Michael Lohan Arrested AGAIN ... Falls 3 Stories, Drugs, Alcohol Involved  —  Michael Lohan was just arrested AGAIN in Florida after allegedly contacting his GF Kate Major — and law enforcement tells TMZ, he tried to escape by jumping off a 3rd-story balcony ... and plummeting 34 feet to the ground …

Was Kim Kardashian Eyeing Another Baller Before Kris Humphries?  New Report Says She Shopped Around!  —  It's been rumored that Kim Kardashian wed Kris Humphries in a marriage of convenience as she uses him as a sexy 6'9" accessory on the red carpet.  And reports are rife that the couple's two-month-old marriage is already in trouble.

Lindsay Lohan — $1 Million Offer from Sex Toy Company  —  Lindsay Lohan's genitals are a friggin' gold mine — because Playboy's million dollar baby has just received ANOTHER million dollar offer from a sex toy company ... TMZ has learned.  —  The honchos from an adult entertainment company …

Kate Carries Off Her First Solo Royal Engagement  —  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, greeting guests at Clarence House, Oct. 26  —  With only 24 hours' notice, the Duchess of Cambridge went to her first solo engagement in London Wednesday evening, stepping in for her father-in-law, Prince Charles.

Real Housewives of NJ's Jacqueline Laurita “Will Never Speak to Teresa Again”  —  Jacqueline Laurita was a no-show for the two-part Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, which came to an explosive conclusion Oct. 23.  —  After a still-undisclosed brawl with former BFF Teresa Giudice …

Jenna's new love's a jewel  —  J.Crew president and creative director Jenna Lyons, newly split from her artist husband, Vincent Mazeau, could be expecting some jewelry in her future, having fallen for another influential woman in the fashion industry.  —  Page Six can reveal …

Justin Bieber — Pulled Over By Cops in NASTY Batman Cadillac  —  Justin Bieber narrowly dodged the cold hammer of justice this week ... TMZ has learned — getting off with just a warning after cops pulled the 17-year-old over in his Batman-themed Cadillac.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us …

Sneak Preview of Jennifer Lopez's December 2011 Glamour Cover-Shoot!  Come See, Then Shop Her Chic Cover Look.  —  Huge news, dolls: The December Glamour is almost here—it's our annual Women of the Year issue and it hits newsstands November 8!—and we've got your glimpse into all of the empowering …

Peter And Bobby Farrelly Plan More ‘Dumb And Dumber’ For Jim Carrey & Jeff Daniels  —  EXCLUSIVE: Now that they have wrapped their dream project The Three Stooges after a decade of trying, Peter and Bobby Farrelly are moving forward with another project they've long wanted to do …

Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney Expecting Second Son  —  It's an Always Sunny baby boom!  —  Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney are expecting their second child this spring, the couple tell PEOPLE exclusively.  The new addition will join big brother Axel Lee, 13 months.  —  “We're having a boy!

Somber Ashton Kutcher Wears Wedding Ring, Says He's “Doing OK”  —  Ashton Kutcher wasn't his usual wild and crazy self at the GQ Gentleman's Ball at the Edison Ballroom in NYC on Wednesday night.  —  Although wife Demi Moore was M.I.A. for the evening — where Kutcher was honored for the charity …

First look: The new ‘Three Stooges’  —  Earlier this month, you might have spied that tease of a poster for the Farrelly brothers' big-screen re-creation of The Three Stooges that opens April 4.  It featured Curly (Will Sasso), Larry (Sean Hayes) and Moe (Chris Diamantopoulos) …

Maksim Chmerkovskiy Slams Derek Hough  —  Credit: Craig Barritt/Getty; Frederick M. Brown/Getty  —  Maksim Chmerkovskiy will not be bullied.  —  On Monday night's Dancing with the Stars, Hope Solo's 31-year-old partner lashed out at judges Len Goodman, Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli after their scathing critiques.

Life & Style Exclusive: Former Tiger Woods Mistress Rachel Uchitel Is Pregnant!  —  Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Rachel Uchitel is expecting her first child, less than a month after she married boyfriend Matt Hahn in Las Vegas!  —  “She found out she was pregnant when she auditioned …

Exclusive: Cougar Town Stages Major Scrubs Reunion With Zach Braff and Other Fan Faves!  —  This calls for a hug and a big ol' high five!  —  The guys behind Scrubs' daydreaming leading man and its most lewd and crude character are finally making their way over to a little place called Cougar Town.

Back from London, Kate Hudson and newborn son Bingham arrived at LAX on Tuesday.  —  Debra Mason  —  she can have as many as she wants, but when is there going to be a wedding, I think her mother tried at least once.  —  Kasey Lasser  —  Babies and no husband.

Beyonce Is Having A Girl  —  It looks like it's going to be a baby girl for mom-to-be Beyonce and her rapper-husband Jay-Z.  —  It's been revealed that chart topper Beyonce and her rapper-husband Jay-Z are expecting a girl, according to sources close to the couple.

Samuel L. Jackson named highest-grossing actor of all time by Guinness Book of World Records  —  One of the hardest-working actors in Hollywood just so happens to also be the highest-grossing actors of all time.  —  Samuel L. Jackson has grossed an astounding $7.42 billion over the span …

Casting Scoop: Dexter's Jennifer Carpenter Comes to The Good Wife  —  Holy F-bombs!  —  Sources tell us exclusively that Dexter's fierce, fabulous and, yes, F-bomb flinging Jennifer Carpenter (Deb Morgan) is coming to The Good Wife on CBS.  —  So what are the details?  —  Truth?  —  We have very few.