Katie Holmes Is How I Met Your Mother's Slutty Pumpkin  —  Forgive us, Tom Cruise, but we're just reporting the facts: Katie Holmes is a Slutty Pumpkin.  Or, to be precise, Vulture has learned exclusively that Mrs. Cruise has agreed to play a promiscuous Jack-O-Lantern next month on a special Halloween episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Johnny Depp's true ‘Dark Shadows’ vampire revealed!  — EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK  —  Behold the real visage of Johnny Depp's vampire from Dark Shadows!  —  Last week, long-range paparazzi shots of the actor wearing ghostly white makeup, large sunglasses and a pulled down fedora made fans …

Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen Make Last-Ditch Plea for Their Real Housewives Lives  —  Forget Real—Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen are becoming desperate Housewives.  —  After being booted off The Real Housewives of New York City last week along with castmates Jill Zarin …

Lindsay Lohan Ignoring Advisers Telling Her To Do Community Service  —  Lindsay Lohan has been keeping herself busy attending New York fashion week and getting ready to jet off to Milan to shoot an ad campaign, but the starlet's advisers are telling her to prioritize, buckle down and put …

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Hugh Jackman, On WWE Raw, Breaks Dolph Ziggler's Jaw … It's Wolverine, bub.  —  Hugh Jackman appeared on WWE Raw on Monday night, making an effort to reach out to the young male audience that could make or break his upcoming robot boxing film, “Real Steel.”

Minka Kelly: I Turned Down Free Plastic Surgery  —  Minka Kelly hasn't compromised her integrity for the pursuit of fame.  —  During a Wednesday interview on Late Night With David Letterman, the 31-year-old Charlie's Angels star recalled a time when she was approached by a former Playboy Playmate …

Brenda Song Isn't Pregnant, Huh?  —  Last week, Brenda Song's mom said her daughter wasn't pregnant, and like an idiot, I didn't even consider the fact that Brenda might've lied to her own mother.  Which apparently I should've because here she is with Trace Cyrus yesterday …

“The X Factor” Half the Show Of “Idol”  —  The big “X Factor” premiere last night fell way short of Simon Cowell's expectations — earning just over half the ratings “American Idol” got during its premiere in January.  —  Simon's new show averaged an 8.7 rating, while the tenth season premiere of …

Brad Pitt says he learned lesson from Aniston fallout  —  By now, the following quote is probably familiar: “I spent the '90s trying to hide out ... It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn't living an interesting life myself.

CHARLIE'S ANGELS SLAMMED BY CRITICS  —  The reviews are in — and unlike the Charlie's Angels girls themselves, it's not pretty.  —  Angels is set to premiere on ABC tonight, the second reboot of the original 1976 TV series that starred Farrah Fawcett, Jaclyn Smith and and Kate Jackson.

Jamey Rodemeyer Suicide: Police Consider Criminal Bullying Charges  —  Police have opened a criminal investigation in the suicide death of Buffalo, N.Y., 14-year-old Jamey Rodemeyer, who was bullied online with gay slurs for more than a year.  —  The teen's parents, friends and even Lady Gaga …

Levi Johnston on Sarah Palin: “She Had a Cougar Crush on Me!”  —  Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player.  Get the latest Flash player.  —  Well, that's kind of disturbing.  —  E! News caught up with Levi Johnston to talk about the release …

CW preps ‘Musical Chairs’  —  Gurin reality entry goes to ‘Extreme’  —  The CW is developing unscripted format “Extreme Musical Chairs” from the Gurin Co. and 405 Prods.  —  Series would transform the popular children's game into a physically demanding competition with multiple rounds of elimination set in an indoor obstacle course.

Alex Rodriguez on Split with Cameron Diaz: 'We'll Always Be Friends'  —  It may be game over for Cameron Diaz and Yankee star Alex Rodriguez, but the couple, who recently broke up after dating for a year and a half, remain on good terms.  —  “I have a lot of love for Cameron,” the slugger, 36, told PEOPLE about the actress, 39.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Writing Memoir  —  Arnold Schwarzenegger is ready to tell his story.  —  The actor and former California governor is writing an autobiography that will touch upon his recent breakup with Maria Shriver while also covering his childhood in Austria and his careers as a bodybuilder, action star and politician.

!! OMG, spoof: Sesame Street's G Club !!  —  This is Genious.

Emily Deschanel Has a Baby Boy  —  And baby makes three!  —  Bones star Emily Deschanel and her husband, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's David Hornsby, welcomed their first child Wednesday, a baby boy named Henry Hornsby, Deschanel's rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.

America's sexiest family man discusses movies, marriage and monogamy  —  If you define a man by his dogs, Antonio Banderas is happy, welcoming, and eager to please.  His three pooches — a boxer, a pit bull-Labrador mix, and a mutt — trot toward my car as I pull into the driveway …

Beyoncé Is Feeling ‘Very Empowered’ Pregnant  —  Beyoncé doesn't just have that pregnancy glow.  It's more like a megawatt luminescence.  —  “It's been great.  I feel free.  I feel very empowered,” the singer, 30, tells ET Canada of her pregnancy in an interview airing Thursday night.

This Week's Cover: Neil Patrick Harris gives you his Hollywood Survival Guide  —  Is there anything Neil Patrick Harris can't do?  He acts!  He rocks jokes!  He sings!  He dances!  He acts!  He hosts!  He performs magic!  And now let's add yet another talent to that list: He writes a damn good cover story!