ABC Apologizes for Nicki Minaj Nip Slip  —  ABC says the network DID have a 5-second delay in place on “Good Morning America” this morning ... but insists Nicki Minaj's nip slip just happened to fall through the cracks.  —  A spokesperson for the network tells TMZ, “Although we had a five-second delay …

Lindsay's Lo entry  —  Not in v Got in ... Lindsay Lohan is turned away, but Kate Bosworth is on the list  —  LINDSAY Lohan has made a handful of crap films, gone off the rails and made a fortune in the process.  —  In her Green Eyes, they are the perfect qualifications to expect red carpet treatment …

EXCLUSIVE: ABC Will End ‘Desperate Housewives’ In May 2012 After 8th Season  —  EXCLUSIVE: It's a sad day for the smart and sassy suburban women on Wisteria Lane and the worldwide audience of approximately 120 million who watch them.  We've just learned that ABC will announce on Sunday …

Steelers pick up roles as Batman movie extras  —  Batman, meet Big Ben.  —  The new labor agreement in the NFL banned teams from practicing twice a day but it says nothing about Ben Roethlisberger and his Steelers teammates practicing for good old “Gotham” on the set of the new Batman movie Saturday morning.

The FAMOUS Funeral Guests  —  It's gonna be a Full House at Charlie Harper's funeral service on “Two and a Half Men” ... because one of the stars in attendance will be none other than Uncle Jesse himself ... John Stamos!  —  Sources connected to the production tell TMZ ... Stamos …

Lady GaGa Reveals ‘You and I’ Cover Art Amidst Copyright Infringement Lawsuit  —  The Mother Monster uses images of her photo shoot in 2010 Vogue Hommes Japan spread as an official artwork of her fourth single.  —  Lady GaGa was recently hit with copyright infringement allegation over her single “Judas”.

Kris Jenner Facelift Lawsuit — The Neck Skin Defense  —  Kris Jenner says the cosmetics company she endorses has NO RIGHT to sue her for getting plastic surgery back in June ... because the procedure didn't affect her face ... it just tightened up some loose neck skin.

Jessica Simpson's Latest Dress Does Little To Dispel Pregnancy Rumors  —  Jessica Simpson's curves were on full display Thursday, including what looked suspiciously like a burgeoning baby bump!  —  The 31-year-old singer/actress looked gorgeous in a sparkly gold mini dress …

EXCLUSIVE: Why Ryan Reynolds Split With Charlize Theron After 2 Months  —  That was quick.  —  A source tells the new issue of Us Weekly (out now) that newly divorced Ryan Reynolds, 34, ended his brief summer fling with Charlize Theron, 36, in late July.  “He only wanted something casual …

Emma Watson: Is She Dating Johnny Simmons?  —  One of the perks of being costars may be a budding romance for Emma Watson and Johnny Simmons, who appear together in the upcoming film The Perks of Being a Wallflower.  —  On Tuesday, Watson, 21, and Simmons, 24, stepped out for a meal together …

Jennifer Lopez Isn't ‘Sitting Around Crying’ After Split  —  Jennifer Lopez and her daughter Emme in Atlanta  —  While Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony called their split “painful,” Lopez is at peace with the couple's decision to end their marriage of seven years, a source tells PEOPLE.

!! OMG, it's Gaga: With bigger boobs !!  —  You know you've made it when you get your own porn parody...  (thanks, Kevin!)

Adam Lambert Shares “Good News” — “I Am in Love”  —  It's been over two years since Adam Lambert first appeared on American Idol.  Since then he's been through a lot, including a hit record, a tour, and dealing with the media.  With his new VH1 Behind the Music episode airing this weekend …

The Hilarious Emails of Hollywood's Child Bride: ‘We Want Money’  —  Jeremy Baumhower produces radio tours, bringing musicians like Nick Cannon to major radio stations across America.  Since Hollywood child bride Courtney Stodden is, ostensibly, a country singer, he contacted her using the email address listed on her website.

In Touch: Justin Timberlake is a diva, mouths off to restaurant staff  —  It has been mentioned (by Kaiser, actually) that Justin Timberlake generally acts like a douche these days, which certainly won't help the fact that filmgoers already don't make much of an effort to watch his films.

JUSTIN THEROUX AND A BAREFOOT JENNIFER ANISTON GRAB AN EARLY MORNING JAVA IN KAUAI  —  When hanging on a beautiful island of Kauai with your sexy man, who needs shoes?  Not Jennifer Aniston.  —  The tanned Friends actress ditched her flip flops while grabbing an early morning coffee with new beau Justin Theroux.

Extra ‘Gossip Girl,’ ‘90210’ And ‘Nikita’ Headed To CW  —  Hate those two-month breaks the CW has in the middle of every season?  Well, fortunately the network has done something about them.  —  Turns out that four of our favorite CW shows have received extra episodes this coming season …

Bieber's Ex: Machete-Wielding Man Threatened to Kill Me  —  Jasmine Villegas — the 17-year-old singer who sucked face with Justin Bieber in the back of a Honda last year (below) — just obtained a restraining order against an obsessed 33-year-old man who allegedly offered to pay someone $5,000 to kill her.

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler a Good Match?  —  They met in 2006 at an Oscars party.  George Clooney told her he'd seen her on Dancing with the Stars.  The woman, Stacy Keibler, was flattered he knew who she was - and a bit confused.  —  “It's so funny,” she told PEOPLE at the time.

Michael Kors to Marry Partner  —  Now that same-sex marriage has been legalized in New York, designer and Project Runway judge Michael Kors has confirmed that he will marry his longtime partner, Lance LePere, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  “Lance and I are very excited to finally be able …