Taylor Armstrong Beaten, Camille Grammer Threatened  —  Taylor Armstrong secretly revealed to cast members she was beaten so badly by Russell Armstrong she had to undergo surgery — and when he found out she spilled the beans, he sent Camille Grammer a chilling, threatening email …

Lindsay Attacks Pitbull ... Sues Over “Give Me Everything”  —  Lindsay Lohan has just sued the rapper Pitbull for a line in his mega-hit, “Give Me Everything,” for a disparaging lyric about her.  —  The song — written by Ne-Yo and Afrojack, also defendants — has a line:

Inside Kim Kardashian's 3-Hour Wedding Rehearsal Dinner  —  With only two days to go before her big day, Kim Kardashian looked surprisingly calm during her three-hour rehearsal dinner at The Montage's Scarpetta in Beverly Hills Thursday night.  —  “Kim was wearing a short …

Paula tells Tony: Get a life  —  The knives are out for Anthony Bourdain after he blasted fellow TV chef Paula Deen, calling her the “most dangerous person in America.”  —  Deen, searing back after “No Reservations” star Bourdain gave her and fellow Food Network chefs Rachael Ray …

Underage model suing photographer over sexy photos  —  By HELEN KUMARI in Los Angeles and JENNIFER JHUN and BRUCE GOLDING in NY  —  A fashion photographer snapped a sleazy picture of a controversial teen model — when she was just 15 — that wound up on T-shirts sold by Urban Outfitters and other retailers …

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller — Reunited and Flying High  —  Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller boarded a private jet ... together in Los Angeles Friday — proving just about everything can change in just 3 months.  —  As TMZ first reported, Charlie's been very involved in Brooke's drug rehab …

Depardieu ‘apologises’ for publicly urinating on jet  —  Depardieu is making a new Asterix and Obelix film  —  French actor Gerard Depardieu has apologised for the “humiliating” incident which saw him removed from a flight to Dublin, a friend said.  —  Depardieu, 62, urinated in front …

Daniel Radcliffe's New Girlfriend Identified!  —  Harry Potter's mysterious new Muggle love has been revealed!  —  Fans worldwide wondered just who was the pretty brunette holding hands with Daniel Radcliffe in NYC on Tuesday.  The UK's Daily Mail has identified her Rosanne Coker.

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EXCLUSIVE: Gwyneth Paltrow to Maid: Find Your Own Ride!  —  Down-to-earth or downright rude?  —  Gwyneth Paltrow is receiving mixed reviews from insiders in New York's Hamptons this summer.  Though one witness at the Maidstone Club tells the new issue of Us Weekly that the Oscar winner …

Miami Housewife's son in accident  —  Another member of the Real Housewives franchise is experiencing a family tragedy.  Alexia Echevarria, of the Miami cast, has set up camp at the bedside of her 13-year-old son, Frankie, who was in a car crash Sunday.  Details are still sketchy but the boy …

The Jolie-Pitts Settle into 16th Century Mansion in Scotland  —  Angelina Jolie and Knox arrive in Glasgow  —  As if arriving in Glasgow by privately chartered train wasn't special enough, the Jolie-Pitts are now settling comfortably into a rented country estate that includes a 16th century mansion.

Denise Richards Uses $900 Eco-Friendly Stroller With “Paparazzi Shield”  —  Hot wheels!  —  From Burberry bathing suits to monogrammed Louis Vouitton diaper bags, celeb moms make sure their little ones are always in style.  And now, the hottest way for Hollywood's smallest stars …

Source: Magic Mike Director Steven Soderbergh Didn't Want to Deal With Lindsay Lohan  —  Lindsay Lohan knows her way around a stripper pole.  —  We're talking about her role in I Know Who Killed Me, of course (what'd you think we were talking about?), but she almost landed a part in another movie …

Joel McHale: Not Allowed to Mock The Kardashians on The Soup  —  Not everyone is fair game on The Soup.  —  Host Joel McHale, 39, tells Just Jared that while most celebrities have a sense of humor about being made fun of on his E! clip show, some stars — namely Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian — aren't as understanding.

Prince Harry to Spend 2 Months in the U.S.!  —  Harry's goin' back to Cali, Cali....  Like his big brother William and sister-in-law Kate, Prince Harry is set to visit California — for two months!  —  Harry, 27, will be spending time in the Golden State plus Arizona for a series …

John Mayer gorging on Hot Pockets, ‘heavy with regrets’ at losing Aniston  —  Mayer and Aniston at the 2009 VF Oscar Party  —  You know that Jennifer Aniston's rep is feeding stories to US Weekly.  So that makes this story making fun of her ex John Mayer's weight gain all the more delicious.

Prince William & Kate Make Surprise Visit to Riot-Affected Area  —  Prince William and Kate visit Summerfield Community Centre  —  The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge showed empathy and support Friday for those who had lost family members, seen their possessions snatched or worked 15-hour days …

SELENA GOMEZ DENIES SEXY BRITNEY SPEARS TRIBUTE!  —  ...AND THE WORLD STAMPS ITS FOOT IN ANNOYANCE.  —  We're sure you'll all join us as we loudly say HURUMPH at the news that Selena Gomez will not be performing as part of a Britney Spears tribute at this year's MTV VMAs, as was strongly rumoured yesterday.

Kate Beckinsale thought she was getting fat or something LOL  —  Kate Beckinsale on the set of Underworld: Awakening in Vancouver (3/15)  —  Before filming the upcoming Underworld: Awakening — the fourth(!) film in the series — Kate Beckinsale thought she was getting fat or something …

Snooki's boyfriend is high as a motherf*cker  —  Snooki and Jionni LaValle in Honolulu in March  —  Note to Jionni LaValle: It's bad enough that you're dating Snooki, but dude, don't make it permanent (hint: women don't usually get skinnier and prettier as they get older).  Nevertheless, the New York Post says: