Sarah Jessica Parker: Show and Tell  —  Eastern Promise: Gianna Jun and Li Bing Bing  —  You could say that your mid-40s are an age when you pivot—into an acknowledgment that you are no longer exactly young, into some sort of idea of the rest of your life.

...And She's Funny, Too: A GQ&A with Mila Kunis  —  Not only does Mila Kunis look pretty decent in a bikini; she can also pratfall and convincingly call Jason Segel a pussy on-screen.  Here she proves that the most talented straight man in Hollywood also happens to be the sexiest woman alive

InStyle's August Cover Girl Is... Katie Holmes!  —  The ever-poised, effortlessly stylish Katie Holmes is InStyle's August cover girl!  The Don't Be Afraid of the Dark star (her new flick opens August 26th) gave InStyle a rare glimpse into her private world for the issue.

'Gilligan's Island,' ‘Brady Bunch’ Creator — Dead at 94  —  Sherwood Schwartz, the television genius who created “The Brady Bunch” and “Gilligan's Island” — and wrote the theme songs for BOTH shows — has died ... TMZ has learned.  —  Schwartz is a TV legend — back in 1961 …

Cops Swoop in After Photogs Chase Paris Jackson  —  Two paparazzi were handcuffed by cops after allegedly blowing red lights while chasing Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson ... TMZ has learned.  —  The photogs — not TMZ — were allegedly chasing the car Paris was in …

Nicki Minaj — Allegedly Attacked In Hotel Fight  —  Rapper Nicki Minaj told authorities she was “struck” in the lower lip by a man ... during a heated argument at a swanky Dallas, TX hotel last night ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.  —  TMZ has learned ... Minaj was hanging out at the pool …

Casey Anthony to live in disguise, as if in witness protection program  —  Casey Anthony and her advisers are preparing for Anthony's realease from prison on Wednesday.  Joe Burbank~AP  —  Casey Anthony and her advisers are putting a lot of thought into her release from prison Wednesday.

Okay, So Lady Gaga Might Have a Penis  —  Lady Gaga gave an impromptu performance at Arq in Sydney, Australia last night which I think might be a gay bar.  Too early to tell.  Anyway, she's definitely packing something in her pants which makes me remember all those countless hours [I] you …

Exclusive: Hawaii Five-0 Team Adds a New Member... and Love Interest?  —  The Hawaii Five-0 team will be saying “Aloha” to a new member — and McGarrett a possible new love interest — with the addition of Happy Town alumna Lauren German to the CBS drama's cast.

Paul Rudd to star as man who freezes people  —  Paul Rudd, teaming up with Errol Morris.  (GUS RUELAS)  —  Paul Rudd has signed on to star in an upcoming feature film that will be directed by noted documentarian Errol Morris.  Rudd's role?  He'll play a man who freezes people.

Mandate Wants Josh Brolin For Spike Lee's OLDBOY.  Can He Fill Choi Min-Sik's Shoes?  —  Though it's speculative at this point in that no formal offer has yet been made, Twitch has learned that Josh Brolin tops Mandate's casting wishlist for the Spike Lee directed Oldboy remake.

MGM Wants To Skew ROBOCOP Younger?  Chris Pine Eyed For Lead Role.  —  Does the world want a younger, prettier Robocop?  Apparently MGM does as Twitch has learned that the Star Trek actor is the studio's top choice to take the lead in the upcoming reboot of the scifi franchise.

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra  —  A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Breaking: Ted Danson takes over ‘CSI’  —  The crime scene behind the yellow tape just got a lot more interesting on CSI.  —  CBS is set to announce that Ted Danson will take over for Laurence Fishburne as the drama's leading man for the show's 12th season.

UK Actress Ruth Wilson In Talks For Female Lead In Disney's ‘Lone Ranger’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Ruth Wilson is in negotiations to play the female lead in Disney's Lone Ranger, the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced film that stars Armie Hammer as the Masked Man and Johnny Depp as Tonto.

Goddess Bree Olson Dishes on Sex Life With Charlie Sheen  —  She may have broken up with Charlie Sheen in April, but Bree Olson insists she's “still a goddess.  I'm just not Charlie's goddess.”  —  How did the 24-year-old Indiana native end up with the troubled actor, who was fired from Two and a Half Men in March?

Exclusive: Vampire Diaries Has 7th Heaven's David Gallagher Over for a Bite  —  Dodging the Super 8 creature — and while under the influence! — may soon seem like a walk in the park for David Gallagher, who has nabbed a Vampire Diaries role with some real... teeth... to it.

Emma Watson Talks About Daniel Radcliffe's Drinking Problem  —  It's much easier for teenagers to get served alcohol in Europe.  —  Taking care of some media duties, Emma Watson showed up for “The Late Show with David Letterman” last night (July 11).  And during the course of her conversation with Dave …

Katie Price Needs To Stop  —  No, this is not a picture of a kaleidoscope penis shaft or a pan fried pork dumpling.  It's the picture that Katie Price Tweeted yesterday before taking it down after LeAnn Rimes' attorney sent her a cease and desist claiming that the toilet baby child of Falcor …

DMX — PUNISHED for Sneaking Drugs In Prison  —  DMX just scored an extended stay in his Arizona prison after the rapper allegedly tested positive for drugs during his current stint behind bars ... but that's just the tip of the iceberg.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ …

‘Bad Girls Club’ Chick Collapses — Rushed to Hospital  —  Former “Bad Girls Club” star Natalie Nunn was rushed to the emergency room early this morning after collapsing in her kitchen ... TMZ has learned.  —  Natalie tells TMZ, she's fine now — a doc at Cedars-Sinai in L.A. treated her for extreme exhaustion and sent her home.

Did Dakota Fanning Chop Off Her Hair?  —  Now that's a hair makeover!  —  Dakota Fanning was spotted with a brand new, super short pixie cut on the set of her latest movie Now Is Good in London on Monday.  —  In the film the actress, 17, plays a girl who is dying of leukemia and compiles …

BREAKING: Director for ‘The Evil Dead’ Reboot!  —  With the news breaking late last night we had to wait until this morning to work our magic.  —  Bloody Disgusting is being told exclusively that Sam Raimi is gearing up to produce a quasi-remake of The Evil Dead, his breakthrough horror film …