Rihanna Is the Sexiest Woman Alive  —  The astonishing story of the creation of Rihanna: a saga spanning eight years (that long!), two countries, one pink cannon, and a really quick prayer.  Starting at the end.  (But first: a video.  And then pictures.)

BEYONCÉ'S BABY LOVE  —  When she revealed her pregnancy at the VMA's, Beyonce made headlines without saying a single word.  Now, the pop superstar tells her side of the story, from fashion to music to how she balances work and family.  See the photos from the fashion shoot and watch a behind-the-scenes video from the set.

Jessica Simpson Is Preparing To Announce Pregnancy!  —  Jessica Simpson is preparing to announce to the world that she is pregnant, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.  —  After weeks of is-she-or-isn't-she speculation, a source close to Jessica's 32-year-old and fiancé Eric Johnson revealed …

Escandaloso: Beyonce's Bump Magically Folds In Half On TV  —  Sandra Rose posted these hilarious screen shots from Beyonce's appearance on Sunday Night HD last night and as she sits down for the interview the holy skin cocoon protecting the unborn golden child completely collapses.  HAHA.

Pics!  January Jones In Costume For First Day Back On Mad Men Set  —  January Jones gave birth just four weeks ago today, and she's already back on the set of Mad Men for her first day of work.  I'm tempted to say Jones is (very understandably) still working on shedding the baby weight …

Alexander Skarsgård vs. Jonas Åkerlund  —  The star of True Blood and Lars Von Trier's upcoming Melancholia talks with the filmmaker about the Swedish conquest of Hollywood, national differences in etiquette, and why Swedes get so much sex.  —  What is it about Sweden that is making …

Tilda Swinton: I Tried to Kill My Youngest Brother as a Child  —  Credit: Bernard Brun - Images Factory/WireImage.com  —  Was Tilda Swinton a bad seed?  —  The Oscar-winning actress, 50, reveals a deep, very dark childhood secret: She nearly murdered her youngest brother as a child.

Derek, Minka not quite over  —  Derek Jeter's baseball season may be over, but his romance with Minka Kelly may have only been on temporary hold, Page Six has learned.  —  According to sources, the Yankees slugger flew to Miami on Sunday to meet with the “Charlie's Angels” star.

Marvel's The Avengers - Trailer  —  Marvel Studios presents in association with Paramount Pictures “Marvel's The Avengers”—the Super Hero team up of a lifetime, featuring iconic Marvel Super Heroes Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow.

Salma Hayek is Latina's November Cover Girl!  —  Mexican actress Salma Hayek graces the November 2011 cover of Latina magazine, which hits newsstands on October 18th.  The 45-year-old bombshell, who this month voices the love interest Kitty Softpaws in the animated feature Puss in Boots …

ABC's ‘Apartment 23’ restores original bitchy title  —  The ‘Bitch’ is back.  —  After ABC changed a new show's mildly profane title during development, upcoming comedy Apartment 23 has now more-or-less reverted to its original head-turning name.  —  The official new title of the show …

Chaz Bono On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Performance: ‘It Felt Like A Comeback’  —  LOS ANGELES, Calif. — With his family in the audience rooting for him - including superstar mom Cher in tears - Chaz Bono earned his best scores yet on Monday night's “Dancing with the Stars,” a performance he's calling “a comeback.”

FOX Tables Original “New Girl” on Tuesday, October 18 Too  —  LOS ANGELES (thefutoncritic.com) — FOX has pulled an original episode of “New Girl” from its lineup on Tuesday, October 18.  —  Said installment, “Naked,” was set to follow a special 90-minute edition of “The X Factor” at 9:30/8:30c.

Life & Style exclusive: Superbad star Jonah Hill splits with girlfriend Jordan Klein  —  Jonah Hill recently shed 40 pounds, and now he's lost...his girlfriend.  Life & Style can exclusively reveal that the 27-year-old funnyman has ended his long-term relationship with Jordan Klein.

Ignites Pregnancy Controversy  —  We know it sounds ridiculous ... but the Internet is buzzing with rumors that Beyonce is NOT really pregnant and she's wearing a fake stomach in an elaborate cover-up.  Now, a controversial new video is fueling the fire.  —  Beyonce appeared on an Australian TV show …

Demi Moore Spotted Reuniting With Ashton Kutcher at Campfire  —  The ‘LOL’ actress was fuming when a fellow camper took pictures of her and Ashton during the outing at the Cachuma Lake in the Santa Ynez Valley.  —  After reportedly sharing a hug post Kabbalah service, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher reunited on a camping trip.

Jayde Nicole is, um, noticeable . . . and the morning links  —  Playboy model Jayde Nicole out and about in West Hollywood (10/7)  —  + Guess who's stealing things again . . .  [The Superficial]  —  + Jason Segel might be tapping that ass [Celebuzz]  —  + Muammar Gaddafi's son has a slutty wife [Drunken Stepfather]

Ali Landry Welcomes a Son  —  Ali Landry and her husband, director Alejandro Monteverde, welcomed their second child Saturday in Los Angeles - a boy named Marcelo Alejandro - the actress's rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Shortly after announcing her pregnancy, the former Doritos spokeswoman …