Cover Story: Kris Humphries Called Kim Kardashian “Fat”  —  Harsh Humphries!  —  Kim Kardashian has been raked over the coals in the court of public opinion ever since she filed for divorce from Kris Humphries Oct. 31.  —  But the real villain in the 72-day marriage, pals tell the new Us Weekly …

Is painfully thin Angelina Jolie surviving on just 600 calories a day?  —  As she prepared to board her private jet after a family trip to Vietnam last week, it seemed to onlookers as though Angelina Jolie was thinner than ever.  —  Wearing a loose-fitting red dress knotted around her waist …

Exclusive: Did Kate Gosselin Get a Facelift?  —  Credit: AP Photo/Daniel Shanken; Virginia Sherwood/NBC NewsWire via AP Images; Tony DiMaio/Startraksphoto.com; Splash/Barry Brecheisen/CouponCabin.com; NBC/NBC NewsWire via AP Images; C. Watts/INFphoto.com  —  Has Kate Gosselin gone under the knife — again?

Andrea True Dead: ‘More More More’ Singer, Adult-Film Star Dies at 68  —  Andrea True, the disco star who had such hits as ‘More More More’ and 'What's Your Name, What's Your Number,' died Nov. 7 in a Kingston, N.Y. hospital, the Daily Freeman reports.  The Gilpatric-VanVliet Funeral Home …

JEREMY RENNER FINALLY GETS SOME ACTION  —  HE'S JUST YOUR AVERAGE CONSTRUCTION-WORKING, PYGMY-GOAT-RAISING, UNNERVINGLY INTENSE, SALT-OF-THE-EARTH TWO-TIME ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE.  AND AFTER STRUGGLING TO BREAK THROUGH FOR TWO DECADES, THE ACTOR IS NOW COLLECTING STARRING ROLES IN MEGA-BUDGET ACTION MOVIES …

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Groom & doom after wedding  —  A Bronx groom hurled himself into the Harlem River over the weekend — just hours after exchanging marriage vows with his longtime love.  —  Fernando Brazier, 28, took the fatal leap after leaving a suicide note for his bride, Trudian Hay …

Bad Timing Alert!  Robert Wagner Plays Murder Suspect on NCIS  —  NCIS isn't usually known for its au courant, zeitgeisty casting, but you can't beat the timing on this one!  The bad timing, that is.  —  We're pretty sure if Robert Wagner had known he would once again be thrust …

Ali Fedotowsky “Really Upset” Over Roberto Martinez Split  —  This wasn't the fairy tale ending Ali Fedotowsky wanted.  —  After 18 months and three canceled wedding dates, Fedotowsky and fiance Roberto Martinez called it quits, a rep for the former Bachelorette star told Us Weekly on Monday.

Bronx Cheer For J. Lo's Phony Fiat Commercial  —  Star shot TV spot without setting foot in old 'hood that “inspires me”  —  As part of a new multimillion dollar endorsement deal with Fiat, Jennifer Lopez has shot several TV commercials for the Italian automaker, placed the Fiat 500 …

Paz drops plot bombshell  —  Loose-lipped Paz de la Huerta accidentally revealed what could be a major plot twist from the season finale of HBO's “Boardwalk Empire,” which will air Dec. 11.  She plays Lucy Danziger, who gave birth to a baby this season.  At the launch party …

Pippa Middleton Goes Ice Skating in London  —  Just call her the ice princess.  —  Pippa Middleton traded her fashionable footwear for ice skates Monday night at a Tiffany & Co.-sponsored event and Christmas tree-lighting ceremony in London.  —  Putting her style on ice …

Kate Middleton Goes Grocery Shopping in Heavy Turtleneck  —  Girl's gotta eat!  —  Wearing a thick turtleneck, Duchess Kate stocked up on essentials at the grocery store Tuesday.  Prince William's wife bought bananas, chicken, milk, potatoes, oranges, cereal, Haagen-Dazs ice cream, lettuce.

Padma Lakshmi's Billionaire Boyfriend Dies  —  Ted Forstmann and Padma Lakshmi in May 2010.  —  Ted Forstmann, Padma Lakshmi's boyfriend, died Monday.  He was 71.  —  The “Top Chef” host, 41, had been quietly dating Forstmann, the billionaire head of IMG Worldwide, for years.

Courtney Stodden pours curves into tiny white top as she donates old clothes to charity (but will anybody else be prepared to wear those outfits?)  —  She was stepping out to perform some good deeds so it appeared Courtney Stodden had donned her most angelic outfit for the occasion.

CW Buys Treasure Hunter Drama, Couples Comedy  —  The CW is joining the treasure hunt trend this development season with Golddigger.  The project, from Bill Haber's Ostar Prods., centers on a young female treasure hunter who tracks down artifacts for a variety of mysterious and interesting clients.