Lindsay Lohan: Turned Away at Morgue after Showing Up Late  —  Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the L.A. County Morgue, after showing up late ... Incredible.  —  We broke the story ... Lindsay was supposed to show up by 8 AM, but at 7:40 her assistant called to say she'd be there in 10 minutes.

On the rocks?  Newlyweds Kim Kardashian and husband Kris put on united front amid divorce claims  —  They have been married just eight short weeks but their marriage is said to be crumbling.  —  And despite newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries stepping out for a double date last night …

Cashing in on her baby  —  Jessica Simpson is pregnant, but she wouldn't confirm anything to anyone until she had a magazine deal — for a fee of up to a half-million dollars.  Sources told Page Six that Simpson, with the help of her father/manager, Joe Simpson, refused to say she is expecting until she had a deal in place.

John Travolta left not so finger lickin' good after his request to book a table at a West Sussex branch of KFC is denied  —  He's one of Hollywood's biggest stars with a glittering career spanning over 30 years.  —  But despite his A-list status, it seems that not even John Travolta can secure a table at a fast food restaurant.

Pregnant Hilary Duff Reveals Post-Baby Plans!  —  The four-and-a-half-months' preggers starlet is revealing there's a lot more than just impending motherhood on the brain...  “I want to get into the studio,” Duff tells us.  “I want to start recording.  Even if I just mess around and kind of get myself in the swing of it.

Husband says Giuliana Rancic doing well after breast cancer surgery  —  Shortly after Giuliana Rancic announced on TODAY that she has breast cancer, the E! news anchor underwent a double lumpectomy.  Giuliana is home from the hospital resting now, and her husband Bill gave TODAY an update on how Giuliana is faring, post-surgery.

JWoww Is The Future Of Cleavage  —  If you're thinking this is JWoww getting a jump on Halloween as Slutty Robocop, she's actually being paid to be SVEDKA_GRL the new “spokes_bot” for SVEDKA Vodka because apparently it's the brand that truly understands the positives of alcohol induced time travel.

ADAM LEVINE STARTS ANOTHER TWITTER FEUD, THIS TIME WITH FOX!  —  Maroon 5's Adam Levine is looking for a fight — with TV networks!  —  In August, Levine Tweeted at MTV that the VMAs were the “one day a year when MTV pretends to still care about music.”  Now, he's taking on Fox News!

Bradley Cooper Romancing Jennifer Lopez “in a Big Way”  —  And if he had Jen's love ...  Following a hush-hush, super-luxe dinner date at NYC's Per Se in early September, Bradley Cooper hasn't stopped putting on the charm with newly single Jennifer Lopez.  —  PHOTOS: Jennifer's exes — and how her style has morphed with each romance

Video: Pregnant Beyonce Building a 2,200 Square Foot Nursery for Baby  —  When he or she arrives in February, Beyonce's baby is going to live very, very, very large!  —  As the first-time mom-to-be and hubby Jay-Z await the arrival of their child, they are prepping their pad in NYC's Tribeca apartment with a not-so-little baby's room.

Kardashian Fam — Shocked By Obama Diss  —  The Kardashian clan says they were completely blindsided when Michelle Obama revealed that Barack doesn't like when their daughters watch their reality show ... insisting the President has them pegged all wrong.  —  The K-squad is telling friends …

Ali Fedotowsky: ‘We Are Not Planning a Wedding’  —  Ali Fedotowsky is well aware of the fact that it's been more than a year since viewers witnessed her engagement to Roberto Martinez on The Bachelorette season 6 finale.  —  So when is the wedding?  Not anytime soon, Fedotowsky tells PEOPLE.

Bryan Singer's ‘Battlestar Galactica’ Gets Airborne With John Orloff Scripting Deal  —  EXCLUSIVE: Universal Pictures is closing a deal with John Orloff to write Battlestar Galactica, a feature based on the Glen Larson 1978 TV series that Bryan Singer has long wanted to direct.  Orloff seems equally pumped.

Ali Lohan makes her modelling debut after coming under fire for her shrinking frame  —  She's come under fire for her recent weight loss, but the fashion industry doesn't appear to think Ali Lohan is too thin.  —  Lindsay Lohan's 17-year-old sister has landed her first double cover since signing …

Christina Aguilera: ‘Secret Potion’ TV Spot Debut!  —  Christina Aguilera does a little shopping at Fred Segal on Thursday (October 20) in Beverly Hills, Calif.  —  The 30-year-old entertainer also made a stop at the Agent Provocateur boutique!  —  PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Christina Aguilera

Kim Kardashian on Occupy Wall Street: ‘That Cake Looks So Good’ … The Wall Street Journal ran into Kim Kardashian at Denise Rich's “Angel Ball” this week, where she was chatting with mogul Russell Simmons and actor Stephen Baldwin.  Simmons brought up the “Occupy Wall Street” …

Tobey Maguire is a douche  —  Tobey Maguire at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia (9/3)  —  I have no problem if you're an animal rights activist, just please don't act like a little bitch when the seats in your Mercedes loaner aren't made of hemp.  It's a Mercedes, you idiot.

Director Of Britney Spears' New Video Didn't Want Boyfriend Jason Trawick In It  —  The director of Britney Spears' latest music video initially disagreed with her decision to feature real-life boyfriend Jason Trawick in the promo, insisting she should have hired an actor instead.