Cover Story: Kris Humphries Called Kim Kardashian “Fat”  —  Harsh Humphries!  —  Kim Kardashian has been raked over the coals in the court of public opinion ever since she filed for divorce from Kris Humphries Oct. 31.  —  But the real villain in the 72-day marriage, pals tell the new Us Weekly …

Is painfully thin Angelina Jolie surviving on just 600 calories a day?  —  As she prepared to board her private jet after a family trip to Vietnam last week, it seemed to onlookers as though Angelina Jolie was thinner than ever.  —  Wearing a loose-fitting red dress knotted around her waist …

J.R. Martinez's ‘Amazing’ ‘Dancing’ Win  —  Newly crowned “Dancing with the Stars” champ J.R. Martinez thanked the whole country following this impressive mirrorball victory on Season 13 of the hit ABC reality competition.  —  Access Hollywood guest correspondent Tim Vincent caught …

Nicole Scherzinger Bares Her Backside in New Book  —  Talk about the bella vita.  —  The X Factor judge and former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger shows off her greatest assets as she poses in the nude for a new coffee table book celebrating the female backside.

Wedding Bells For Britney Spears!  Jason Trawick Shopping For Engagement Rings  —  Expect a winter engagement for Britney Spears and Jason Trawick!  —  The pop star's longtime boyfriend has been doing some serious ring shopping and he is close to plopping down a massive amount of cash …

Kate Middleton Goes Grocery Shopping in Heavy Turtleneck  —  Girl's gotta eat!  —  Wearing a thick turtleneck, Duchess Kate stocked up on essentials at the grocery store Tuesday.  Prince William's wife bought bananas, chicken, milk, potatoes, oranges, cereal, Haagen-Dazs ice cream, lettuce.

Exclusive: Did Kate Gosselin Get a Facelift?  —  Credit: AP Photo/Daniel Shanken; Virginia Sherwood/NBC NewsWire via AP Images; Tony DiMaio/Startraksphoto.com; Splash/Barry Brecheisen/CouponCabin.com; NBC/NBC NewsWire via AP Images; C. Watts/INFphoto.com  —  Has Kate Gosselin gone under the knife — again?

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Bronx Cheer For J. Lo's Phony Fiat Commercial  —  Star shot TV spot without setting foot in old 'hood that “inspires me”  —  As part of a new multimillion dollar endorsement deal with Fiat, Jennifer Lopez has shot several TV commercials for the Italian automaker, placed the Fiat 500 …

Pregnant Jessica Simpson's Shocking Warning From Her Doctor  —  This should be the happiest time of her life, but health woes, sleepless nights and prenup drama are stressing Jessica out!  She's fed up!  —  Jessica Simpson was glowing when she announced her pregnancy …

Courtney Stodden pours curves into tiny white top as she donates old clothes to charity (but will anybody else be prepared to wear those outfits?)  —  She was stepping out to perform some good deeds so it appeared Courtney Stodden had donned her most angelic outfit for the occasion.

Groom & doom after wedding  —  A Bronx groom hurled himself into the Harlem River over the weekend — just hours after exchanging marriage vows with his longtime love.  —  Fernando Brazier, 28, took the fatal leap after leaving a suicide note for his bride, Trudian Hay …

Andrea True Dead: ‘More More More’ Singer, Adult-Film Star Dies at 68  —  Andrea True, the disco star who had such hits as ‘More More More’ and 'What's Your Name, What's Your Number,' died Nov. 7 in a Kingston, N.Y. hospital, the Daily Freeman reports.  The Gilpatric-VanVliet Funeral Home …

Bad Timing Alert!  Robert Wagner Plays Murder Suspect on NCIS  —  NCIS isn't usually known for its au courant, zeitgeisty casting, but you can't beat the timing on this one!  The bad timing, that is.  —  We're pretty sure if Robert Wagner had known he would once again be thrust …

Dining cozily  —  Olivia Wilde and Jake Gyllenhaal seemed to be “very cozy” over dinner at Chinatown Brasserie.  The stars, both single, were seated next to each other at a table of eight at the Lafayette Street eatery Saturday night.  A spy said, “They were in a group but were very cozy with their chairs pulled in closely together.”