Lindsay Lohan — Probation Revoked, Handcuffed  —  In a blistering hearing, Judge Stephanie Sautner revoked Lindsay Lohan's probation, had her cuffed and set a hearing for November 2, when Lindsay could end up getting as much as a year-and-a-half in jail.  —  Judge Sautner said Lindsay Lohan …

Mariska Hargitay Adopts Son Andrew  —  When Mariska Hargitay welcomed her daughter Amaya Josephine six months ago, she started thinking about adopting another child down the line.  —  She never imagined the new addition would be right around the corner.  —  Within a week of processing …

Jersey Shore's Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Sammi Giancola Split  —  It was fun while it lasted.  —  After two tumultuous years together, Jersey Shore couple Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola have called it quits.  —  VIDEO: Jersey Shore's JWoww comes between Ron and Sam

Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips Marry  —  Danny Masterson and his girlfriend of eight years, Bijou Phillips, tied the knot Tuesday before an intimate group of family and friends in the Irish countryside, their rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.  —  In a nod to Masterson's Irish heritage …

Exclusive: See Nikki Reed's Gorgeous Wedding Dress!  —  Nikki Reed said yes to one beautiful dress!  —  The 23-year-old Twilight star said “I do” to Paul McDonald, 27, on Sunday at a private Malibu ranch wearing a stunning Tacori gown with a 72-inch train.. “It was so feminine,” …

River Phoenix's Final Film to Be Released After 18 Years (Exclusive) … AMSTERDAM - Eighteen years after the sudden death of actor River Phoenix, Dutch director George Sluizer says he will finish Dark Blood, the 1993 drama that Phoenix was shooting when he died of a heart attack on Halloween night outside the Viper Room in Los Angeles.

Carla Bruni and Nicolas Sarkozy Welcome a Daughter!  —  Carla Bruni gave birth to a baby girl in Paris today.  The child is Carla's first with her husband, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, though both have children from previous relationships.  Carla has one son, Aurelien, who is 10 …

Scarjo & JGL?  —  Us Weekly has the exclusive.  In the new issue, on stands now, the magazine reports that Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have been dealing with each other.  It's early but it's hot.  A proper New York flirtation ...while her ex-husband and his piece Blake Lively are doing the same, ish, over in Boston.

COVER STORY: Jessica Simpson — Having a Baby!  —  Dressed in a flowing striped maxi dress, a beaming Jessica Simpson smiled as she arrived for a baby shower at the Ivy at the Shore restaurant in Santa Monica.  The performer, along with her mom, Tina; sister, Ashlee; and 2-year-old nephew …

Katie Holmes' Life Is Really Hard  —  Katie Holmes appears in the latest issue of Marie Claire where she talks about handling the day-to-day stress of being a “working mom.”  Because Katie Holmes works and raises her kid just like you, ladies.  It's amazing she gets out of bed each morning.

Friends and family confirm: Kim & Kris headed for a split  —  Living separate lives: Sources reveal Kim flew to Dubai for a $1 million pay check while husband Kris stayed in NYC and partied with friends  —  Just two months into their marriage, sources close to newlyweds Kim Kardashian …

Taylor Armstrong's New Boyfriend Also Has A Violent Past  —  Widowed Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong has long claimed to have suffered horrific abuse and even death threats from her late husband, and now Star magazine is exclusively revealing that her new man also has major anger issues.

Ashton Kutcher Knocked Up January Jones.  Here We Go...  According to Hollywood Life, an Internet rumor is going around suggesting Ashton Kutcher is the father of his ex January Jones' baby because it's pretty much a given at this point he either hates Demi Moore's vagina or it's officially morphed …

Mandy Moore to Star in Comedy for ABC  —  The network gives a pilot commitment to a single-camera family comedy from 20th Television.  —  Mandy Moore is returning to ABC.  —  The former Grey's Anatomy guest star will star in Us and Them, a single-camera comedy from 20th Television that has landed at the Disney-owned network.

Jennifer Hawkins Gorgeous Bikini Pictures  —  I post a lot of pictures of busty British chicks like Katie Price or Amy Childs, mostly because they like to get hammered and stumble around in trashy little outfits, but I thought I'd mix it up a bit a give you guys a good look at an Australian beauty this time.

Joe Manganiello Is On Your Tail, Skarsgard  —  [Fun Fact: If this does anything for you, apparently Joe Manganiello has a huge penis, and you'll get to see it in Magic Mike.  I'm a fulfiller of dreams, I know.]  —  Photo: Splash News

Gossip Girl's Josh Schwartz Planning a Remake of the U.K. Hulu Hit Misfits  —  Misfits.  —  Good news for loyal Chuck fans mourning the fact that the show begins its final season later this month: Series co-creator Josh Schwartz is planning another foray into the sci-fi arena.

Kristen Stewart Injured on Snow White and the Huntsman Set  —  Where was her Prince Charming when this happened?  —  Kristen Stewart was injured on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman on Tuesday.  Actor Max Manganello, who plays a solider in the film, tweeted the news.

Eva Mendes ain't bad  —  Eva Mendes in Elle France  —  Eve Mendes appears in the October issue of Elle France, and in a few of the shots, you can kinda see through her top a little (pics here and here).  Is this the greatest day in the history of mankind?  Yes, yes it is.