She'll Be TURNED AWAY!  —  Lindsay Lohan is going to be turned away from the L.A. County Morgue today, because she was late.  —  Sources at the morgue tell TMZ ... Lindsay was scheduled to be at the morgue at 8 AM.  At 7:40, Lindsay's assistant called to say they were 10 minutes away.

Exclusive: Scarlett Johansson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Make Out in NYC!  —  Another new guy for ScarJo?  —  Scarlett Johansson was spotted making out with 50/50 star Joseph Gordon-Levitt in NYC last month.  “They were kissing,” an eyewitness tells the new Us Weekly, on stands Friday.  “They were very lovey.”

Ali Lohan makes her modelling debut after coming under fire for her shrinking frame  —  She's come under fire for her recent weight loss, but the fashion industry doesn't appear to think Ali Lohan is too thin.  —  Lindsay Lohan's 17-year-old sister has landed her first double cover since signing …

Matt Damon to Direct Warner Bros. Drama He Co-Wrote With John Krasinski … Matt Damon has lined up another potential directing vehicle, setting up an untitled drama at Warner Bros. that he wrote with actor John Krasinski.  —  Krasinski also will star in the project, which is eying a spring start.

Shia LaBeouf — Brawl Witness Claims Actor Threatened to Pull a Knife  —  The man who tried to calm down Shia LaBeouf moments after the beatdown in Vancouver last week tells TMZ ... the actor threatened to pull a knife on him in the wake of the fight ... but he never actually flashed a blade.

Cashing in on her baby  —  Jessica Simpson is pregnant, but she wouldn't confirm anything to anyone until she had a magazine deal — for a fee of up to a half-million dollars.  Sources told Page Six that Simpson, with the help of her father/manager, Joe Simpson, refused to say she is expecting until she had a deal in place.

Kardashian Fam — Shocked By Obama Diss  —  The Kardashian clan says they were completely blindsided when Michelle Obama revealed that Barack doesn't like when their daughters watch their reality show ... insisting the President has them pegged all wrong.  —  The K-squad is telling friends …

Friends and family confirm: Kim & Kris headed for a split  —  Living separate lives: Sources reveal Kim flew to Dubai for a $1 million pay check while husband Kris stayed in NYC and partied with friends  —  Just two months into their marriage, sources close to newlyweds Kim Kardashian …

Katherine Heigl: Naleigh, 3, Loves Walking in Stilettos!  —  Fashionista in training!  —  Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley's daughter Naleigh is only three years old, but she's already walking better in high heels than her famous mom!  —  PHOTOS: What these stars love most about motherhood

Warners greenlights ‘Akira’; Hedlund front-runner  —  Live-action tentpole gets the go-ahead  —  Warner Bros. has greenlit its live-action remake of the anime cult hit “Akira” for a late February/early March start, sources tell Variety.  —  In July, Warners tapped Spanish helmer Jaume Collet-Serra …

River Phoenix's Final Film to Be Released After 18 Years (Exclusive) … AMSTERDAM - Eighteen years after the sudden death of actor River Phoenix, Dutch director George Sluizer says he will finish Dark Blood, the 1993 drama that Phoenix was shooting when he died of a heart attack on Halloween night outside the Viper Room in Los Angeles.

Jersey Shore's Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Sammi Giancola Split  —  It was fun while it lasted.  —  After two tumultuous years together, Jersey Shore couple Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola have called it quits.  —  VIDEO: Jersey Shore's JWoww comes between Ron and Sam

Jennifer Hawkins Gorgeous Bikini Pictures  —  I post a lot of pictures of busty British chicks like Katie Price or Amy Childs, mostly because they like to get hammered and stumble around in trashy little outfits, but I thought I'd mix it up a bit a give you guys a good look at an Australian beauty this time.

Katie Holmes' Life Is Really Hard  —  Katie Holmes appears in the latest issue of Marie Claire where she talks about handling the day-to-day stress of being a “working mom.”  Because Katie Holmes works and raises her kid just like you, ladies.  It's amazing she gets out of bed each morning.

‘Fear Factor’ explosive first photos and premiere date — EXCLUSIVE  —  EW has found NBC's secret Fear Factor plans!  We had to break into a Van Nuys warehouse and dig through a plexiglass box filled with spiders, but at the bottom we scored the network's scheduling strategy for the return …

Taylor Armstrong's New Boyfriend Also Has A Violent Past  —  Widowed Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong has long claimed to have suffered horrific abuse and even death threats from her late husband, and now Star magazine is exclusively revealing that her new man also has major anger issues.

Joe Manganiello Is On Your Tail, Skarsgard  —  [Fun Fact: If this does anything for you, apparently Joe Manganiello has a huge penis, and you'll get to see it in Magic Mike.  I'm a fulfiller of dreams, I know.]  —  Photo: Splash News