Miley Cyrus Realized Her Tattoos Are Retarded  —  “Whadda ya mean they ain't got fritters?”  —  Here's Miley Cyrus outside a tattoo laser removal center yesterday because apparently she took a good look at her mom and realized she's on a collision course with Bret Michael's penis.

Nicole Scherzinger Bares Her Backside in New Book  —  Talk about the bella vita.  —  The X Factor judge and former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger shows off her greatest assets as she poses in the nude for a new coffee table book celebrating the female backside.

ANGELINA NOW RESERVES HER NAUGHTY SIDE FOR BRAD  —  Now that former bad girl Angelina Jolie has pretty much settled down with partner Brad Pitt and their six kids, we sometimes forget the Oscar winner had such a naughty-girl streak.  —  In an exclusive interview airing Sunday on 60 Minutes …

Wedding Bells For Britney Spears!  Jason Trawick Shopping For Engagement Rings  —  Expect a winter engagement for Britney Spears and Jason Trawick!  —  The pop star's longtime boyfriend has been doing some serious ring shopping and he is close to plopping down a massive amount of cash …

ADAM LEVINE'S ROCK-STAR YOGA  —  LEVINE, THE LEAD SINGER OF MAROON 5 AND A JUDGE ON THE VOICE, PRACTICES ONE WORKOUT LIKE A RELIGION: A CUSTOM YOGA ROUTINE THAT HAS SHARPENED HIS MIND AND CHISELED HIS BODY.  READY TO STRIKE A POSE?  —  Adam Levine gets thrown from a fire escape and flipped over by cars …

BRUCE WILLIS SELLING IDAHO MANSION FOR $15 MILLION  —  Bruce Willis has put his gorgeous Hailey, Idaho estate on the market for $15 million!  —  The 8,403 square-foot home sits on 20 acres and features six bedrooms, a guesthouse, gym, two heated decks, master bath with jacuzzi and a massive pool with water slides.

Jennifer Lopez and New Boyfriend “Pretty Serious,” Says Source—but What About That Jail Thing?  —  It didn't take long for Casper Smart to become a household name.  —  That's what happens when you're a 24-year-old dancer who happens to be dating Jennifer Lopez, 42.  —  So who is this Mr. Smart?

Courtney Love's cup runneth over... as she strolls down the street with her chest on show  —  As if the colour red wasn't eye-catching enough.  Singer Courtney Love's outfit for the premiere of film Hugo last night proved memorable for all the wrong reasons.

Pregnant Beyonce Takes 14 Bathroom Breaks at Jay-Z Concert  —  Nothing comes between Beyonce and her man Jay-Z — or his music!  —  Expecting their first child together this February, the spouses of three years have remained inseparable during Jay-Z's “Watch the Throne” tour with Kanye West.

J.R. Martinez's ‘Amazing’ ‘Dancing’ Win  —  Newly crowned “Dancing with the Stars” champ J.R. Martinez thanked the whole country following this impressive mirrorball victory on Season 13 of the hit ABC reality competition.  —  Access Hollywood guest correspondent Tim Vincent caught …

Anthony Weiner Mistress Shopping ‘Juicy’ Tell-All Book  —  When Anthony Weiner was caught with his pants down over the summer, a woman named Traci Nobles came forward as one of his mistresses, and now RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned she's shopping a tell-all book of her online tryst with the former Congressman.

Keeping Out Of The Spotlight!  Kris Jenner Trying To Keep Kim On Lock Down!  —  Kim Kardashian is on a temporary lockdown, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that it is all the doing of her mother Kris Jenner.  —  Kris, the 56-year-old Kardashian family matriarch …

Eva Mendes Looks Freakishly Like Amy Winehouse On Set Of New Film … We spotted Eva Mendes with red hair on the set of her new movie “Holly Motors” in Paris yesterday.  Mendes looked eerily like deceased soul singer Amy Winehouse.  Winehouse, 27, died as an “unintended consequence” of drinking too much alcohol on July 23.

Nothing can rain on Lady Gaga's parade as steps out in sheer lace dress (sheltering under an umbrella)  —  A bout of rainy weather proved no obstacle to Lady Gaga as she tottered along to her book launch tonight in a customary outlandish outfit.  —  The 25-year-old singer bared her skin …

ENGLISH ROSIE  —  The British model went from being a self-described Ugly Betty to the face of Burberry, the body of Victoria's Secret, and—thanks to Transformers 3—a star.  Plus, see her model the season's hottest tribal-inspired looks.  —  To quote the immortal Derek Zoolander …

Kate Middleton Goes Grocery Shopping in Heavy Turtleneck  —  Girl's gotta eat!  —  Wearing a thick turtleneck, Duchess Kate stocked up on essentials at the grocery store Tuesday.  Prince William's wife bought bananas, chicken, milk, potatoes, oranges, cereal, Haagen-Dazs ice cream, lettuce.

The Kardashians Light Up Twitter After Rob's Second Place Finish On DWTS!  —  If we had a dollar every time the Kardashians tweeted, we'd be richer than they are!  —  And last night was no different.  After Rob Kardashian finished Dancing With the Stars in second place (an impressive feat in itself) …

Phenoms unite!  —  Taylor Swift had more than one very special guest join her onstage Tuesday night at a sold-out show at NYC's Madison Square Garden, her last stop on her worldwide “Speak Now” tour.  —  PHOTOS: Taylor Swift's high-profile love life  —  The country superstar, 21 …