Angelina Jolie Quashes Rumors of a Secret Wedding and Admits to Fears About Writing and Directing Her First Feature Film  —  Despite recent reports, Angelina Jolie assures Vanity Fair contributing editor Rich Cohen that there is “no secret wedding” in the works for her and Pitt.  “I'm not pregnant.

Lady Gaga Wore a Prosthetic Penis at VMAs  —  Little monster in her pants!  —  Lady Gaga pulled out all the stops to become male alter ego Jo Calderone at the MTV Video Music Awards in L.A. Sunday.  —  The pop provocateur (real name: Stephanie Germanotta), 25, didn't just wear men's clothing …

Daryl Hannah Arrested at White House  —  Much-arrested Hollywood actress Daryl Hannah was taken away from the White House in restraints Tuesday afternoon.  —  Hannah was taking part in an ongoing protest against the unbuilt Keystone XL oil pipeline.  —  “Sometimes it's necessary to sacrifice …

Kim K — Mystery Buyer Wants Sex Tape Off The Market  —  Someone is looking to buy the rights to the Kim Kardashian sex tape from Vivid Entertainment ... claiming they're willing to pay big bucks to “completely remove it from the market.”  —  TMZ has learned the mystery buyer has hired …

George Clooney Chills Out on a Boat - with Evan Rachel Wood & Marisa Tomei  —  He has a big film premiere coming up - but first George Clooney was all about relaxation.  —  The recently single actor hosted a group of friends - including pals Cindy Crawford, her husband Rande Gerber …

Kim Kardassian Returning To Her Porn Roots  —  Remember back in March when you had to stand in the long line at the free clinic to get your ear holes gargled out with an amoxicillin rinse after you made the mistake of listening to Kim Kardashian's whorrendous s**t single which sounded …

Exclusive Pics!  Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Ride Bikes Together In Toronto!  —  Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are not as broken up as everyone originally thought.  They took a page from the Leonardo DiCaprio/Black Lively book and went for a bike ride through the streets of Toronto yesterday.

Dancing With The Stars Lineup Revealed: Kristen Cavallari, David Arquette, Nancy Grace & Tons More C-List Celebrities!  —  Did your reality show get cancelled?  Did your famous wife or boyfriend dump you?  Or maybe you just need some attention?  Then DWTS is the show for you!

Julianne Hough Has Leaked Photos Now  —  When we last left Julianne Hough, she was being routinely molested by Ryan Seacrest in front of her friends and family as his way of saying, “Happy Birthday.  Now quit your crying.”  So here she is in a series of leaked photos that just made their way onto …

Actress Can't Leave Bad Enough Alone  —  [BlindGossip] Although she works hard to present herself to the world as a wonderful person, this actress has a black streak a mile wide.  She wants what she wants when she wants it, and she enjoys it even more if it hurts someone she dislikes.

House Scoop: Jaleel White Sent Directly to Jail  —  Here's a sentence I never thought I'd type: House will be doing time in the pokey alongside Urkel!  —  Former child geek Jaleel White will guest star in the Oct. 3 season premiere of House as a fellow inmate of Hugh Laurie's titular grouch, TVLine has confirmed.

It's a Lively reunion with Leonardo DiCaprio for Blake  —  THERE may be an ocean between them but it wasn't enough to keep Hollywood's hottest couple apart, with Gossip Girl star Blake Lively flying into Sydney at the weekend for a belated 24th birthday celebration with her boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio.

RUSSELL ARMSTRONG'S SUICIDE TO BE ADDRESSED IN BRAVO SPECIAL  —  The upcoming season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been re-edited due to Russell Armstrong's recent suicide, however Bravo has taped a special to address the tragedy.  —  The special will include interviews from Camille Grammer …

First a Vampire, Now a Leading Man: Alexander Skarsgård Can't Be Tamed  —  “Use your phone and shine a light over here,” says Alexander Skarsgård, whose indefinitely appropriated Southern twang echoes off the walls inside one of the many vast stages at Hollywood Center Studios in Los Angeles.

Court CRUSHES Jon Cryer's Appeal — Pay Your Ex $8k per Month  —  Jon Cryer's efforts to get out of paying child support to his ex-wife — who temporarily lost custody of their kid — have been stymied after an appeals court ruled the actor MUST shell out $8,000 per month.

Courtney Thorne-Smith returning to ‘Two and a Half Men’ — EXCLUSIVE  —  Alan's ex-girlfriend is coming back.  —  Courtney Thorne-Smith is set to reprise her role on CBS' Two and a Half Men in the highly anticipated ninth season.  —  The former Ally McBeal and Melrose Place star previously …