Miley Cyrus Realized Her Tattoos Are Retarded  —  “Whadda ya mean they ain't got fritters?”  —  Here's Miley Cyrus outside a tattoo laser removal center yesterday because apparently she took a good look at her mom and realized she's on a collision course with Bret Michael's penis.

Nicole Scherzinger Bares Her Backside in New Book  —  Talk about the bella vita.  —  The X Factor judge and former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger shows off her greatest assets as she poses in the nude for a new coffee table book celebrating the female backside.

ANGELINA NOW RESERVES HER NAUGHTY SIDE FOR BRAD  —  Now that former bad girl Angelina Jolie has pretty much settled down with partner Brad Pitt and their six kids, we sometimes forget the Oscar winner had such a naughty-girl streak.  —  In an exclusive interview airing Sunday on 60 Minutes …

Wedding Bells For Britney Spears!  Jason Trawick Shopping For Engagement Rings  —  Expect a winter engagement for Britney Spears and Jason Trawick!  —  The pop star's longtime boyfriend has been doing some serious ring shopping and he is close to plopping down a massive amount of cash …

My Baby Will Take the DNA Test  —  Mariah Yeater — Justin Bieber's alleged baby mama — will submit her baby for DNA testing ... this according to her legal team.  —  Attorney Jeffrey Leving tells TMZ ... his client is NOT avoiding the DNA test, and can't wait to compare baby Tristyn's DNA with Justin Bieber's.

BRUCE WILLIS SELLING IDAHO MANSION FOR $15 MILLION  —  Bruce Willis has put his gorgeous Hailey, Idaho estate on the market for $15 million!  —  The 8,403 square-foot home sits on 20 acres and features six bedrooms, a guesthouse, gym, two heated decks, master bath with jacuzzi and a massive pool with water slides.

ADAM LEVINE'S ROCK-STAR YOGA  —  LEVINE, THE LEAD SINGER OF MAROON 5 AND A JUDGE ON THE VOICE, PRACTICES ONE WORKOUT LIKE A RELIGION: A CUSTOM YOGA ROUTINE THAT HAS SHARPENED HIS MIND AND CHISELED HIS BODY.  READY TO STRIKE A POSE?  —  Adam Levine gets thrown from a fire escape and flipped over by cars …

Jennifer Lopez and New Boyfriend “Pretty Serious,” Says Source—but What About That Jail Thing?  —  It didn't take long for Casper Smart to become a household name.  —  That's what happens when you're a 24-year-old dancer who happens to be dating Jennifer Lopez, 42.  —  So who is this Mr. Smart?

Lily Collins Reveals How ‘Mirror Mirror’ Differs From Other Snow White Project  —  LOS ANGELES, CALIF. — Lily Collins takes on one of the most beloved fairytale characters ever in the upcoming “Mirror Mirror,” and she knows her journey as Snow White will be very different than Kristen Stewart's …

Courtney Love's cup runneth over... as she strolls down the street with her chest on show  —  As if the colour red wasn't eye-catching enough.  Singer Courtney Love's outfit for the premiere of film Hugo last night proved memorable for all the wrong reasons.

Pregnant Beyonce Takes 14 Bathroom Breaks at Jay-Z Concert  —  Nothing comes between Beyonce and her man Jay-Z — or his music!  —  Expecting their first child together this February, the spouses of three years have remained inseparable during Jay-Z's “Watch the Throne” tour with Kanye West.

J.R. Martinez's ‘Amazing’ ‘Dancing’ Win  —  Newly crowned “Dancing with the Stars” champ J.R. Martinez thanked the whole country following this impressive mirrorball victory on Season 13 of the hit ABC reality competition.  —  Access Hollywood guest correspondent Tim Vincent caught …

ENGLISH ROSIE  —  The British model went from being a self-described Ugly Betty to the face of Burberry, the body of Victoria's Secret, and—thanks to Transformers 3—a star.  Plus, see her model the season's hottest tribal-inspired looks.  —  To quote the immortal Derek Zoolander …

Anthony Weiner Mistress Shopping ‘Juicy’ Tell-All Book  —  When Anthony Weiner was caught with his pants down over the summer, a woman named Traci Nobles came forward as one of his mistresses, and now RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned she's shopping a tell-all book of her online tryst with the former Congressman.

Eva Mendes Looks Freakishly Like Amy Winehouse On Set Of New Film … We spotted Eva Mendes with red hair on the set of her new movie “Holly Motors” in Paris yesterday.  Mendes looked eerily like deceased soul singer Amy Winehouse.  Winehouse, 27, died as an “unintended consequence” of drinking too much alcohol on July 23.

Nothing can rain on Lady Gaga's parade as steps out in sheer lace dress (sheltering under an umbrella)  —  A bout of rainy weather proved no obstacle to Lady Gaga as she tottered along to her book launch tonight in a customary outlandish outfit.  —  The 25-year-old singer bared her skin …

Desperate Housewives Exclusive: Dana Delany, Kyle MacLachlan Book Final Season Comebacks  —  Wisteria Lane will be experiencing increased congestion this winter.  —  With Desperate Housewives inching closer to its series finale this May, the show is welcoming back three of its most popular graduates …

Kate Middleton Goes Grocery Shopping in Heavy Turtleneck  —  Girl's gotta eat!  —  Wearing a thick turtleneck, Duchess Kate stocked up on essentials at the grocery store Tuesday.  Prince William's wife bought bananas, chicken, milk, potatoes, oranges, cereal, Haagen-Dazs ice cream, lettuce.

The Kardashians Light Up Twitter After Rob's Second Place Finish On DWTS!  —  If we had a dollar every time the Kardashians tweeted, we'd be richer than they are!  —  And last night was no different.  After Rob Kardashian finished Dancing With the Stars in second place (an impressive feat in itself) …