Miley Cyrus Realized Her Tattoos Are Retarded  —  “Whadda ya mean they ain't got fritters?”  —  Here's Miley Cyrus outside a tattoo laser removal center yesterday because apparently she took a good look at her mom and realized she's on a collision course with Bret Michael's penis.

ANGELINA NOW RESERVES HER NAUGHTY SIDE FOR BRAD  —  Now that former bad girl Angelina Jolie has pretty much settled down with partner Brad Pitt and their six kids, we sometimes forget the Oscar winner had such a naughty-girl streak.  —  In an exclusive interview airing Sunday on 60 Minutes …

Nicole Scherzinger Bares Her Backside in New Book  —  Talk about the bella vita.  —  The X Factor judge and former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger shows off her greatest assets as she poses in the nude for a new coffee table book celebrating the female backside.

Wedding Bells For Britney Spears!  Jason Trawick Shopping For Engagement Rings  —  Expect a winter engagement for Britney Spears and Jason Trawick!  —  The pop star's longtime boyfriend has been doing some serious ring shopping and he is close to plopping down a massive amount of cash …

Jennifer Lopez and New Boyfriend “Pretty Serious,” Says Source—but What About That Jail Thing?  —  It didn't take long for Casper Smart to become a household name.  —  That's what happens when you're a 24-year-old dancer who happens to be dating Jennifer Lopez, 42.  —  So who is this Mr. Smart?

Keeping Out Of The Spotlight!  Kris Jenner Trying To Keep Kim On Lock Down!  —  Kim Kardashian is on a temporary lockdown, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that it is all the doing of her mother Kris Jenner.  —  Kris, the 56-year-old Kardashian family matriarch …

Pics!  Justin Bieber & Usher Make The Fans Scream On The Today Show  —  Justin Bieber is determined to dominate your holidays.  Thanksgiving, Hunnakah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day (had to look that one up), New Years: if happens from now until January 1st, Bieber's gonna be a part of it.

BRUCE WILLIS SELLING IDAHO MANSION FOR $15 MILLION  —  Bruce Willis has put his gorgeous Hailey, Idaho estate on the market for $15 million!  —  The 8,403 square-foot home sits on 20 acres and features six bedrooms, a guesthouse, gym, two heated decks, master bath with jacuzzi and a massive pool with water slides.

Pregnant Beyonce Takes 14 Bathroom Breaks at Jay-Z Concert  —  Nothing comes between Beyonce and her man Jay-Z — or his music!  —  Expecting their first child together this February, the spouses of three years have remained inseparable during Jay-Z's “Watch the Throne” tour with Kanye West.

J.R. Martinez's ‘Amazing’ ‘Dancing’ Win  —  Newly crowned “Dancing with the Stars” champ J.R. Martinez thanked the whole country following this impressive mirrorball victory on Season 13 of the hit ABC reality competition.  —  Access Hollywood guest correspondent Tim Vincent caught …

ENGLISH ROSIE  —  The British model went from being a self-described Ugly Betty to the face of Burberry, the body of Victoria's Secret, and—thanks to Transformers 3—a star.  Plus, see her model the season's hottest tribal-inspired looks.  —  To quote the immortal Derek Zoolander …

Nothing can rain on Lady Gaga's parade as steps out in sheer lace dress (sheltering under an umbrella)  —  A bout of rainy weather proved no obstacle to Lady Gaga as she tottered along to her book launch tonight in a customary outlandish outfit.  —  The 25-year-old singer bared her skin …

The Kardashians Light Up Twitter After Rob's Second Place Finish On DWTS!  —  If we had a dollar every time the Kardashians tweeted, we'd be richer than they are!  —  And last night was no different.  After Rob Kardashian finished Dancing With the Stars in second place (an impressive feat in itself) …

Kate Middleton Goes Grocery Shopping in Heavy Turtleneck  —  Girl's gotta eat!  —  Wearing a thick turtleneck, Duchess Kate stocked up on essentials at the grocery store Tuesday.  Prince William's wife bought bananas, chicken, milk, potatoes, oranges, cereal, Haagen-Dazs ice cream, lettuce.

Anthony Weiner Mistress Shopping ‘Juicy’ Tell-All Book  —  When Anthony Weiner was caught with his pants down over the summer, a woman named Traci Nobles came forward as one of his mistresses, and now RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned she's shopping a tell-all book of her online tryst with the former Congressman.

Phenoms unite!  —  Taylor Swift had more than one very special guest join her onstage Tuesday night at a sold-out show at NYC's Madison Square Garden, her last stop on her worldwide “Speak Now” tour.  —  PHOTOS: Taylor Swift's high-profile love life  —  The country superstar, 21 …

Goes Cold Turkey for Charity  —  A newly freed T.I. gave thanks in Atlanta yesterday ... in the form of 300 delicious turkeys — which the rapper generously handed out during a charity drive for children in need.  —  The photos were taken at The Carrie Steele-Pitts Home …