Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries — We're Not Breaking Up!  —  Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are NOT on the verge of a split ... not even close ... despite several screaming magazine covers and websites SWEARING they're headed for divorce.  —  In fact, TMZ has learned the newest story making …

Lindsay Lohan Morgue Duty — I See Dead People  —  Lindsay Lohan won't be touching any dead bodies during her stint on morgue duty this morning ... but TMZ has learned she's already come face to face with a real not-live human corpse.  —  Sources tell us ... Lindsay is on sheet-washing duty …

Taylor Armstrong Talks Dating Rumors & ‘Real Housewives’ Future  —  LOS ANGELES, CALIF. — “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Taylor Armstrong and fellow Bravo star Matt Nordgren - from “Most Eligible Dallas” — have been the subject of romance rumors and Taylor set the record straight with Access Hollywood's Shaun Robinson.

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel “Really in Love” at Movie Bash  —  Justin Timberlake wasn't wanting for beautiful women at Thursday's premiere of his action thriller In Time in L.A.— where costars Amanda Seyfried and Olivia Wilde stunned on the red carpet.  He and onetime fling Wilde, 26 …

Charlie Sheen — ‘Extremely Disappointed’ with New ‘Two and a Half Men’  —  Charlie Sheen has once again turned on “Two and a Half Men” .... saying he's now “extremely disappointed” with the way producers are “handling what I left behind.”  —  Sheen was out in L.A. yesterday …

Lindsay Lohan's Mother Sells Her Down the River in Planned Memoir  —  Lindsay Lohan's mom is trying to expose her own daughter's dark secrets, blowing the lid off of Lindsay's alleged drug and alcohol use in a memoir that she's shopping around town — shopping it as recently as 2 weeks ago …

Why Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi Don't Want Kids  —  Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are madly in love, but they aren't keen on the idea of starting a family.  —  PHOTOS: Stars who've danced with Ellen  —  “People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children …

Exclusive: Meet the Girl Rescued by Underwear-Clad Prince Harry!  —  Credit: Jon Furniss/WireImage.com; Sarah Baddeley  —  The next Kate Middleton?  —  Maybe, maybe not, but Lindsay Swagerty met a chivalrous Prince Harry — wearing only his skivvies! — by the pool at the Ivy Rooftop at the Andaz hotel Oct. 7.

Just A Bad Angle?  Haley Joel Osment Looks Pudgy  —  Haley Joel Osment attended the opening of “Red” at the Suzanne Roberts Theater in Philadelphia, Penn., yesterday.  The 23-year-old looks a little heftier than usual, but it could be a bad photo (see him in the one below).

Nicole Scherzinger and Lewis Hamilton Split  —  Their relationship apparently didn't have that X Factor.  —  Nicole Scherzinger, a judge on the music competition show of the same name, has split from her boyfriend of four years, race-car driver Lewis Hamilton.

Hey there, Salma Hayek  —  Salma Hayek at the premiere of Puss in Boots in San Francisco (10/19)  —  Salma Hayek wore her best '80s hair for the West Coast premiere of Puss in Boots in San Francisco on Wednesday, Oh, and she also wore a dress you could totally see through.

Zac Efron Looking Tipsy, Has Stained Pants While Celebrating His Birthday [PHOTOS]  —  Zac Efron is seen leaving The Box nightclub in Soho last night (October 20).  Zac appeared to be slightly wobbly on his feet, and had drink stains on his suit trousers and tie!  What was Zac up to?

Jason Wahler: Lauren Conrad and I Are on “Good Terms”  —  Now that he's clean and sober, The Hills' Jason Wahler has been able to mend his relationship with ex-girlfriend Lauren Conrad, 25.  —  PHOTOS: How The Hills cast has changed  —  “Everything's going well now,” Wahler, 24 …

Milla Jovovich — My New Movie Is Being Sabotaged By Our Own Producers  —  Milla Jovovich claims there is a diabolical plot to torpedo her new movie, “The Three Musketeers” ... and she's pointing the finger at the company that produced the flick.  —  Jovovich is calling “SHAME” …

PIC: Natalie Portman Shows Off 4-Month-Old Son Aleph  —  They grow up so fast!  —  PHOTOS: Natalie's gorgeous pregnancy  —  Natalie Portman gave a rare glimpse of her adorable 4-month-old son Aleph while leaving a friend's house in L.A. Thursday.  The actress has kept a low-profile since giving birth …

Courtney Stodden Shopped Her Reality Show To MTV, Of Course  —  With Merv Griffin Entertainment producing Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison's reality show because apparently their marriage WASN'T about a love as pure as a man purchasing a child bride in the driven snow …