Katie Holmes Is How I Met Your Mother's Slutty Pumpkin  —  Forgive us, Tom Cruise, but we're just reporting the facts: Katie Holmes is a Slutty Pumpkin.  Or, to be precise, Vulture has learned exclusively that Mrs. Cruise has agreed to play a promiscuous Jack-O-Lantern next month on a special Halloween episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Johnny Depp's true ‘Dark Shadows’ vampire revealed!  — EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK  —  Behold the real visage of Johnny Depp's vampire from Dark Shadows!  —  Last week, long-range paparazzi shots of the actor wearing ghostly white makeup, large sunglasses and a pulled down fedora made fans …

Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen Make Last-Ditch Plea for Their Real Housewives Lives  —  Forget Real—Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen are becoming desperate Housewives.  —  After being booted off The Real Housewives of New York City last week along with castmates Jill Zarin …

Lindsay Lohan Ignoring Advisers Telling Her To Do Community Service  —  Lindsay Lohan has been keeping herself busy attending New York fashion week and getting ready to jet off to Milan to shoot an ad campaign, but the starlet's advisers are telling her to prioritize, buckle down and put …

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Brenda Song Isn't Pregnant, Huh?  —  Last week, Brenda Song's mom said her daughter wasn't pregnant, and like an idiot, I didn't even consider the fact that Brenda might've lied to her own mother.  Which apparently I should've because here she is with Trace Cyrus yesterday …

Hugh Jackman, On WWE Raw, Breaks Dolph Ziggler's Jaw … It's Wolverine, bub.  —  Hugh Jackman appeared on WWE Raw on Monday night, making an effort to reach out to the young male audience that could make or break his upcoming robot boxing film, “Real Steel.”

Minka Kelly: I Turned Down Free Plastic Surgery  —  Minka Kelly hasn't compromised her integrity for the pursuit of fame.  —  During a Wednesday interview on Late Night With David Letterman, the 31-year-old Charlie's Angels star recalled a time when she was approached by a former Playboy Playmate …

Beyoncé Is Feeling ‘Very Empowered’ Pregnant  —  Beyoncé doesn't just have that pregnancy glow.  It's more like a megawatt luminescence.  —  “It's been great.  I feel free.  I feel very empowered,” the singer, 30, tells ET Canada of her pregnancy in an interview airing Thursday night.

CHARLIE'S ANGELS SLAMMED BY CRITICS  —  The reviews are in — and unlike the Charlie's Angels girls themselves, it's not pretty.  —  Angels is set to premiere on ABC tonight, the second reboot of the original 1976 TV series that starred Farrah Fawcett, Jaclyn Smith and and Kate Jackson.

Jamey Rodemeyer Suicide: Police Consider Criminal Bullying Charges  —  Police have opened a criminal investigation in the suicide death of Buffalo, N.Y., 14-year-old Jamey Rodemeyer, who was bullied online with gay slurs for more than a year.  —  The teen's parents, friends and even Lady Gaga …

Simon Cowell's ‘The X Factor’ Premieres Lower Than ‘American Idol’  —  Preliminary household ratings show that “X Factor” bowed to an 8.7 household rating, down nearly 50 percent compared to the tenth season premiere of “American Idol.”  —  The premiere of Simon Cowell's highly hyped …

Brad Pitt says he learned lesson from Aniston fallout  —  By now, the following quote is probably familiar: “I spent the '90s trying to hide out ... It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn't living an interesting life myself.

Levi Johnston on Sarah Palin: “She Had a Cougar Crush on Me!”  —  Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player.  Get the latest Flash player.  —  Well, that's kind of disturbing.  —  E! News caught up with Levi Johnston to talk about the release …

Sarah Palin's husband ‘files for divorce’  —  Sarah Palin has been hit by more negative reports about her private life, this time suggesting that she is heading for divorce.  —  Trouble?  Sarah Palin with husband Todd, who is allegedly filing for divorce, according to new reports  —  Los Angeles

!! OMG, spoof: Sesame Street's G Club !!  —  This is Genious.

CW preps ‘Musical Chairs’  —  Gurin reality entry goes to ‘Extreme’  —  The CW is developing unscripted format “Extreme Musical Chairs” from the Gurin Co. and 405 Prods.  —  Series would transform the popular children's game into a physically demanding competition with multiple rounds of elimination set in an indoor obstacle course.

Alex Rodriguez on Split with Cameron Diaz: 'We'll Always Be Friends'  —  It may be game over for Cameron Diaz and Yankee star Alex Rodriguez, but the couple, who recently broke up after dating for a year and a half, remain on good terms.  —  “I have a lot of love for Cameron,” the slugger, 36, told PEOPLE about the actress, 39.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Writing Memoir  —  Arnold Schwarzenegger is ready to tell his story.  —  The actor and former California governor is writing an autobiography that will touch upon his recent breakup with Maria Shriver while also covering his childhood in Austria and his careers as a bodybuilder, action star and politician.

NEW GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO TRAILER HITS THE WEB  —  Rooney Mara is ready to take the theaters by storm as Lisbeth Salander in the upcoming Girl With The Dragon Tattoo flick.  The new trailer definitely kicks butt.  —  Lots of fighting, action scenes, girl-on-girl make-out sessions …