TNT Cancels Drama Series ‘Hawthorne’  —  After weeks of rumors, TNT today made it official: the Jada Pinkett Smith-starring medical drama Hawthorne is being canceled after 3 seasons.  Also on the bubble with a 50/50 chance of return is the network's sophomore Memphis Beat.

Lindsay Lohan: Mena and Dania are ‘Pathetic’  —  Lindsay Lohan says it's “pathetic” that Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez dragged her name into a parody video spotlighting her much-publicized misfortunes.  —  Mena and Dania just released the spoof targeting the likes of Kim Kardashian and, of course, Lindsay.

Whole Foods drops Bethenny Frankel drink containing ‘toxic’ preservative  —  People who say the “Real Housewives” are toxic have no idea how right they are.  —  Whole Foods has stopped selling former “Real House wives of New York City” star Bethenny Frankel's Skinnygirl Margarita after discovering …

T.I. Back in Federal Custody  —  After only a day in the semi-real world following months in prison, T.I. is already back in federal custody.  —  The Federal Bureau of Prisons confirms to TMZ that the rapper checked into a federal penitentiary in Atlanta last night, but would not elaborate further.

Pics!  Glowing Madonna Debuts W.E. At The Venice Film Festival  —  There's no way around it: Madonna is owning the Venice Film Festival.  She premiered her second directorial effort, W.E. yesterday.  While the film about the love affair of Wallis Simpson and King Edward VIII …

Gene Simmons — The Smart Ass Wedding Announcement  —  Gene Simmons is finally revealing what Shannon Tweed told him when he asked for her hand in marriage ... and SHOCKER ... she didn't say no.  —  Now, the couple is planning the wedding — and they've already sent out invitations …

Melanie Brown Welcomes a Girl  —  Another baby spice!  —  Melanie Brown announced early Friday morning that she had welcomed her new baby with husband Stephen Belafonte - and apparently it was a laughing matter.  —  “Finally our baby arrives,” she Tweeted.

PIC: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, 5, Shows Off Temporary Tattoos  —  Just like her parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, 5-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is a bit of wild child!  —  The adorable tomboy showed off an array of temporary tattoos while shopping with her 36-year-old mother and 6-year-old sister Zahara in London Thursday.

‘Modern Family’ Lands ‘Arrested Development’ Star David Cross (Exclusive) … Arrested Development's David Cross has a new office.  —  The actor has been tapped to recur on Modern Family as city councilman, Duane, who will go toe-to-toe with Claire (Julie Bowen) on the upcoming third season …

Is Glee Star's “Bruised-Up Barbie” Photo Shoot Glamorizing Domestic Violence?  —  Is this art, or a black eye for Heather Morris?  —  Glee's resident ditzy cheerleader Brittany posed for a photo shoot for L.A. provocateur photographer Tyler Shields, and the pics are generating controversy …

Tyra Banks isn't getting fat.  She's ‘expanding the definition of beauty’  —  Tyra Banks at the 2011 Teen Choice Awards in Universal City (8/7)  —  I've heard some bulls**t spin before, but this is just ridiculous.  “I'm expanding the definition of beauty” is just code for “I love cheeseburgers but don't like exercise.”

Ex-'Hills' star Audrina says her latest show is done for  —  Patridge is sitting pretty as she films “The Hills” last year.  Now, she wants a break from reality TV.  —  Audrina Patridge's latest MTV reality show is heading for the hills.  —  The hard-bodied alum of “The Hills” and …

Taylor Swift And Reese Witherspoon Bond Over Jakey Gyllenhaal's Vain Ways  —  UsWeekly says that the 8-year-old girl trapped in a 12-year-old's body that is Taylor Swift and Reese Witherspoon ate lunch in L.A. together at Boa Steakhouse earlier this week and talked all about what it was like “dating” Jakey Gyllenhaal.

Don't Let Your Kids Watch Chaz Bono On ‘Dancing With the Stars’  —  Chaz Bono, the “transsexual” woman who underwent plastic surgery and takes male hormones in an effort to appear to be a man, and who asserts she is a man, will appear on the upcoming season of “Dancing with the Stars”, according to ABC, the network which airs the show.

Molly Shannon Joins CBS' ‘The Talk’ As Guest Host  —  EXCLUSIVE: Former latenight star Molly Shannon is heading to daytime.  The Saturday Night Live alumna is joining CBS' daytime talk show The Talk as a guest host for the month of September.  When the show's second season starts next Tuesday …