Michael Lohan — Arrested AGAIN ... After Leaping from 3rd Floor Balcony  —  Michael Lohan was just arrested AGAIN in Florida after allegedly contacting his GF Kate Major — and law enforcement tells TMZ, he tried to escape by jumping off a 3rd-story balcony ... and plummeting 34 feet to the ground.

Was Kim Kardashian Eyeing Another Baller Before Kris Humphries?  New Report Says She Shopped Around!  —  It's been rumored that Kim Kardashian wed Kris Humphries in a marriage of convenience as she uses him as a sexy 6'9" accessory on the red carpet.  And reports are rife that the couple's two-month-old marriage is already in trouble.

Justin Bieber — Pulled Over By Cops in NASTY Batman Cadillac  —  Justin Bieber narrowly dodged the cold hammer of justice this week ... TMZ has learned — getting off with just a warning after cops pulled the 17-year-old over in his Batman-themed Cadillac.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us …

Real Housewives of NJ's Jacqueline Laurita “Will Never Speak to Teresa Again”  —  Jacqueline Laurita was a no-show for the two-part Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, which came to an explosive conclusion Oct. 23.  —  After a still-undisclosed brawl with former BFF Teresa Giudice …

Lindsay Lohan — $1 Million Offer from Sex Toy Company  —  Lindsay Lohan's genitals are a friggin' gold mine — because Playboy's million dollar baby has just received ANOTHER million dollar offer from a sex toy company ... TMZ has learned.  —  The honchos from an adult entertainment company …

Sneak Preview of Jennifer Lopez's December 2011 Glamour Cover-Shoot!  Come See, Then Shop Her Chic Cover Look.  —  Huge news, dolls: The December Glamour is almost here—it's our annual Women of the Year issue and it hits newsstands November 8!—and we've got your glimpse into all of the empowering …

Kate Carries Off Her First Solo Royal Engagement  —  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, greeting guests at Clarence House, Oct. 26  —  With only 24 hours' notice, the Duchess of Cambridge went to her first solo engagement in London Wednesday evening, stepping in for her father-in-law, Prince Charles.

Peter And Bobby Farrelly Plan More ‘Dumb And Dumber’ For Jim Carrey & Jeff Daniels  —  EXCLUSIVE: Now that they have wrapped their dream project The Three Stooges after a decade of trying, Peter and Bobby Farrelly are moving forward with another project they've long wanted to do …

Maksim Chmerkovskiy Slams Derek Hough  —  Credit: Craig Barritt/Getty; Frederick M. Brown/Getty  —  Maksim Chmerkovskiy will not be bullied.  —  On Monday night's Dancing with the Stars, Hope Solo's 31-year-old partner lashed out at judges Len Goodman, Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli after their scathing critiques.

Jenna's new love's a jewel  —  J.Crew president and creative director Jenna Lyons, newly split from her artist husband, Vincent Mazeau, could be expecting some jewelry in her future, having fallen for another influential woman in the fashion industry.  —  Page Six can reveal …

Sister Wives Family Welcomes Seventeenth Child  —  And baby makes 22!  —  Polygamist reality television star Kody Brown and his fourth wife, Robyn, welcomed their first child together - a son named Solomon - at 2:02 a.m. Wednesday morning at the couple's home in Las Vegas, they tell PEOPLE exclusively.

Bruce Willis Knocked Up His Wife  —  While Ashton Kutcher's wayward wang continues to remind Demi Moore she's going to die much, much sooner than him, I'm talking decades, her ex Bruce Willis is on the complete opposite end of the marriage spectrum where he's celebrating the miracle of life …

Exclusive: Cougar Town Stages Major Scrubs Reunion With Zach Braff and Other Fan Faves!  —  This calls for a hug and a big ol' high five!  —  The guys behind Scrubs' daydreaming leading man and its most lewd and crude character are finally making their way over to a little place called Cougar Town.

Casting Scoop: Dexter's Jennifer Carpenter Comes to The Good Wife  —  Holy F-bombs!  —  Sources tell us exclusively that Dexter's fierce, fabulous and, yes, F-bomb flinging Jennifer Carpenter (Deb Morgan) is coming to The Good Wife on CBS.  —  So what are the details?  —  Truth?  —  We have very few.

Back from London, Kate Hudson and newborn son Bingham arrived at LAX on Tuesday.  —  Debra Mason  —  she can have as many as she wants, but when is there going to be a wedding, I think her mother tried at least once.  —  Kasey Lasser  —  Babies and no husband.

Production Begins on Breakdancing Movie PLANET B BOY Staring Josh Holloway, Josh Peck, and Chris Brown  —  Production has begun on Screen Gems' breakdance-centered pic Planet B Boy.  The film is based on the documentary of the same name that focused on the 2005 Battle of the Year and the B-boy …

Anne Hathaway Set to Produce, Star in ‘Puzzler’ at Paramount (Exclusive) … Anne Hathaway is making the transition from actress to producer.  The star has closed a deal to produce and topline Puzzler, a thriller set up at Paramount.  —  The project is described as a female-driven …