‘Two and a Half Men’ ratings huge!  Ashton Kutcher debut delivers series high  —  ‘Two and a Half Men’ ratings huge: Ashton Kutcher delivers series high  —  Two and a Half Men premiere ratings are in.  And they're jaw dropping.  Absolutely stunningly huge.

Michaele and Neal Speak Out!  —  Having ditched her husband, Tareq, Michaele Salahi and boyfriend, Neal Schon, talk exclusively to Diane Dimond about how they got back together.  “I was going crazy,” says Michaele.  —  TV personality Michaele Salahi and Journey guitarist Neal Schon …

Chaz Bono is Topless  —  Here's a topless Chaz Bono lumbering around the set of Dancing With The Stars yesterday, and I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to do here.  Those nips started out as a woman's, so protocol tells me I should censor them.  But technically they're on a man now …

Exclusive: Robert Pattinson Is Recording an Album!  —  Robert Pattinson, rock star?  —  The British actor, 25, is prepping to record an album imminently, two sources tell Us Weekly.  —  PHOTOS: Rob's many sexy faces  —  “Rob has been kicking a few original songs around for a long time …

Brad Pitt Further Clarifies Jen Aniston Remarks  —  Brad Pitt at the Dept. 19 premiere, which benefitted the Fight Against Cancer with Children's Hospital & Research Center in Oakland and Stand Up to Cancer  —  The night was devoted to unveiling his latest movie, the based-on-fact baseball movie Moneyball …

Rosie O'Donnell Introduces Her Hot New Piece To The World  —  As her friends Gayelle King, Mrs. Rojo Caliente, Fran Drescher and Natasha Lyonne winked on, Rosie O'Donnell debuted her new hot girlfriend Michelle Rounds to the public at Rosie's Theater Kids Galas in NYC last night.

Is Elin Nordegren Headed To The Altar?  —  Tiger who?  —  Elin Nordegren, the wealthy and beautiful ex-wife of the golfing great, is ramping up her romance with her new beau, Jamie Dingman, and it seems that she so confident that he is the one that there are already rumors of marriage for the pair.

Tom Sizemore Just Getting Career Back On Track When Arrested Again  —  UPDATE: Sizemore posted bail and was released around 9:15 am PT Tuesday.  —  Tom Sizemore was just getting his once celebrated Hollywood career back on track when his latest arrest happened early Tuesday in Los Angeles.

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Beyonce Opens Up About Pregnancy: I'm Having So Much Fun!  —  Now that she's got a baby on board, Beyonce is more bootylicious than ever — and damn proud of it, too!  —  The first-time mom-to-be, 30, opened up for the very first time about her pregnancy as she and her mom, Tina Knowles …

Katy Perry Is InStyle's October Cover Girl!  —  Katy Perry is InStyle's October cover girl!  In this issue, we catch up with the pop queen to talk about her enchanting life, from her always-delicious red carpet style ("I kind of use this inner dial: Either I turn it up or down) …

George Clooney Ties the Knot - in New Ad  —  George Clooney may be a committed bachelor in real life, but a new commercial for Norwegian bank DNB NOR indicates that women's dreams of tying him down could, in fact, come true.  —  Waking up confused and alone in a hotel room …

‘True Blood’ Star to Replace Hilary Duff in ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ … Lindsay Pulsipher will replace Hilary Duff in The Story of Bonnie and Clyde, Cypress Moon Studios announced Monday.  —  Pulsipher is currently filming the History Channel miniseries The Hatfields and McCoys opposite Kevin Costner and Bill Paxton.

Ryan Gosling weighing early retirement from acting  —  He may be tearing up the screen in “Drive,” easily one of the coolest action movies of the year.  And he may be about to dive into the Oscar race with the buzzy prestige picture “The Ides of March,” directed and co-starring George Clooney.

Elizabeth Perkins to star on ‘The Closer’ — EXCLUSIVE  —  Celia Hodes from Weeds is coming to TNT's The Closer!  —  EW has learned exclusively that Elizabeth Perkins — best known for her terrific run on the Showtime drama — will guest star as the wife of the LAPD Police Commissioner in an episode airing Dec. 19.

Taylor Lautner Cried Watching ‘Breaking Dawn’ - Starring Taylor Lautner  —  I don't know if there's a rule against actors saying they cried watching their own movies, but here's Taylor Lautner saying exactly that about Breaking Dawn, the last Twilight book broken into two movies purely to preserve the deep …

Real Housewives Hubby Joe Giudice Withdraws Bankruptcy Filing  —  It looks like Joe Giudice is going to deal with his debts, after all.  —  At least, that's the impression he's giving.  —  Nearly a year after Real Housewives of New Jersey reality star Teresa Giudice and her husband …

Separated at Birth?  Celebrity Lookalikes at Emmys & Beyond (PHOTOS)  —  Who's who?!?!  It was realized on Emmys night Sunday that Entourage star Emmanuelle Chriqui looked nearly identical to Nina Dobrev when she was mistaken for the Vampire Diaries star who was stunning in a floor-length red dress.

Evaluating the Middle of the Pack on ‘Dancing with the Stars:’ Who Shows the Most Potential for Growth?  —  Contribute content like this.  Start here.  —  Last night, the thirteenth season of “Dancing With the Stars” premiered with a new ballroom, a new last name for Brooke Burke-Charvet, and a new set of C-listers to root for.