Gene Simmons Is Married  —  Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed have made it official!  —  After 28 years together, the KISS bassist, 62, married his longtime girlfriend in an evening ceremony outside on the crystal lawn at the Beverly Hills hotel on Saturday, their rep confirms to PEOPLE.

‘Arrested Development’ Movie, and New TV Episodes, Are in the Works  —  Captain Ahab had Moby-Dick; Linus van Pelt had the Great Pumpkin; and, in the five years since “Arrested Development” has gone off the air, fans of that underdog Fox comedy series have spent their lives pining …

Sex Tape Surfaces  —  A five-minute sex tape showing Tupac receiving oral sex while rapping and dancing has surfaced ... and TMZ has seen it.  —  The tape, shot in 1991, begins with a bunch of groupies in a living room during a house party.  Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY'S JACQUELINE LAURITA TWEETS THAT SHE IS “LOSING IT”  —  Rumors surfaced Thursday that The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Jacqueline Laurita had quit the Bravo show last week, in the middle of taping for Season Four.  —  It seems Teresa Giudice …

Seth Rogen Weds!  —  Credit: Sarjoun Faour Photography/Getty Images  —  Seth Rogen got the girl!  —  The Knocked Up actor, 29, wed longtime girlfriend, writer Lauren Miller, at Kunde Estate in Sonoma, Calif., Us Weekly can confirm.  —  Officiated by a female rabbi …

Jenny and Her Husband Get a Whore  —  So my husband and I got a whore.  I'm hoping, unless you're some sick depraved dissolute of a person, this isn't the kind of thing you hear everyday.  If it is, f**k you, I thought it was pretty gangster.  So, ok, where do I begin?

Elizabeth Hurley shows off her HUGE engagement ring after accepting Shane Warne's proposal  —  It was reported last night that Shane Warne had asked Elizabeth Hurley to marry him.  —  And today the glamorous mother-of-one showed off her new engagement ring after accepting the Australian cricketer's proposal.

Anderson Cooper's Daytime Disaster  —  It's just three weeks into Anderson Cooper's new daytime adventure, and the show has already devolved into the sort of unscrupulous talk-show tactics that Cooper's prime-time newsman personality would turn up his nose at: A teenager is in a coma …

Home MJ Cirque du Soleil Premiere — Pole Dancing, Moonwalking, Zombies  —  MJ CIRQUE DU SOLEIL PREMIERE  —  Pole Dancing, Moonwalking, Zombies  —  It.  Was.  Awesome ... at least that's what EVERYBODY seems to be saying about the very first performance of the new Michael Jackson Cirque du Soleil show …

What will Victoria say?  David Beckham loses his cool in front of their boys at Galaxy match  —  He's the epitome of cool, a gentleman on the pitch and an exemplary ambassador off it, but David Beckham lost his cool tonight.  —  And it must've been justified, as the 36-year-old sporting hero blew …