Secretly Marries Boyfriend  —  Rachel Uchitel is off the market ... TMZ has learned she got hitched over the weekend.  —  We've obtained documents from Clark County, Nevada, showing Rachel and Matt Hahn got a marriage license Sunday night and filed it with the court the next day at 8:58 AM.

Johnny Depp: “If They're Going to Pay Me The Stupid Money Right Now, I'm Going to Take It”  —  He's Hollywood's best-paid actor, but he doesn't have to like it: “Basically, if they're going to pay me the stupid money right now, I'm going to take it,” he says in Vanity Fair's November issue.  “I have to.

Exclusive: Blake Lively, Leonardo DiCaprio Split  —  It was fun while it lasted!  —  After five months together, Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio have parted ways, reps for both stars confirm exclusively to Us Weekly.. The pair “remain friends,” Lively and DiCaprio's reps added.

Sunday Conversation: Thomas Jane  —  The actor talks about Season 3 of HBO's ‘Hung’ and more.  —  Thomas Jane, 42, returns Sunday night for the third season of the HBO dramedy “Hung.”  He stars as Ray Drecker, a struggling high school teacher and coach who deals with Detroit's crumbling economy by branching out into prostitution.

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Money Dispute May End ‘Simpsons’  —  A money dispute between Fox and the actors who voice the characters on The Simpsons may force the long-running hit series to shut down next spring.  Lloyd Grove reports exclusively.  —  As Homer Simpson would put it, “D'oh!”

Tupac Sex Tape — 6-Figure Bidding War Erupts  —  Two porn companies are going head-to-head in a ferocious battle to buy the rights to the Tupac Shakur sex tape ... and TMZ has learned the first bid is well into 6-figures.  —  Sources close to the person in possession of the tape tell us …

Courtney Stodden in a Bikini 2: Child Bride Harder  —  As promised, here's Part 2 of our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Straight Out Da Joy Book.”  Or “Exhibit B” as it'll later be known when she steals all this guy's money, and her body is discovered to be a man's after it's pulled out of a suitcase.

Kellie Pickler Brings Country Charm to 90210  —  From left: AnnaLynne McCord, Justin Deeley and Kellie Pickler on the set of 90210  —  Fellow country stars Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood have both tested their acting chops - now it's Kellie Pickler's turn!

Kate's Wedding Dress Draws Record Numbers  —  The Duchess of Cambridge's wedding dress, with the Duchess (inset)  —  That dress had fans.  —  A record number of visitors showed up to view Kate Middelton's wedding dress while it was on display at Buckingham Palace this summer, it was confirmed Tuesday.

LeAnn Rimes' Home Crashed Into by Suspected Drunk Driver  —  That poor fence.  —  Lost Hills Police Dept. confirmed to E! News that around six this morning, a 20-year-old motorist, who was driving with a suspended license, took out a stop sign and crashed into a light pole and fence …

Jenna Fischer Welcomes a Son  —  Life has imitated art for Jenna Fischer: The actress, whose character on The Office is pregnant, is now a mom herself.  —  Fischer, 37, and husband Lee Kirk welcomed son Weston Lee on Sept. 24, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  “Mom and baby are doing great,” the rep says.

Eyewitness: Jessica Simpson is definitely pregnant and eating for two!  —  In the past week, multiple sources and media outlets have reported that Jessica Simpson is pregnant.  Now an eyewitness tells Life & Style that that's exactly the way Jessica's acting!

Exclusive Pics: Brad, Angelina, and Maddox Play Paintball in Full Camo!  —  Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Maddox Jolie-Pitt sported head-to-toe camouflage and protective helmets to get down and dirty playing paintball in England on Sunday.  The trio were at a paintball park in Surrey, UK …

J.R. Martinez Gets Standing Ovation on DWTS for Emotional War Tribute  —  Monday was an emotional night on Dancing with the Stars — with celeb contestants basing their routines on the most meaningful year of their lives.  —  Chaz Bono danced to his late father Sonny Bono's own “Son of a Gun …

'It's fine... we're grown-ups at the end of the day': Kate Winslet opens up on her divorce from Sam Mendes in new photoshoot  —  After more than a year of silence on the subject, Kate Winslet has spoken of her torment following her break-up from director Sam Mendes.

Four naked women, vodka on tap and a hot tub: Fresh details emerge of ‘debauched night Ashton Kutcher cheated on wife Demi Moore with Sara Leal’  —  Ashton Kutcher yelled for vodka as he languished naked in a hot tub with four similarly bare young women, according to a witness present …

Simon Cowell: We'll Eventually Get 20 Million Viewers For ‘The X Factor’  —  LOS ANGELES, CALIF. — Simon Cowell tells Access Hollywood he was misunderstood when he told a trade magazine he'd consider it a “disappointment” if “The X Factor” didn't pull in 20 million viewers on its first outing on FOX.

Milla Jovovich: 'It's embarrassing for a man to model'  —  The Resident Evil star was a cover model at 11 and ‘retired’ from the catwalk at 16.  Milla Jovovich was a precocious young thing - and, she admits, not always particularly pleasant.  As Stella magazine discovers, she's still not one to mince her words.

Pink to star alongside Gwyneth Paltrow.  Will she be the next big crossover?  —  While we've all definitely heard Pink's voice in the movies before — be it on the Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle soundtrack or any number of romcom trailers that feature her hit, “Raise Your Glass” — get ready to see her on the screen soon, too.

book club: marilyn: intimate exposures  —  Read Lindsay Lohan's foreword in the new Marilyn Monroe book!  —  Today marks the release of Marilyn: Intimate Exposures, the new coffee table book documenting Marilyn Monroe's life through the lens of famed photographer Bernard of Hollywood.

‘King of Infomercials’ Don Lapre — Self-Mutilation Suspected in Apparent Suicide  —  Officials found a “large amount of blood” in the jail cell where “King of Infomercials” Don Lapre was discovered Sunday morning, law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... and we're told it appears Don had cut himself.

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