Lindsay Lohan: Turned Away at Morgue after Showing Up Late  —  Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the L.A. County Morgue, after showing up late ... Incredible.  —  We broke the story ... Lindsay was supposed to show up by 8 AM, but at 7:40 her assistant called to say she'd be there in 10 minutes.

On the rocks?  Newlyweds Kim Kardashian and husband Kris put on united front amid divorce claims  —  They have been married just eight short weeks but their marriage is said to be crumbling.  —  And despite newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries stepping out for a double date last night …

John Travolta left not so finger lickin' good after his request to book a table at a West Sussex branch of KFC is denied  —  He's one of Hollywood's biggest stars with a glittering career spanning over 30 years.  —  But despite his A-list status, it seems that not even John Travolta can secure a table at a fast food restaurant.

Pregnant Hilary Duff Reveals Post-Baby Plans!  —  The four-and-a-half-months' preggers starlet is revealing there's a lot more than just impending motherhood on the brain...  “I want to get into the studio,” Duff tells us.  “I want to start recording.  Even if I just mess around and kind of get myself in the swing of it.

Cashing in on her baby  —  Jessica Simpson is pregnant, but she wouldn't confirm anything to anyone until she had a magazine deal — for a fee of up to a half-million dollars.  Sources told Page Six that Simpson, with the help of her father/manager, Joe Simpson, refused to say she is expecting until she had a deal in place.

Carey Mulligan boards pics for Coens, Spike Jonze  —  Pair of pics will keep Mulligan busy through spring  —  After a busy fall in theaters, Carey Mulligan looks to keep herself occupied in 2012, landing the female lead in Coen Brothers next pic “Inside Llewyn Davis” and entering negotiations …

Conrad Murray Still Gave Michael Jackson Propofol After Breathing Stopped: Expert  —  Dr. Conrad Murray gave Michael Jackson higher dosages of drugs than he told detectives, and apparently had the anesthetic propofol still trickling into Jackson's veins as his heart stopped beating, the prosecution's star witness told jurors Thursday.

Lindsay Lohan's Mother Sells Her Down the River in Planned Memoir  —  Lindsay Lohan's mom is trying to expose her own daughter's dark secrets, blowing the lid off of Lindsay's alleged drug and alcohol use in a memoir that she's shopping around town — shopping it as recently as 2 weeks ago …

Patrick Swayze's Widow Lisa Niemi Unveils His Madame Tussauds Wax Figure  —  Patrick Swayze,Madame Tussauds,Lisa Niemi,Movies,Couples  —  Patrick Swayze's widow, Lisa Niemi, unveils the late actor's Madame Tussauds wax figure of him as his “Dirty Dancing” character, Johnny Castle.

Husband says Giuliana Rancic doing well after breast cancer surgery  —  Shortly after Giuliana Rancic announced on TODAY that she has breast cancer, the E! news anchor underwent a double lumpectomy.  Giuliana is home from the hospital resting now, and her husband Bill gave TODAY an update on how Giuliana is faring, post-surgery.

Christina Aguilera: ‘Secret Potion’ TV Spot Debut!  —  Christina Aguilera does a little shopping at Fred Segal on Thursday (October 20) in West Hollywood, Calif.  —  The 30-year-old entertainer also made a stop at the Agent Provocateur boutique!  —  PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Christina Aguilera

ADAM LEVINE STARTS ANOTHER TWITTER FEUD, THIS TIME WITH FOX!  —  Maroon 5's Adam Levine is looking for a fight — with TV networks!  —  In August, Levine Tweeted at MTV that the VMAs were the “one day a year when MTV pretends to still care about music.”  Now, he's taking on Fox News!

Bryan Singer's ‘Battlestar Galactica’ Gets Airborne With John Orloff Scripting Deal  —  EXCLUSIVE: Universal Pictures is closing a deal with John Orloff to write Battlestar Galactica, a feature based on the Glen Larson 1978 TV series that Bryan Singer has long wanted to direct.  Orloff seems equally pumped.

JWoww Is The Future Of Cleavage  —  If you're thinking this is JWoww getting a jump on Halloween as Slutty Robocop, she's actually being paid to be SVEDKA_GRL the new “spokes_bot” for SVEDKA Vodka because apparently it's the brand that truly understands the positives of alcohol induced time travel.

Meet Kate Winslet's New Boyfriend, Ned Rocknroll  —  As you might have heard, Kate Winslet has fallen in love with a man named Ned Rocknroll.  Yes, ROCKNROLL.  It's not even his real name.  (It's Abel Smith, which he legally changed several years back.)  But before we make fun of this Rock …

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Video: Pregnant Beyonce Building a 2,200 Square Foot Nursery for Baby  —  When he or she arrives in February, Beyonce's baby is going to live very, very, very large!  —  As the first-time mom-to-be and hubby Jay-Z await the arrival of their child, they are prepping their pad in NYC's Tribeca apartment with a not-so-little baby's room.

Bradley Cooper Romancing Jennifer Lopez “in a Big Way”  —  And if he had Jen's love ...  Following a hush-hush, super-luxe dinner date at NYC's Per Se in early September, Bradley Cooper hasn't stopped putting on the charm with newly single Jennifer Lopez.  —  PHOTOS: Jennifer's exes — and how her style has morphed with each romance

Snooki Threatens Website Over Bogus Drug Bust Story  —  Snooki is furious with a website that posted a false story today claiming she was arrested in NJ with a TON of marijuana ... and now she's threatening to sue.  —  The site reported that Snooks was pulled over on a routine traffic violation …