‘Two and a Half Men’ ratings huge!  Ashton Kutcher debut delivers series high  —  ‘Two and a Half Men’ ratings huge: Ashton Kutcher delivers series high  —  Two and a Half Men premiere ratings are in.  And they're jaw dropping.  Absolutely stunningly huge.

Michaele and Neal Speak Out!  —  Having ditched her husband, Tareq, Michaele Salahi and boyfriend, Neal Schon, talk exclusively to Diane Dimond about how they got back together.  “I was going crazy,” says Michaele.  —  TV personality Michaele Salahi and Journey guitarist Neal Schon …

Chaz Bono is Topless  —  Here's a topless Chaz Bono lumbering around the set of Dancing With The Stars yesterday, and I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to do here.  Those nips started out as a woman's, so protocol tells me I should censor them.  But technically they're on a man now …

Brad Pitt Further Clarifies Jen Aniston Remarks  —  Brad Pitt at the Dept. 19 premiere, which benefitted the Fight Against Cancer with Children's Hospital & Research Center in Oakland and Stand Up to Cancer  —  The night was devoted to unveiling his latest movie, the based-on-fact baseball movie Moneyball …

This is How Lindsay Lohan's Been Getting Into Fashion Week Parties  —  What you're looking at is Lindsay Lohan pulling something out of her purse, leaning her head down and then making this face in the apartment of Vikram Chatwal, the multimillionaire owner of the Dream Downtown hotel in Manhattan.

Beyonce Opens Up About Pregnancy: I'm Having So Much Fun!  —  Now that she's got a baby on board, Beyonce is more bootylicious than ever — and damn proud of it, too!  —  The first-time mom-to-be, 30, opened up for the very first time about her pregnancy as she and her mom, Tina Knowles …

It's Over!  Lea Michele and Actor Boyfriend Split  —  Lea Michele is a single lady.  —  I can exclusively reveal that...  The Glee star, 25, and her actor boyfriend of more than a year, Theo Stockman, have called it quits, a source tells me.  —  A rep for Michele confirmed the split.

Evaluating the Middle of the Pack on ‘Dancing with the Stars:’ Who Shows the Most Potential for Growth?  —  Contribute content like this.  Start here.  —  Last night, the thirteenth season of “Dancing With the Stars” premiered with a new ballroom, a new last name for Brooke Burke-Charvet, and a new set of C-listers to root for.

George Clooney Ties the Knot - in New Ad  —  George Clooney may be a committed bachelor in real life, but a new commercial for Norwegian bank DNB NOR indicates that women's dreams of tying him down could, in fact, come true.  —  Waking up confused and alone in a hotel room …

World Exclusive: Mel B and Stephen Belafonte present their ‘gorgeous’ new baby Madison at home in LA  —  Nuzzling her beautiful new baby daughter Madison, Melanie Brown is basking in the glow of new motherhood.  —  “She is so gorgeous and such a chilled baby,” says the star …

Exclusive: Ne-Yo Is Engaged — and Expecting Second Child!  —  And baby makes four!  —  R&B superstar Ne-Yo is set to be a father again — and he's engaged, too!  —  A rep for the “Closer” singer (real name: Shaffer Chimere Smith) tells Us Weekly that his longtime girlfriend …

Actor Tom Sizemore Arrested; Held On $26,000 Bail  —  Actor Tom Sizemore has been arrested in Los Angeles, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.  —  Police tell RadarOnline.com the Saving Private Ryan actor, 49, was taken into custody at an apartment building near downtown L.A. around 1:15 am PT …

5 Plastic Surgery Disasters That Made Young Celebs Look Old (PHOTOS)  —  Remember when the main reason celebrities (or anyone) got plastic surgery was to make themselves look younger?  Those ubiquitous nip/tuck rumors never started swirling until an actress hit at least 40.  Not so much anymore!

Alleged Dad Has NO GAME Judge Dismisses Lawsuit  —  LeBron James' alleged father is full of it — legally speaking — which is why a judge just shot down the man's lawsuit against 'Bron ... according to new court documents.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Leicester Bryce Stovell sued LBJ …

Tony Bennett on 9/11 Attacks: ‘They Flew the Plane in, But We Caused It’  —  American icon Tony Bennett took to the airwaves at Sirius Radio to promote his new album, “Duets II,” but it's what he said about war, peace, terrorism, and who was to blame for the Sept. 11 terror attacks that could get people talking.

Sued Over Violent Attack  —  50 Cent employs violent known criminals who viciously attack women when they don't get their way ... this according to a new lawsuit.  —  According to the suit, obtained by TMZ, 50 Cent hired a guy named Dwayne McKenzie — although it's not clear exactly what McKenzie did for the rapper.

Van Halen Sign With Columbia Records? … The rumor mill is abuzz with talk of a new Van Halen album — their first with original singer David Lee Roth since he left the band in 1985, the band's first since 1998's Van Halen III and the first to be released on a label other than Warner Bros. Records …