Lindsay Lohan's Mother Sells Her Down the River in Planned Memoir  —  Lindsay Lohan's mom is trying to expose her own daughter's dark secrets, blowing the lid off of Lindsay's alleged drug and alcohol use in a memoir that she's shopping around town — shopping it as recently as 2 weeks ago …

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up Early for Morgue Duty  —  Lindsay Lohan arrives at L.A. County Morgue on Oct. 21  —  Lindsay Lohan showed up to the Los Angeles County Morgue at 5:35 a.m. Friday morning - nearly 90 minutes ahead of her scheduled 7 a.m. community service starting time.

Kim Kardashian Is Pretending To Get A Divorce Already  —  Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married practically yesterday, but already numerous tabloids are reporting/reprinting press releases from Kris Jenner that it's not working out because of Kim's schedule.

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Together at His Premiere Party  —  Justin Timberlake; Jessica Biel (inset)  —  Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have remained friendly since their breakup earlier this year - but now it seems their romance may have been rekindled beyond bike rides.

Courtney Stodden Shopped Her Reality Show To MTV, Of Course  —  With Merv Griffin Entertainment producing Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison's reality show because apparently their marriage WASN'T about a love as pure as a man purchasing a child bride in the driven snow …

Regis Philbin: ‘Contractual Issues Forced Me To Leave LIVE!’  —  Regis Philbin is admitting publicly that “contractual issues” have forced him to leave his longstanding gig on LIVE! with Regis and Kelly, RadarOnline.com has learned.  —  The 80-year-old talk show veteran first announced …

Chris Brown — MJ's Daughter Gets VIP Treatment at My Show!  —  Michael Jackson's daughter is in love with Chris Brown ... and last night at his L.A. concert, the singer made sure the King of Pop's little girl got nothing short of the royal treatment.  —  Sources close to Brown tell TMZ …

Child porn arrest made: Man was contestant on ‘Top Chef’  —  A Plano man featured last fall on season one of Top Chef's “Just Desserts” was indicted this month for possession of child pornography and is scheduled to appear before a Collin County judge Oct. 27.

Kelly Clarkson  —  Pop princess, queen of grunge, just a regular girl, or all three?  Kelly Clarkson tells Alex Macpherson why breaking out of American Idol's mould has been a hard-won fight  —  'I want to punch Adele in the face!  “ Kelly Clarkson throws back her head and guffaws. ”

Daniel Baldwin: My Kids Were Removed From Their Mother's Care  —  It looks as if the state of Oregon agrees with Daniel Baldwin.  —  A week after his estranged wife Joanne filed for divorce and asked for sole custody of their two daughters, agents from the state's Department of Human Services removed …

Carey Mulligan boards pics for Coens, Spike Jonze  —  Pair of pics will keep Mulligan busy through spring  —  After a busy fall in theaters, Carey Mulligan looks to keep herself occupied in 2012, landing the female lead in Coen Brothers next pic “Inside Llewyn Davis” and entering negotiations …

Video: Ashton Kutcher Lures 4 Girls to His Hotel Room in Eerie Nikon Ad  —  Foreshadowing alert!  —  For years, Ashton Kutcher has been the spokesperson for Nikon, promoting the company's line of cameras in sexy, flirty ads that portray him as a mischievous ladies' man.

Conrad Murray Still Gave Michael Jackson Propofol After Breathing Stopped: Expert  —  Dr. Conrad Murray gave Michael Jackson higher dosages of drugs than he told detectives, and apparently had the anesthetic propofol still trickling into Jackson's veins as his heart stopped beating, the prosecution's star witness told jurors Thursday.

Just A Bad Angle?  Haley Joel Osment Looks Pudgy  —  Haley Joel Osment attended the opening of “Red” at the Suzanne Roberts Theater in Philadelphia, Penn., yesterday.  The 23-year-old looks a little heftier than usual, but it could be a bad photo (see him in the one below).

Patrick Swayze's Widow Lisa Niemi Unveils His Madame Tussauds Wax Figure  —  Patrick Swayze,Madame Tussauds,Lisa Niemi,Movies,Couples  —  Patrick Swayze's widow, Lisa Niemi, unveils the late actor's Madame Tussauds wax figure of him as his “Dirty Dancing” character, Johnny Castle.

Plea Deal In Case Of Naked 71-Year-Old “Chick” Busted For Back Seat Buick Sex  —  Buster  —  The 71-year-old Michigan woman arrested last month after police found her naked and having sex with a younger male companion in the back seat of her Buick was fined $585 and sentenced to a probationary term …

Julie Bowen Will Only Have More Kids Through “Immaculate Conception”  —  Julie Bowen is a happy mother of three in real life and on ABC's Modern Family — and that's exactly how she wants to keep it.  —  PHOTOS: Modern Family - Secrets of the Set!  —  “Immaculate conception is the only way another kid is coming out of me!”

Exclusive: Community Staging Christmas-Themed Musical Episode!  —  Community is once again celebrating the holidays in epic fashion.  —  Sources confirm to TVLine exclusively that NBC's quirky comedy — which last year defied convention by doing a Christmas-themed stop-motion animated installment …

John Travolta left not so finger lickin' good after his request to book a table at a West Sussex branch of KFC is denied  —  He's one of Hollywood's biggest stars with a glittering career spanning over 30 years.  —  But despite his A-list status, it seems that not even John Travolta can secure a table at a fast food restaurant.

Meet Kate Winslet's New Boyfriend, Ned Rocknroll  —  As you might have heard, Kate Winslet has fallen in love with a man named Ned Rocknroll.  Yes, ROCKNROLL.  It's not even his real name.  (It's Abel Smith, which he legally changed several years back.)  But before we make fun of this Rock …

Pee-wee Herman: Bring Me the Kardashians!  —  It's no secret that everyone wants a piece of the Kardashians.  —  Even Pee-wee Herman does!  —  That's right, Paul Reubens wants Kim, Kourtney and Khloé in his upcoming third Pee-wee Herman movie.  —  In fact...

Bradley Cooper may cry ‘U.N.C.L.E.’  —  ‘Hangover’ thesp offered the Napoleon Solo role his CAA team fought for  —  EXCLUSIVE: After a whirlwind casting search that has seen Matt Damon and Johnny Depp pass on the lead role vacated by George Clooney, Bradley Cooper has emerged …