That Jennifer Aniston Doesn't Miss A Cue!  —  Just hours after Douche Brad Pitt once again reopened the triangle that makes me long for the days when we cared about more interesting triangles like the one in Bermuda or the one on Madge's jacket in Desperately Seeking Susan …

Not My Penis!  —  Justin Timberlake wants to make it clear — the explicit picture on Mila Kunis' cell phone — showing a penis — is NOT J.T. — this according to a source close to Justin.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Mila's cell phone was hacked, and two of the pics the hackers seized showed Justin …

Lindsay Lohan Throws A Glass At A Photographer, Misses And Hits A Cocktail Waitress At Fashion Week Party  —  Has Lindsay Lohan lost it?  The actress continued her reign of destruction and upheaval on New York Fashion Week, when she threw more than a tantrum at the V Magazine Black and White Ball at The Standard Hotel.

Tareq Salahi — I'm Divorcing that Bitch!  —  Tareq Salahi has had his fill of humiliation ... we've learned he's filing for divorce.  —  TMZ may have jogged Tareq's memory a bit when he saw video of Michaele and her lover, Neal Schon kissing — a video HE SHOT over Labor Day.

PIC: Jen Aniston Hung Out With Chaz Bono in High School!  —  Long before she was on Friends, Jennifer Aniston had a friend in Chaz Bono.  Known then as Chastity (Bono underwent female-to-male gender transition in 2009), the two classmates posed for a locker room photo at New York's High School of Performing Arts in 1987.

Lacey Schwimmer Is Attacked By A Bad Pair Of Mom Jeans!  Pics!  —  What on earth is Lacey Schwimmer wearing!  I've seen celebs wearing unflattering outfits before, but this really takes the cake.  Who told her that those mom jeans looked even remotely attractive on her!  She's such a beautiful woman!

Evan Rachel Wood Transforms Herself ... Again  —  The gift to young Hollywood that keeps on giving: The Ides of March star herself.  She's anything but predictable — even to herself.

... If They'd Have Me Back  —  After the WORST TV breakup of all time, Charlie Sheen says he LOVES the idea of returning to “Two and a Half Men” ... even though his character is supposedly DEAD.  —  Sheen appeared on the “Today” show this morning ... where he told Matt Lauer that Ashton Kutcher is …

Party Bus Attack  —  The party bus driver who claims “Lost” star Matthew Fox punched her in the vagina during a stand-off last month has filed a lawsuit against the actor ... demanding more than $25k ... TMZ has learned.  —  In documents filed in Ohio, Heather Borman claims a drunk Fox tried …

David Beckham: More Kids on Their Way?  —  Look out, Jolie-Pitt family - another star couple may be adding to their brood.  —  After welcoming their fourth child (and first daughter), Harper Seven, in July, David and Victoria Beckham have not ruled out having more kids.

Paul McCartney Posts Notice of Wedding  —  Paul McCartney will wed fiancée Nancy Shevell at the same venue he married late wife Linda, it was revealed Friday.  —  The musician, 69, and Shevell, 51, who announced their engagement in May, have posted their notice that they intend …

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini  —  Here's Vanessa Hudgens vacationing in Maui yesterday where she delicately held the line between doughy and an acceptable amount of padding on an attractive woman.  Or, “Damn!  She pregnant,” as LeAnn Rimes just told me to put it.  —  Photos: Splash News

Exes Alexander Skarsgard, Kate Bosworth Avoid Red Carpet Reunion  —  After their recent split, many wondered how Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth would interact when the time came to promote their gritty new thriller Straw Dogs.  —  PHOTOS: Alexander's sexiest True Blood moments

'Glee's' Heather Morris Says She Would Give Up Acting For Her Boyfriend; Explains Breast Implant Removal  —  LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Now that's devotion.  —  Heather Morris, who plays lovably ditzy cheerleader Brittany Pierce on “Glee,” says she would give up acting on one of TV's hottest shows for the sake of her beau, Taylor Hubbell.

Jill Zarin Tells Us: I Wasn't Fired From Real Housewives of NYC  —  Zarin's rep says she is “still in discussions” with Bravo  —  Who should Cameron Diaz date next?  —  Ryan R.  —  Jake G.  —  SEE RESULTS »  —  Top Stories  —  Kirstie Alley: “I've Lost 100 Pounds!”  »

Ryan Gosling - Ryan Gosling Had Two Great Girlfriends  —  Ryan Gosling Had Two Great Girlfriends  —  Ryan Gosling says he is single because he hasn't met anyone to “top” former lovers Sandra Bullock and Rachel McAdams, who he describes as being “two of the greatest” girlfriends ever.

Halle Berry Rocks A 70′s Look For New Movie!  Meanwhile Her Lawyers Are Still Working On Her Custody Case  —  Glasgow Scotland is getting a lot of Hollywood A-listers walking it's streets lately.  Only last month, Brad Pitt was filming his latest movie World War Z there.