Lindsay Lohan: Turned Away at Morgue after Showing Up Late  —  Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the L.A. County Morgue, after showing up late ... Incredible.  —  We broke the story ... Lindsay was supposed to show up by 8 AM, but at 7:40 her assistant called to say she'd be there in 10 minutes.

Cashing in on her baby  —  Jessica Simpson is pregnant, but she wouldn't confirm anything to anyone until she had a magazine deal — for a fee of up to a half-million dollars.  Sources told Page Six that Simpson, with the help of her father/manager, Joe Simpson, refused to say she is expecting until she had a deal in place.

On the rocks?  Newlyweds Kim Kardashian and husband Kris put on united front amid divorce claims  —  They have been married just eight short weeks but their marriage is said to be crumbling.  —  And despite newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries stepping out for a double date last night …

Giuliana Rancic “Doing Well” After Breast Cancer Surgery, Says Husband Bill  —  Giuliana's journey has begun.  —  Giuliana Rancic announced Monday that she had breast cancer, and two days later had a double lumpectomy.  Thankfully, husband Bill told the Today Show Thursday that the E! News host is “doing well” post-surgery.

This Week's Cover: ‘American Horror Story’ and eight other new shows you love  —  Do you like scary movies?  Then you'll love FX's new series American Horror Story, the craziest new TV series of the fall season — and perhaps ever.  Created by Glee's Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk …

Matt Damon to Direct Warner Bros. Drama He Co-Wrote With John Krasinski … Matt Damon has lined up another potential directing vehicle, setting up an untitled drama at Warner Bros. that he wrote with actor John Krasinski.  —  Krasinski also will star in the project, which is eying a spring start.

Ali Lohan makes her modelling debut after coming under fire for her shrinking frame  —  She's come under fire for her recent weight loss, but the fashion industry doesn't appear to think Ali Lohan is too thin.  —  Lindsay Lohan's 17-year-old sister has landed her first double cover since signing …

Ali Fedotowsky: ‘We Are Not Planning a Wedding’  —  Ali Fedotowsky is well aware of the fact that it's been more than a year since viewers witnessed her engagement to Roberto Martinez on The Bachelorette season 6 finale.  —  So when is the wedding?  Not anytime soon, Fedotowsky tells PEOPLE.

Bradley Cooper Romancing Jennifer Lopez “in a Big Way”  —  And if he had Jen's love ...  Following a hush-hush, super-luxe dinner date at NYC's Per Se in early September, Bradley Cooper hasn't stopped putting on the charm with newly single Jennifer Lopez.  —  PHOTOS: Jennifer's exes — and how her style has morphed with each romance

Shia LaBeouf — Brawl Witness Claims Actor Threatened to Pull a Knife  —  The man who tried to calm down Shia LaBeouf moments after the beatdown in Vancouver last week tells TMZ ... the actor threatened to pull a knife on him in the wake of the fight ... but he never actually flashed a blade.

Video: Pregnant Beyonce Building a 2,200 Square Foot Nursery for Baby  —  When he or she arrives in February, Beyonce's baby is going to live very, very, very large!  —  As the first-time mom-to-be and hubby Jay-Z await the arrival of their child, they are prepping their pad in NYC's Tribeca apartment with a not-so-little baby's room.

JWoww Is The Future Of Cleavage  —  If you're thinking this is JWoww getting a jump on Halloween as Slutty Robocop, she's actually being paid to be SVEDKA_GRL the new “spokes_bot” for SVEDKA Vodka because apparently it's the brand that truly understands the positives of alcohol induced time travel.

with Timberlake's Parents  —  Not only is it back on, but it must be getting serious again because Justin Timberlake had dinner at Angelini Osteria in L.A. last night with Jessica Biel ... and his parents.  —  Despite breaking up earlier this year, JT & Jess' relationship is so hot that parental guidance is suggested.

‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Stars Season 2  —  Keyboard Shortcuts: Left Arrow - Previous; Right Arrow - Next; … Also Check Out:  —  Soulja Boy proclaimed his innocence as he encountered dozens of screaming fans outside a bail bond company following his arrest on a drug charge in Georgia.

Tobey Maguire is a douche  —  Tobey Maguire at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia (9/3)  —  I have no problem if you're an animal rights activist, just please don't act like a little bitch when the seats in your Mercedes loaner aren't made of hemp.  It's a Mercedes, you idiot.