Escandaloso: Beyonce's Bump Magically Folds In Half On TV  —  Sandra Rose posted these hilarious screen shots from Beyonce's appearance on Sunday Night HD last night and as she sits down for the interview the holy skin cocoon protecting the unborn golden child completely collapses.  HAHA.

Jessica Simpson Is Preparing To Announce Pregnancy!  —  Jessica Simpson is preparing to announce to the world that she is pregnant, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.  —  After weeks of is-she-or-isn't-she speculation, a source close to Jessica's 32-year-old and fiancé Eric Johnson revealed …

BEYONCÉ'S BABY LOVE  —  When she revealed her pregnancy at the VMA's, Beyonce made headlines without saying a single word.  Now, the pop superstar tells her side of the story, from fashion to music to how she balances work and family.  See the photos from the fashion shoot and watch a behind-the-scenes video from the set.

Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher Reunite For Campfire Counseling As He Repents For The Ultimate Sin  —  Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher used Yom Kippur, the holiest and most solemn day of the year for Jews, to beg his heartbroken wife Demi Moore for forgiveness — at a campfire heart-to-heart …

SWAT Team Raids Brad Pitt's World War Z Set  —  Brad Pitt isn't a terrorist — but he's certainly being treated like one.  —  On Monday, a SWAT team raided a Budapest warehouse holding weapons being used in Pitt's upcoming zombie movie World War Z.  “The film is already over budget and over schedule,” a source tells Us Weekly.

Jayde Nicole is, um, noticeable . . . and the morning links  —  Playboy model Jayde Nicole out and about in West Hollywood (10/7)  —  + Guess who's stealing things again . . .  [The Superficial]  —  + Jason Segel might be tapping that ass [Celebuzz]  —  + Muammar Gaddafi's son has a slutty wife [Drunken Stepfather]

Ali Landry Welcomes a Son  —  Ali Landry and her husband, director Alejandro Monteverde, welcomed their second child Saturday in Los Angeles - a boy named Marcelo Alejandro - the actress's rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Shortly after announcing her pregnancy, the former Doritos spokeswoman …

Alexander Skarsgård vs. Jonas Åkerlund  —  The star of True Blood and Lars Von Trier's upcoming Melancholia talks with the filmmaker about the Swedish conquest of Hollywood, national differences in etiquette, and why Swedes get so much sex.  —  What is it about Sweden that is making …

January Jones Hits Mad Men Set for First Time Since Giving Birth  —  First-time mom January Jones got back to work on the Los Angeles set of Mad Men on Monday.  —  PHOTOS: Summer 2011 pregnancies  —  It's the first time the Emmy-nominated actress, 33, has been photographed since welcoming son Xander Jones Sept. 13.

Lindsay Lohan Stole $90K In Limo Rides  —  “Let's see: Two cameras, one security guard- Eh, f**k it, I'll just walk in and take s**t.”  —  This may come as a shock to you, but apparently Lindsay Lohan obtained some form of goods or services without paying for them, so clearly …

‘Game of Thrones’ casts wild beauty Ygritte — EXCLUSIVE  —  You know nothing about the casting of Ygritte!  Until now: HBO is ready to unveil the final significant player added to the Game of Thrones second season cast.  —  Downton Abbey actress Rose Leslie has landed the key role …

Wedding Ring DISASTER Averted  —  Kim Kardashian's husband just avoided every married man's nightmare — the ole, “Where the [bleep] is your ring?” convo — when his $10,000 wedding band went missing ... temporarily.  —  Kris Humphries can thank a fellow traveler (above) …

911 Called for Possible Pill Overdose  —  Emergency officials were responding to a call about a possible prescription pill overdose when they were dispatched to the L.A. apartment where Terrell Owens was staying last week ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Justin Theroux's Ex Doesn't Want To See This S**t  —  Here's Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux leaving an after-party for Ben Stiller's SNL gig on Sunday morning and not only are they chapping Maddox's nerves by wearing his signature color but they're also murdering Heidi Bivens' feelings by staying in NYC.

Roseanne Barr's Comeback Comedy ‘Downwardly Mobile’ Lands at NBC  —  “Roseanne” executive producer Eric Gilliland signs on as a co-creator, writer and executive producer on the multi-camera comedy from Twentieth Century Fox TV.  —  In a bid for brand names and broad comedy …

Leo DiCaprio loving the Aussie models  —  Picture: Duncan Pickett Source: The Sunday Telegraph  —  LEONARDO DiCaprio is in no rush to settle down after breaking up with actress girlfriend Blake Lively last month.  —  Instead, he is romancing a number of Australian beauties in Sydney.

Chris Brown Gives Kelly Rowland One Heck Of A Lap Dance!  —  Prepare your eyes!  —  Chris Brown has been giving some lucky fans a lap dance while peforming Take You Down during his F.A.M.E. tour.  —  During his show in Atlanta, one very special lady got a taste of what Chris has to offer.  Mz.

Is Rihanna's New Party Buddy Already Over Her?  —  Looks like Rihanna's new romance may be over before it even started!  —  The S&M singer got tongues wagging when she stepped out with fighter/model Dudley O'Shaughnessy in London last week.  —  Ri and Dudley, who costar in the video for …