Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries — The Bitter Prenup Bickering  —  The die was cast in the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries marriage during the prenup negotiations — which were marked by bickering, pettiness, and even contempt ... sources connected with the former couple tell TMZ.

Kate Gosselin Actually Got A Job  —  With eight mouths to feed and, I assume, a medical need to only work in non-mediocre environments, Kate Gosselin really needed to find a job after ratings tanked for Kate Plus 8 because, surprise, she's the part of the show people least want to look at or more importantly hear.

Lindsay Lohan Will Get Out of Jail In Minutes  —  Lindsay Lohan will almost certainly get out of jail in a matter of minutes ... this according to officials from the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.  —  Two Sheriff's Dept. officials tell us ... if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less …

Exclusive: DWTS' Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Derek Hough “Hate Each Other”  —  It's war behind the scenes at Dancing With the Stars!  —  Though DWTS fans may have dismissed Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Derek Hough's testy public back-and-forth as simply a heated rivalry, the new issue of Us Weekly …

Justin Bieber ignoring paternity lawsuit: Singer wants to ‘focus on the positives’  —  The pop star denies fathering a child with a female fan  —  Justin Bieber only wants to concentrate on the ‘positives’ amid rumors he fathered a baby.  —  Justin Bieber has daddy issues.

Aww, It's Selena Gomez's First Upskirt  —  While Justin Bieber celebrated his first (of many) paternity suits, his girlfriend Selena Gomez had, for the sake of this post, her first upskirt pic taken last night while leaving a West Hollywood hair salon.  It seems like only yesterday …

Exclusive: Stanley Tucci Is Engaged to Emily Blunt's Sister Felicity!  —  Stanley Tucci found love again!  —  The Devil Wears Prada actor, 50, is engaged to Felicity Blunt — sister to actress Emily Blunt — a source confirms to Us Weekly.  —  “Stanley is very happy with her,” …

Jessica Simpson to Wed Eric Johnson After Baby  —  It's been a whirlwind year for Jessica Simpson, who became engaged to former NFL player Eric Johnson last November and recently confirmed that she's expecting their first child.  —  “They're really excited,” a source tells PEOPLE of the pregnancy.

The Rebecca Black Documentary You've All Been Waiting For  —  Hey, look, essayist and This American Life contributor Jon Ronson made a documentary about Rebecca Black and “Friday.”  It's actually really fun, with a funny cameo from Benni Cinkle aka That Girl In Pink.

Talking With Our Mouths Full: Snooki  —  “Reality TV star” and “Best-selling author” rarely intersect.  But then, Jersey Shore's Snooki is no ordinary reality TV star.  Or author.  Over a plate of baked chicken and salad—she's on a diet—Snooks let us in on the woman behind the tan

Jennifer Lawrence on The Hunger Games: “It's Not Twilight”  —  In one calendar year, 21-year-old Jennifer Lawrence has gone from fresh-faced unknown to the next big thing.  After her best-actress-Oscar-nominated performance in last year's Winter's Bone, which won best picture …

Michelle Williams' Pixie Cut Is a “Memorial” to Heath Ledger  —  Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images; Dan MacMedan/WireImage.com  —  Keeping it short for Heath.  —  Michelle Williams made hair headlines when she cut her long blonde hair into a pixie cut — a cropped look she's kept for a while now …