Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This Now  —  If you're like me, last night you woke up in a cold sweat, worried about how lonely Leonardo DiCaprio's penis has been since he kicked Blake Lively to the curb.  Well, we can all breath a sigh of relief because luckily a brave young [vagina donor] model has stepped into the breach.

Johnny Depp to Become Dr. Seuss for Illumination and Universal (Exclusive)  —  The star will also produce the live action feature inspired by the life of the classic children's book author.  —  Oh, the places he'll go!  It's almost too perfect: Johnny Depp as Dr. Seuss.

Demi Moore Can't Forgive Ashton Kutcher For Cheating  —  A stressed-out Demi Moore can't forgive Ashton Kutcher for cheating on her with Sara Leal and the marriage is over despite a last-ditch attempt at counseling.  —  Moore and Kutcher were already separated when the Two And a Half Men star cheated …

Lee DeWyze Dropped By RCA Records  —  The season 9 “American Idol” champ is the latest show alum to part ways with the Sony-owned label.  —  He avoided elimination all through his American Idol run, but Season 9 winner Lee DeWyze has reached the end of the road at RCA Records.

Home Keanu Reeves' Scrape with the Law  —  KEANU REEVES  —  Scrape with the Law  —  Keanu Reeves returned from running errands in Beverly Hills Thursday afternoon to find that someone backed into his parked motorcycle ... there was only minor damage, but still the cops came.

LeAnn Rimes accepts tabloid fascination, for now  —  NEW YORK (AP) — LeAnn Rimes chose the covers route for her latest album, “Lady and Gentleman,” putting her twist on classic country music songs originally recorded by men.  But the 29-year-old is ready to record original music …

Amanda Brumfield: Billy Bob Thornton's daughter gets 20 years for child's death  —  Actor's estranged daughter was sentenced this morning after being convicted of aggravated manslaughter.  —  Amanda Brumfield, the estranged daughter of actor Billy Bob Thornton, was sentenced to 20 years …

Vying for Video Rights  —  A fart fetish group has made an offer to ABC to license the rights to the infamous Nancy Grace “Dancing with the Stars” fart footage ... we repeat, a fart fetish group ... apparently, they exist.  —  A rep for the fetish site Clips4Sale.com tells TMZ …

Netflix Wants to Make New Episodes of Reno 911!  —  Reno 911.  —  Vulture has learned that two years after Reno 911! was canceled by Comedy Central, Netflix is in discussions with the show's producers about possibly getting Lieutenant Dangle back into his short shorts for more episodes.

CW Pulls ‘H8R’ From Schedule  —  UPDATED: In its place, the network will air repeats of Sarah Michelle Gellar's “Ringer” beginning next week.  —  “H8R”  —  The CW has pulled struggling reality series H8R from its schedule.  —  The network will air repeats of Ringer in its place …

Exclusive: Ali Fedotowsky, Fiance Roberto Martinez Are “Miserable in the Relationship”  —  It's been 17 months since Ali Fedotowsky said “yes” to Roberto Martinez's marriage proposal on The Bachelorette.  So, er, when's the wedding?  —  Although Fedotowsky, 27, has blamed the postponements …

Sharon Osbourne Has Breast Implants Removed  —  Sharon Osbourne had plenty to talk about when she returned to The Talk Thursday.  —  Though the co-host claimed she had taken a hiatus from the daytime talk show to spend time with her rocker husband Ozzy Osbourne, she admitted on the air …

Ha Ha, Kate Winslet punked Snooki  —  Kate Winslet = Awesome  —  You wouldn't think it by looking at her, but Snooki's idol in life is Kate Winslet (i.e. the anti-Snooki).  In fact, she likes her so much that she had her people contact Kate's people . . . yada yada yada . . . cue Kate Winslet's awesomeness.

CONRAD MURRAY TRIAL: INVESTIGATOR ACCUSED OF BEING SLOPPY WITH JACKSON EVIDENCE  —  Investigator Elissa Fleak took the stand again Thursday morning in the involuntary manslaughter trial against Michael Jackson's personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray.  —  During the tense cross-examination …

‘X Factor’ twist revealed: Judges to axe four acts, no viewer vote  —  The X Factor judges will each have to eliminate one of their own acts after the first live show this weekend, it has been revealed.  —  The surprise twist will see Gary Barlow, Tulisa Contostavlos, Kelly Rowland …

Ashley Greene Dating Spider-Man Musical's Reeve Carney  —  Ashley Greene's spider senses are tingling.  —  The 24-year-old Twilight actress is currently dating Broadway's Reeve Carney, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly.  Carney, who currently stars in Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark …

NBC Cancels New Comedy ‘Free Agents’  —  UPDATE 11:30 AM: NBC has made it official: Starting next week, repeats of Whitney will air in the Wednesday 8:30 PM slot vacated by Free Agents.  —  PREVIOUS: The inevitable happened this morning after another poor showing from NBC's freshman comedy.

Surf's Up!  See Kendall Jenner's Ethereal New Swimsuit Photos  —  She gave us a sneak peek at her shoot for Aussie swimwear brand White Sands in August, and now, Kim Kardashian's little sis Kendall Jenner is making waves with the official photos from the campaign.