”  —  How did the 24-year-old Indiana native end up with the troubled actor, who was fired from Two and a Half Men in March?

Okay, So Lady Gaga Might Have a Penis  —  Lady Gaga gave an impromptu performance at Arq in Sydney, Australia last night which I think might be a gay bar.  Too early to tell.  Anyway, she's definitely packing something in her pants which makes me remember all those countless hours [I] you …

Brad Pitt talks baseball in Cancun  —  Brad Pitt took a minute to pose for a photocall Monday in Mexico.  He's in Cancun promoting his new baseball movie Moneyball, and he told reporters, “I like to play ball with my boys.”  —  In Moneyball, arriving in theaters in September, Brad plays baseball manager Billy Beane.

Exclusive: Hawaii Five-0 Team Adds a New Member... and Love Interest?  —  The Hawaii Five-0 team will be saying “Aloha” to a new member — and McGarrett a possible new love interest — with the addition of Happy Town alumna Lauren German to the CBS drama's cast.

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra  —  A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Jewel and Ty Murray Welcome a Son  —  The time has come for Jewel to sing lullabies.  —  The singer and her husband, professional bull rider Ty Murray, welcomed a son, Kase Townes Murray, on Monday evening in Texas, their rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Kase arrived at 7 p.m. CST and weighed in at 7 lbs., 6 oz.

Emma Watson Talks About Daniel Radcliffe's Drinking Problem  —  It's much easier for teenagers to get served alcohol in Europe.  —  Taking care of some media duties, Emma Watson showed up for “The Late Show with David Letterman” last night (July 11).  And during the course of her conversation with Dave …

Paul Rudd to star as man who freezes people  —  Paul Rudd, teaming up with Errol Morris.  (GUS RUELAS)  —  Paul Rudd has signed on to star in an upcoming feature film that will be directed by noted documentarian Errol Morris.  Rudd's role?  He'll play a man who freezes people.

Katie Price Needs To Stop  —  No, this is not a picture of a kaleidoscope penis shaft or a pan fried pork dumpling.  It's the picture that Katie Price Tweeted yesterday before taking it down after LeAnn Rimes' attorney sent her a cease and desist claiming that the toilet baby child of Falcor …

Lindsay Lohan Brings The Vice To Miami  —  Lindsay Lohan's lifestyle is brilliantly put to words by Plum Miami writer Jacquelynn D. Powers in an incisive new magazine story titled The Long Goodbye, detailing how the actress showed the author both sides of her personality, for better or for worse, on a recent trip to South Florida.

Is This the End for Desperate Housewives?  —  The ladies of Wisteria Lane might want to call in the moving vans.  ABC and the producers behind long-running Sunday-night soap Desperate Housewives could decide in a few weeks if the show's upcoming eighth season will be its last.

Jessica Alba: I'll Never Get My Pre-Baby Body Back  —  Jessica Alba, who is now expecting her second child, says she never quite lost all the baby weight from her first.  —  “I can't ever get down to the weight I was before I had Honor,” the actress, 30, tells the August issue of Allure.

‘Bad Girls Club’ Chick Collapses — Rushed to Hospital  —  Former “Bad Girls Club” star Natalie Nunn was rushed to the emergency room early this morning after collapsing in her kitchen ... TMZ has learned.  —  Natalie tells TMZ, she's fine now — a doc at Cedars-Sinai in L.A. treated her for extreme exhaustion and sent her home.