She'll Be TURNED AWAY!  —  Lindsay Lohan is going to be turned away from the L.A. County Morgue today, because she was late.  —  Sources at the morgue tell TMZ ... Lindsay was scheduled to be at the morgue at 8 AM.  At 7:40, Lindsay's assistant called to say they were 10 minutes away.

Exclusive: Scarlett Johansson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Make Out in NYC!  —  Another new guy for ScarJo?  —  Scarlett Johansson was spotted making out with 50/50 star Joseph Gordon-Levitt in NYC last month.  “They were kissing,” an eyewitness tells the new Us Weekly, on stands Friday.  “They were very lovey.”

Ali Lohan makes her modelling debut after coming under fire for her shrinking frame  —  She's come under fire for her recent weight loss, but the fashion industry doesn't appear to think Ali Lohan is too thin.  —  Lindsay Lohan's 17-year-old sister has landed her first double cover since signing …

Matt Damon to Direct Warner Bros. Drama He Co-Wrote With John Krasinski … Matt Damon has lined up another potential directing vehicle, setting up an untitled drama at Warner Bros. that he wrote with actor John Krasinski.  —  Krasinski also will star in the project, which is eying a spring start.

Shia LaBeouf — Brawl Witness Claims Actor Threatened to Pull a Knife  —  The man who tried to calm down Shia LaBeouf moments after the beatdown in Vancouver last week tells TMZ ... the actor threatened to pull a knife on him in the wake of the fight ... but he never actually flashed a blade.

Kardashian Fam — Shocked By Obama Diss  —  The Kardashian clan says they were completely blindsided when Michelle Obama revealed that Barack doesn't like when their daughters watch their reality show ... insisting the President has them pegged all wrong.  —  The K-squad is telling friends …

Cashing in on her baby  —  Jessica Simpson is pregnant, but she wouldn't confirm anything to anyone until she had a magazine deal — for a fee of up to a half-million dollars.  Sources told Page Six that Simpson, with the help of her father/manager, Joe Simpson, refused to say she is expecting until she had a deal in place.

Friends and family confirm: Kim & Kris headed for a split  —  Living separate lives: Sources reveal Kim flew to Dubai for a $1 million pay check while husband Kris stayed in NYC and partied with friends  —  Just two months into their marriage, sources close to newlyweds Kim Kardashian …

'American Idol's Scotty McCreery Flubs National Anthem at World Series (Video)  —  He's called out for saying “No jose” instead of “oh say” — and has to re-start the song after a microphone malfunction.  —  American Idol winner Scotty McCreery had a bit of trouble singing the National Anthem …

‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Stars Season 2  —  Keyboard Shortcuts: Left Arrow - Previous; Right Arrow - Next; … Also Check Out:  —  Soulja Boy proclaimed his innocence as he encountered dozens of screaming fans outside a bail bond company following his arrest on a drug charge in Georgia.

Justin Timberlake & Jessica's Double Date ... with Biel's Parents  —  Not only is it back on, but it must be getting serious again because Justin Timberlake had dinner at Angelini Osteria in L.A. last night with Jessica Biel ... and her parents.  —  Despite breaking up earlier this year …

Katherine Heigl: Naleigh, 3, Loves Walking in Stilettos!  —  Fashionista in training!  —  Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley's daughter Naleigh is only three years old, but she's already walking better in high heels than her famous mom!  —  PHOTOS: What these stars love most about motherhood

Jersey Shore's Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Sammi Giancola Split  —  It was fun while it lasted.  —  After two tumultuous years together, Jersey Shore couple Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola have called it quits.  —  VIDEO: Jersey Shore's JWoww comes between Ron and Sam

Jennifer Hawkins Gorgeous Bikini Pictures  —  I post a lot of pictures of busty British chicks like Katie Price or Amy Childs, mostly because they like to get hammered and stumble around in trashy little outfits, but I thought I'd mix it up a bit a give you guys a good look at an Australian beauty this time.

Katie Holmes' Life Is Really Hard  —  Katie Holmes appears in the latest issue of Marie Claire where she talks about handling the day-to-day stress of being a “working mom.”  Because Katie Holmes works and raises her kid just like you, ladies.  It's amazing she gets out of bed each morning.