Lindsay Lohan: Turned Away at Morgue after Showing Up Late  —  Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the L.A. County Morgue, after showing up late ... Incredible.  —  We broke the story ... Lindsay was supposed to show up by 8 AM, but at 7:40 her assistant called to say she'd be there in 10 minutes.

Cashing in on her baby  —  Jessica Simpson is pregnant, but she wouldn't confirm anything to anyone until she had a magazine deal — for a fee of up to a half-million dollars.  Sources told Page Six that Simpson, with the help of her father/manager, Joe Simpson, refused to say she is expecting until she had a deal in place.

On the rocks?  Newlyweds Kim Kardashian and husband Kris put on united front amid divorce claims  —  They have been married just eight short weeks but their marriage is said to be crumbling.  —  And despite newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries stepping out for a double date last night …

Pregnant Hilary Duff Reveals Post-Baby Plans!  —  The four-and-a-half-months' preggers starlet is revealing there's a lot more than just impending motherhood on the brain...  “I want to get into the studio,” Duff tells us.  “I want to start recording.  Even if I just mess around and kind of get myself in the swing of it.

Ali Fedotowsky: ‘We Are Not Planning a Wedding’  —  Ali Fedotowsky is well aware of the fact that it's been more than a year since viewers witnessed her engagement to Roberto Martinez on The Bachelorette season 6 finale.  —  So when is the wedding?  Not anytime soon, Fedotowsky tells PEOPLE.

Giuliana Rancic “Doing Well” After Breast Cancer Surgery, Says Husband Bill  —  Giuliana's journey has begun.  —  Giuliana Rancic announced Monday that she had breast cancer, and two days later had a double lumpectomy.  Thankfully, husband Bill told the Today Show Thursday that the E! News host is “doing well” post-surgery.

John Travolta left not so finger lickin' good after his request to book a table at a West Sussex branch of KFC is denied  —  He's one of Hollywood's biggest stars with a glittering career spanning over 30 years.  —  But despite his A-list status, it seems that not even John Travolta can secure a table at a fast food restaurant.

Ali Lohan makes her modelling debut after coming under fire for her shrinking frame  —  She's come under fire for her recent weight loss, but the fashion industry doesn't appear to think Ali Lohan is too thin.  —  Lindsay Lohan's 17-year-old sister has landed her first double cover since signing …

Bradley Cooper Romancing Jennifer Lopez “in a Big Way”  —  And if he had Jen's love ...  Following a hush-hush, super-luxe dinner date at NYC's Per Se in early September, Bradley Cooper hasn't stopped putting on the charm with newly single Jennifer Lopez.  —  PHOTOS: Jennifer's exes — and how her style has morphed with each romance

JWoww Is The Future Of Cleavage  —  If you're thinking this is JWoww getting a jump on Halloween as Slutty Robocop, she's actually being paid to be SVEDKA_GRL the new “spokes_bot” for SVEDKA Vodka because apparently it's the brand that truly understands the positives of alcohol induced time travel.

ADAM LEVINE STARTS ANOTHER TWITTER FEUD, THIS TIME WITH FOX!  —  Maroon 5's Adam Levine is looking for a fight — with TV networks!  —  In August, Levine Tweeted at MTV that the VMAs were the “one day a year when MTV pretends to still care about music.”  Now, he's taking on Fox News!

Kardashian Fam — Shocked By Obama Diss  —  The Kardashian clan says they were completely blindsided when Michelle Obama revealed that Barack doesn't like when their daughters watch their reality show ... insisting the President has them pegged all wrong.  —  The K-squad is telling friends …

Matt Damon to Direct Warner Bros. Drama He Co-Wrote With John Krasinski … Matt Damon has lined up another potential directing vehicle, setting up an untitled drama at Warner Bros. that he wrote with actor John Krasinski.  —  Krasinski also will star in the project, which is eying a spring start.

Shia LaBeouf — Brawl Witness Claims Actor Threatened to Pull a Knife  —  The man who tried to calm down Shia LaBeouf moments after the beatdown in Vancouver last week tells TMZ ... the actor threatened to pull a knife on him in the wake of the fight ... but he never actually flashed a blade.

This Week's Cover: ‘American Horror Story’ and eight other new shows you love  —  Do you like scary movies?  Then you'll love FX's new series American Horror Story, the craziest new TV series of the fall season — and perhaps ever.  Created by Glee's Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk …