‘Too Sexy’ Courtney Stodden Kicked Out of Pumpkin Patch  —  ‘Teen bride’ Courtney Stodden and husband Doug Hutchison were tossed from a pumpkin patch in the Santa Clarita Valley over the weekend, after fellow pumpkin prospectors complained the amorous May-December couple had behaved inappropriately at the family-geared venue.

Jennifer Lopez Breaks Down on Stage  —  Her own lyrics hit a little too close to home for Jennifer Lopez, who broke down in tears onstage after singing a song about loves from her past.  —  “I'm going to sing you the last song I wrote about love,” Lopez, who recently split from husband Marc Anthony …

Pics!  Jessica Simpson Lands At JFK Looking Pregnant & Cradling Her Bump  —  We caught up with Jessica Simpson when she landed at JFK airport yesterday looking super pregnant.  She might as well had a jar of pickles in one hand and a container of ice cream in the other.

‘SNL’ star: I did booze, crack  —  “Saturday Night Live” comic Darrell Hammond — famed for his spot-on impressions of Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Dick Cheney — reveals in a new book how he drank and did cocaine while with the show and was once taken from NBC “in a straitjacket.”

Zooey Deschanel Sings National Anthem at World Series - VIDEO  —  Zooey Deschanel performs the National Anthem at Game Four of the World Series on Sunday (October 23) in Arlington, Texas.  —  The 31-year-old New Girl actress (in Moschino) kicked off the game between the St. Louis Cardinals and the Texas Rangers!

Kim Kardashian Wears Yet Another Tight, White Dress at Birthday Bash  —  Kim Kardashian has been showing off her famous figure in a variety of sexy white dresses for years, so it was only fitting that she chose to rock her favorite color at her 31st birthday party in Las Vegas on Saturday.

Prince Harry Didn't Kiss Me, Says California Cocktail Waitress  —  The photos may look incriminating.  But San Diego nightclub waitress Jessica Donaldson says she didn't share a kiss, or anything beyond a little flirting, with Prince Harry on Saturday night at a bar in Solana Beach, Calif.

Aisha Tyler Joins ‘The Talk’ As Co-Host  —  EXCLUSIVE: Actress-comedian Aisha Tyler is joining The Talk as a new co-host.  Tyler, who previously guest hosted the CBS daytime talk show for a week, starts tomorrow when she will take a spot around the table alongside Sara Gilbert, Julie Chen, Sharon Osbourne and Sheryl Underwood.

Home Lindsay Lohan — Parting Ways With Her Manager  —  Lindsay Lohan is cleaning out more than just trash bins at the morgue — TMZ has learned she's kicking her business manager to the curb.  —  Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ she decided to split with her business manager, Lou Taylor.

Scientology Targeted South Park's Parker and Stone in Investigation (UPDATED)  —  ​UPDATE: New Scientology internal documents about the investigation of Parker and Stone leaked.  See our new story here.  —  Another interesting revelation at Marty Rathbun's blog this morning …

Joss Whedon Wraps Secret Shakespeare Movie Project (Exclusive)  —  It's much ado about something.  —  Joss Whedon has directed, adapted, cast and filmed an entire movie — an adaptation of Shakespeare's “Much Ado About Nothing” — in secret, TheWrap has learned.