Katie Holmes Is How I Met Your Mother's Slutty Pumpkin  —  Forgive us, Tom Cruise, but we're just reporting the facts: Katie Holmes is a Slutty Pumpkin.  Or, to be precise, Vulture has learned exclusively that Mrs. Cruise has agreed to play a promiscuous Jack-O-Lantern next month on a special Halloween episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Brenda Song Isn't Pregnant, Huh?  —  Last week, Brenda Song's mom said her daughter wasn't pregnant, and like an idiot, I didn't even consider the fact that Brenda might've lied to her own mother.  Which apparently I should've because here she is with Trace Cyrus yesterday …

Johnny Depp's true ‘Dark Shadows’ vampire revealed!  — EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK  —  Behold the real visage of Johnny Depp's vampire from Dark Shadows!  —  Last week, long-range paparazzi shots of the actor wearing ghostly white makeup, large sunglasses and a pulled down fedora made fans …

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Lindsay Lohan Ignoring Advisers Telling Her To Do Community Service  —  Lindsay Lohan has been keeping herself busy attending New York fashion week and getting ready to jet off to Milan to shoot an ad campaign, but the starlet's advisers are telling her to prioritize, buckle down and put …

Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen Make Last-Ditch Plea for Their Real Housewives Lives  —  Forget Real—Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen are becoming desperate Housewives.  —  After being booted off The Real Housewives of New York City last week along with castmates Jill Zarin …

Beyoncé Is Feeling ‘Very Empowered’ Pregnant  —  Beyoncé doesn't just have that pregnancy glow.  It's more like a megawatt luminescence.  —  “It's been great.  I feel free.  I feel very empowered,” the singer, 30, tells ET Canada of her pregnancy in an interview airing Thursday night.

Jamey Rodemeyer Suicide: Police Consider Criminal Bullying Charges  —  Police have opened a criminal investigation in the suicide death of Buffalo, N.Y., 14-year-old Jamey Rodemeyer, who was bullied online with gay slurs for more than a year.  —  The teen's parents, friends and even Lady Gaga …

CHARLIE'S ANGELS SLAMMED BY CRITICS  —  The reviews are in — and unlike the Charlie's Angels girls themselves, it's not pretty.  —  Angels is set to premiere on ABC tonight, the second reboot of the original 1976 TV series that starred Farrah Fawcett, Jaclyn Smith and and Kate Jackson.

!! OMG, spoof: Sesame Street's G Club !!  —  This is Genious.

Lara Stone Hits the Beach  —  Dutch supermodel Lara Stone is famous for her gap-toothed smile and wobbly runway walk.  Funny, we thought it was because of...  You probably know her from that Calvin Klein commercial—the one where she's glaring meaningfully at a chiseled male model and driving …

Michael Jackson's Son to Make First Solo Appearance  —  Prince Michael Jackson (left) and Michael Jackson's Bad album cover  —  In his first solo foray into the limelight, Michael Jackson's eldest son, Prince Michael, will be in Berlin for a Nov. 10 auction in support of a cause dear …

‘Monster’ director Patty Jenkins considered for ‘Thor 2’  —  Marvel Studios may be sending Patty Jenkins, who directed Charlize Theron to an Oscar win with 2003′s harrowing Monster, to the celestial realm of Asgard.  —  Jenkins, who is repped by CAA, also directed the acclaimed pilot …

Hugh Jackman, On WWE Raw, Breaks Dolph Ziggler's Jaw … It's Wolverine, bub.  —  Hugh Jackman appeared on WWE Raw on Monday night, making an effort to reach out to the young male audience that could make or break his upcoming robot boxing film, “Real Steel.”

Minka Kelly: I Turned Down Free Plastic Surgery  —  Minka Kelly hasn't compromised her integrity for the pursuit of fame.  —  During a Wednesday interview on Late Night With David Letterman, the 31-year-old Charlie's Angels star recalled a time when she was approached by a former Playboy Playmate …

Simon Cowell's ‘The X Factor’ Premieres Lower Than ‘American Idol’  —  Preliminary household ratings show that “X Factor” bowed to an 8.7 household rating, down nearly 50 percent compared to the tenth season premiere of “American Idol.”  —  The premiere of Simon Cowell's highly hyped …