Angelina Jolie Quashes Rumors of a Secret Wedding and Admits to Fears About Writing and Directing Her First Feature Film  —  Despite recent reports, Angelina Jolie assures Vanity Fair contributing editor Rich Cohen that there is “no secret wedding” in the works for her and Pitt.  “I'm not pregnant.

Daryl Hannah Arrested at White House  —  Much-arrested Hollywood actress Daryl Hannah was taken away from the White House in restraints Tuesday afternoon.  —  Hannah was taking part in an ongoing protest against the unbuilt Keystone XL oil pipeline.  —  “Sometimes it's necessary to sacrifice …

Lady Gaga Wore a Prosthetic Penis at VMAs  —  Little monster in her pants!  —  Lady Gaga pulled out all the stops to become male alter ego Jo Calderone at the MTV Video Music Awards in L.A. Sunday.  —  The pop provocateur (real name: Stephanie Germanotta), 25, didn't just wear men's clothing …

Kim K — Mystery Buyer Wants Sex Tape Off The Market  —  Someone is looking to buy the rights to the Kim Kardashian sex tape from Vivid Entertainment ... claiming they're willing to pay big bucks to “completely remove it from the market.”  —  TMZ has learned the mystery buyer has hired …

George Clooney Chills Out on a Boat - with Evan Rachel Wood & Marisa Tomei  —  He has a big film premiere coming up - but first George Clooney was all about relaxation.  —  The recently single actor hosted a group of friends - including pals Cindy Crawford, her husband Rande Gerber …

Bravo special addresses ‘Real Housewives’ suicide  —  Bravo will air a special addressing the suicide of Russell Armstrong, the estranged husband of “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Taylor Armstrong, sources close to production told Show Tracker.  —  The ladies of the show …

Dancing With The Stars Lineup Revealed: Kristen Cavallari, David Arquette, Nancy Grace & Tons More C-List Celebrities!  —  Did your reality show get cancelled?  Did your famous wife or boyfriend dump you?  Or maybe you just need some attention?  Then DWTS is the show for you!

Kim Kardassian Returning To Her Porn Roots  —  Remember back in March when you had to stand in the long line at the free clinic to get your ear holes gargled out with an amoxicillin rinse after you made the mistake of listening to Kim Kardashian's whorrendous s**t single which sounded …

Exclusive Pics!  Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Ride Bikes Together In Toronto!  —  Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are not as broken up as everyone originally thought.  They took a page from the Leonardo DiCaprio/Black Lively book and went for a bike ride through the streets of Toronto yesterday.

Julianne Hough Has Leaked Photos Now  —  When we last left Julianne Hough, she was being routinely molested by Ryan Seacrest in front of her friends and family as his way of saying, “Happy Birthday.  Now quit your crying.”  So here she is in a series of leaked photos that just made their way onto …

Lindsay Lohan and Chris Brown Flirt on Twitter, ‘Wanna Meet’  —  Lindsay Lohan propositions Chris Brown.  Kim Kardashian “wants babies.”  Timberlake romances Jessica Biel again.  Lauren Bush's wedding will feature a rodeo and a saloon.  Tuesday gossip gets back on the horse.

Britney Spears Credits Dad Jamie For ‘Saving Her Life’  —  Britney Spears' triumphant return to receive the Michael Jackson Vanguard award at the MTV VMAs on Sunday night was bittersweet for the pop star, who has credited her father, Jamie Spears, with saving her life, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

Courtney Thorne-Smith returning to ‘Two and a Half Men’ — EXCLUSIVE  —  Alan's ex-girlfriend is coming back.  —  Courtney Thorne-Smith is set to reprise her role on CBS' Two and a Half Men in the highly anticipated ninth season.  —  The former Ally McBeal and Melrose Place star previously …

First a Vampire, Now a Leading Man: Alexander Skarsgård Can't Be Tamed  —  “Use your phone and shine a light over here,” says Alexander Skarsgård, whose indefinitely appropriated Southern twang echoes off the walls inside one of the many vast stages at Hollywood Center Studios in Los Angeles.

David Koepp Takes On ‘The Thin Man’ For Johnny Depp And Rob Marshall  —  EXCLUSIVE: While Johnny Depp waits to see if director Gore Verbinski and producer Jerry Bruckheimer can figure out a way to salvage The Lone Ranger after Disney halted the film because of a huge budget …

ALICIA, JEN AND DEMI ARE DIVINE DENIM DIVAS  —  Alicia Keys, Jennifer Aniston and Demi Moore are three of the most gorgeous directors in Hollywood!  The threesome, who directed short films for Lifetime's Five, are gracing the cover of September's Glamour magazine.