Cover Story: Jen Aniston's Team “Went Ballistic” After Brad Pitt Insult  —  Brad Pitt made a big-time boo-boo.  —  He's garnering Oscar buzz for his role in Moneyball, but Angelina Jolie's man sparked a public relations catastrophe last week — all for a Parade interview in which he casually slammed …

Minka Kelly Explodes After Getting Groped On 'Charlie's Angels' Set  —  The reboot of iconic '70s show Charlie's Angels has been rocked by an incident of sexual harassment, Star magazine is exclusively reporting.  —  A crew member was fired from the Miami production after he inappropriately …

METTA WORLD PEACE (AKA RON ARTEST) VOTED OFF DWTS  —  You'd think a pro basketball player might have all the right moves, but Lakers star Ron Artest (who officially changed his name to Metta World Peace this week), didn't capture the judges hearts on Dancing With the Stars.

Exclusive: Justin Timberlake Visits Scarlett Johansson's Apartment  —  Jessica Biel's face will go scarlet when she hears about this!  —  The new Us Weekly reveals that Justin Timberlake spent the night of Sept. 14 with another Hollywood beauty: Single-again Scarlett Johansson …

Teen Bride Courtney Stodden Signs Deal With Merv Griffin Entertainment For Reality Show  —  Teen bride Courtney Stodden has signed a deal with a production company to produce her reality show Radaronline.com has exclusively learned.  —  The 17-year-old and her Green Mile actor husband Doug Hutchison …

Exclusive Pics!  New Couple Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Go Hiking In Los Angeles!  —  INF Daily photographers spotted Ryan Gosling with his current go-to girl Eva Mendes hiking near Griffith Park Observatory.  Now, I say hiking, but Eva is dressed for more of a casual stroll in her mini-dress and strappy sandals.

Ashton Kutcher's Coworkers: He's “Not as Funny” as Charlie Sheen!  —  It was the season premiere that ate its competition: 28.7 million viewers for Two and a Half Men with its new star Ashton Kutcher.  But Charlie Sheen, who was axed by his old CBS bosses, did just fine with record-breaking numbers …

Miley Cyrus' Leaked Photos Have Professional Lighting Now  —  Apparently this is a new “leaked photo” of Miley Cyrus making the rounds despite the fact it looks almost exactly like an outtake from a magazine shoot.  A magazine shoot like, I dunno, the one she did for Prestige and posted …

Britney Spears' Child Abuse: Shocking Eyewitness Report  —  Britney Spears denied her two young sons medical treatment after “deliberately and recklessly” feeding them crabmeat, despite their life threatening allergies to seafood, Star magazine is exclusively reporting.

Breaks Foot In Spain  —  TMZ has learned ... Halle Berry broke her foot in Spain this morning, and it's creating problems for the movie she's shooting.  —  Sources tell TMZ ... Halle was on the property where she's staying and simply took a misstep.  She heard a crack and then felt the pain.

Bethenny Frankel on Fired New York City Housewives: “I'm Not Surprised”  —  Bethenny Frankel may be long gone from the Real Housewives of New York City, but that doesn't mean we don't want to hear what she has to say about her former costars getting booted from the show.

Exclusive: Ryan Reynolds Moves on From Sandra Bullock — With Olivia Wilde!  —  Credit: Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic; Splash News Online  —  From costars to couple?  —  The Change-Up's Ryan Reynolds, 34, and Olivia Wilde, 27, shared lunch at Sant Ambroeus in NYC's West Village September 16 — but this was no ordinary outing.

Maggie Gyllenhaal Has Her Own Vibrator Swap Program  —  If you ever get a promotional e-mail from a site called Netdix, you can send your complaints to Maggie Gyllenhaal for putting ideas into people's heads and other places.  Maggie is out promoting Hysteria, that movie she did about the world's …