Lindsay Lohan's Mother Sells Her Down the River in Planned Memoir  —  Lindsay Lohan's mom is trying to expose her own daughter's dark secrets, blowing the lid off of Lindsay's alleged drug and alcohol use in a memoir that she's shopping around town — shopping it as recently as 2 weeks ago …

Lindsay Lohan Arrives Early To Morgue For Community Service After Being Late Yesterday  —  After being turned away at the LA County Morgue yesterday when she arrived 45 minutes late for community service, Lindsay Lohan made sure she was on-time today and turned up a hour EARLY at the coroner's office.

Kim Kardashian Is Pretending To Get A Divorce Already  —  Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married practically yesterday, but already numerous tabloids are reporting/reprinting press releases from Kris Jenner that it's not working out because of Kim's schedule.

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Together at His Premiere Party  —  Justin Timberlake; Jessica Biel (inset)  —  Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have remained friendly since their breakup earlier this year - but now it seems their romance may have been rekindled beyond bike rides.

Regis Philbin: ‘Contractual Issues Forced Me To Leave LIVE!’  —  Regis Philbin is admitting publicly that “contractual issues” have forced him to leave his longstanding gig on LIVE! with Regis and Kelly, RadarOnline.com has learned.  —  The 80-year-old talk show veteran first announced …

Courtney Stodden Shopped Her Reality Show To MTV, Of Course  —  With Merv Griffin Entertainment producing Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison's reality show because apparently their marriage WASN'T about a love as pure as a man purchasing a child bride in the driven snow …

Chris Brown — MJ's Daughter Gets VIP Treatment at My Show!  —  Michael Jackson's daughter is in love with Chris Brown ... and last night at his L.A. concert, the singer made sure the King of Pop's little girl got nothing short of the royal treatment.  —  Sources close to Brown tell TMZ …

Kelly Clarkson  —  Pop princess, queen of grunge, just a regular girl, or all three?  Kelly Clarkson tells Alex Macpherson why breaking out of American Idol's mould has been a hard-won fight  —  'I want to punch Adele in the face!  “ Kelly Clarkson throws back her head and guffaws. ”

Daniel Baldwin: My Kids Were Removed From Their Mother's Care  —  It looks as if the state of Oregon agrees with Daniel Baldwin.  —  A week after his estranged wife Joanne filed for divorce and asked for sole custody of their two daughters, agents from the state's Department of Human Services removed …

Conrad Murray Still Gave Michael Jackson Propofol After Breathing Stopped: Expert  —  Dr. Conrad Murray gave Michael Jackson higher dosages of drugs than he told detectives, and apparently had the anesthetic propofol still trickling into Jackson's veins as his heart stopped beating, the prosecution's star witness told jurors Thursday.

Exclusive: Community Staging Christmas-Themed Musical Episode!  —  Community is once again celebrating the holidays in epic fashion.  —  Sources confirm to TVLine exclusively that NBC's quirky comedy — which last year defied convention by doing a Christmas-themed stop-motion animated installment …

Patrick Swayze's Widow Lisa Niemi Unveils His Madame Tussauds Wax Figure  —  Patrick Swayze,Madame Tussauds,Lisa Niemi,Movies,Couples  —  Patrick Swayze's widow, Lisa Niemi, unveils the late actor's Madame Tussauds wax figure of him as his “Dirty Dancing” character, Johnny Castle.

Plea Deal In Case Of Naked 71-Year-Old “Chick” Busted For Back Seat Buick Sex  —  Buster  —  The 71-year-old Michigan woman arrested last month after police found her naked and having sex with a younger male companion in the back seat of her Buick was fined $585 and sentenced to a probationary term …

John Travolta left not so finger lickin' good after his request to book a table at a West Sussex branch of KFC is denied  —  He's one of Hollywood's biggest stars with a glittering career spanning over 30 years.  —  But despite his A-list status, it seems that not even John Travolta can secure a table at a fast food restaurant.

Child porn arrest made: Man was contestant on ‘Top Chef’  —  A Plano man featured last fall on season one of Top Chef's “Just Desserts” was indicted this month for possession of child pornography and is scheduled to appear before a Collin County judge Oct. 27.

Pee-wee Herman: Bring Me the Kardashians!  —  It's no secret that everyone wants a piece of the Kardashians.  —  Even Pee-wee Herman does!  —  That's right, Paul Reubens wants Kim, Kourtney and Khloé in his upcoming third Pee-wee Herman movie.  —  In fact...

Meet Kate Winslet's New Boyfriend, Ned Rocknroll  —  As you might have heard, Kate Winslet has fallen in love with a man named Ned Rocknroll.  Yes, ROCKNROLL.  It's not even his real name.  (It's Abel Smith, which he legally changed several years back.)  But before we make fun of this Rock …

Bradley Cooper may cry ‘U.N.C.L.E.’  —  ‘Hangover’ thesp offered the Napoleon Solo role his CAA team fought for  —  EXCLUSIVE: After a whirlwind casting search that has seen Matt Damon and Johnny Depp pass on the lead role vacated by George Clooney, Bradley Cooper has emerged …

Fox Buys ‘The Punisher’ Series Adaptation From Ed Bernero & Marvel With Put Pilot  —  In one of the last big drama deals this buying season, Fox has handed a put pilot commitment to The Punisher, a series based on the Marvel comic from Ed Bernero and ABC Studios.

Video: Ashton Kutcher Lures 4 Girls to His Hotel Room in Eerie Nikon Ad  —  Foreshadowing alert!  —  For years, Ashton Kutcher has been the spokesperson for Nikon, promoting the company's line of cameras in sexy, flirty ads that portray him as a mischievous ladies' man.

Carey Mulligan boards pics for Coens, Spike Jonze  —  Pair of pics will keep Mulligan busy through spring  —  After a busy fall in theaters, Carey Mulligan looks to keep herself occupied in 2012, landing the female lead in Coen Brothers next pic “Inside Llewyn Davis” and entering negotiations …

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Snooki Threatens Website Over Bogus Drug Bust Story  —  Snooki is furious with a website that posted a false story today claiming she was arrested in NJ with a TON of marijuana ... and now she's threatening to sue.  —  The site reported that Snooks was pulled over on a routine traffic violation …