Nancy Grace — That Was NOT My Nipple on ‘Dancing’  —  Nancy Grace is adamant ... her nip did NOT slip on “Dancing with the Stars” last night ... and insists the object that poked out of her dress last night was merely a PASTY!  —  Grace tells TMZ ... “When I got dressed, I was wearing Petals …

Exclusive: It's Official: Jessica Simpson IS Pregnant!  —  The Is She? or Isn't She? speculation is over.  In Touch Weekly can exclusively confirm Jessica Simpson is pregnant!  —  The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson …

Bangor farmer tells superstar Rihanna to ‘cover up’  —  DUP Alderman Alan Graham: “I felt things were getting inappropriate” (picture courtesy of Alan Lewis pics)  —  A farmer who allowed one of the world's best-selling pop stars to film in his grain field told her to cover up after she stripped down for a video.

Michael Jackson Death Photo Used to Open Dr. Conrad Murray's Trial  —  A photo of Michael Jackson lying dead in a hospital bed was shown in a courtroom today and jurors heard a shocking audio tape of a drugged Jackson slurring his words so badly that he was barely understandable.

THE MOST KANDID KARDASHIAN INTERVIEW EVER, PART 2: Crazy-Juicy Gay Rumors Edition  —  Normal “journalists” would be scared to ask the Kardashians this stuff — but luckily, Jane and I are SO not normal. … Jane: So which of the inappropriate questions from the xoJane—  Cat: ARG.

Andy Rooney To End Regular ‘60 Minutes’ Appearances  —  First on TVNewser: Andy Rooney's “60 Minutes” commentary on Sunday is expected to be his last regular appearance, TVNewser has learned.  —  Rooney, who began his whimsical end-of-show pieces in 1978, was MIA from last week's 44th-season premiere.

EXCLUSIVE Breaking News: Ashton Kutcher Cheats On His Wife Demi Moore With Sara Leal  —  THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I'm going to be straight to the point.  I'm a female who works at <REMOVED> who happens to be friends with Sara Leal, probably not after this.  I'm sick to my stomach over what happen last Friday night.

Jennifer Aniston Sexes Things Up With A Low Cut Vest & Lace Bra!  Pics!  —  Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend Justin Theroux headed out in New York last night in their usual all-black ensembles.  But Jennifer made some sexy changes to her regular jeans and leather jacket look.

Lady GaGa Bathes in Blood For Satan  —  We're too late.  The summoning dance has begun!  —  I love a good conspiracy theory.  Mostly because it helps me systematically remove people from my life dumb enough to believe things like Jenny McCarthy is still right about vaccines causing autism …

‘L-Word’ Star BLASTS Southwest — Our Lesbian Kiss Was NOT Excessive!  —  “L-Word” actress Leisha Hailey is firing back at Southwest Airlines — claiming she and another woman only shared “one modest kiss” on an SWA plane ... before they were wrongly kicked off.

Glee Exclusive: New Gay Warbler to Come Between Kurt and Blaine!  —  It looks like the honeymoon is over for Kurt and Blaine.  —  Sources confirm to TVLine exclusively that Glee has tapped up-and-coming theater actor Grant Gustin to play the recurring role of Sebastian, a gay Dalton Academy Warbler who sets his sights on Blaine.

Fred Armisen and Abby Elliott Split  —  Saturday Night Live stars Fred Armisen and Abby Elliott have broken up, a source confirms to PEOPLE.  —  “He was away all summer filming in Portland, she was on location somewhere else,” says the source.  “They spent a lot of time apart, and they started to grow apart.”

Kids Are Reacting Badly To Divorce  —  [BlindGossip] The kids of this celebrity couple are not handling the upcoming divorce too well.  One is angry and getting into fights at school.  Another is crying every day and begging the couple to stay together.  Another is in total denial …

Gwyneth Paltrow Celebrates Birthday With Beyonce and Jay-Z  —  Gwyneth Paltrow decided to spice things up for her 39th birthday.  —  PHOTOS: Gwyneth Paltrow's most ridiculous quotes  —  On Monday, the Oscar winner and her husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, 34, enjoyed an intimate dinner at Tertulia …

Uma Thurman trashed a yacht  —  Uma Thurman arriving to the Calvin Klein show during Fashion Week in New York (9/15)  —  “I'm sorry, but you're not getting your cleaning deposit back for the yacht.”  Just once, just once I want to tell someone that.  From The Globe: