Kim & Kris Humphries Look Miserable As They Leave Their Hotel As Husband & Wife!  Pics!  —  When you see Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries as they leave their hotel in Santa Barbara as man and wife, you might wonder what happened the night before.  They pair look pretty miserable!  So much for wedded bliss!

This is Brad Pitt's Assistant  —  Last week, the Internet was aflutter after photos surfaced of Brad Pitt with a comely young assistant, Lara Marsden, on the set of World War Z.  —  This is that assistant.  —  Now, while most people might be inclined to say Angelina Jolie better watch …

A Shirtless David Beckham Goes Body Boarding!  Wife Victoria Is In Agony!  Pics!  —  David Beckham ditched the wetsuit yesterday when he went body boarding with the kids in Malibu.  Yay!  We have a chance to see Becks in all of his muscly, tattooed glory!

Pregnant and Dumped from “Bonnie and Clyde”  —  Hilary Duff just learned a cold, hard lesson — Hollywood's not hiring a lot of pregnant women to play legendary bank robbers ... which is why she just got dropped from “The Story of Bonnie and Clyde.”  —  Duff was supposed to play Bonnie Parker …

We Get It, Ryan Gosling, We Get It!  —  While dressed like a deckhand on the Hipster of the Seas, Ryan Gosling sashayed straight into the middle of a NYC crosswalk fight and stopped one dude from breaking a canvas over another dude's head like in the cartoons.

Kimberly Stewart Gives Birth to Baby Girl!  —  It's a girl!  —  Kimberly Stewart gave birth to a baby girl Sunday in L.A. This is the first child for the 31-year-old actress, model and daughter of legendary rocker Rod Stewart.  Oscar-winner Benicio del Toro's rep confirmed to Us Weekly in April that he was the father.

‘Survivor: South Pacific’: New cast and new twists revealed!  —  Russell Hantz may not be part of the new season of Survivor...but his nephew is. 19-year-old Brandon Hantz is one of 16 new contestants that will be competing for the million dollars when Survivor: South Pacific kicks off Wednesday, Sept. 14 on CBS.

THE SECRET SORROW JOHN TRAVOLTA CAN'T HIDE  —  A heartbroken JOHN TRAVOLTA - grief-stricken over the tragic death of his son JETT - secret­ly separated from wife KELLY PRESTON and sailed off on a Ca­ribbean cruise determined to end their marriage.  —  But the adventure ended …

Brad's Pitch  —  Why an A-list actor was willing to go to bat for Moneyball—an adventure story about sabermetrics.  —  Movies and baseball marry well for a reason.  They both start with a pitch, they both involve contentious teams and intense efforts that lead to more strikeouts than home runs …

Modern Family Star Eric Stonestreet Will Bring the Sad Saga of Fatty Arbuckle to HBO  —  Eric Stonestreet.  —  In his pilot for HBO's Boardwalk Empire, Martin Scorsese includes scenes from a Fatty Arbuckle movie in which the legendary silent-film star is seen burying a bottle of booze.

Fire on Necker Island  —  Thank you for all your kind messages after the fire on Necker.  We're thankful that everyone is ok.  —  Around 20 people were in the house and they all managed to get out and they are all fine.  —  We had a tropical storm with winds up to 90mph.

Jerry Lewis Is Not Back as Host of Muscular Dystrophy Telethon: Rep  —  After a newspaper report this weekend that Jerry Lewis would resume his role as host of this year's Labor Day weekend Muscular Dystrophy Association, the veteran entertainer's rep said this would not be happening.