Cover Story: Kris Humphries Called Kim Kardashian “Fat”  —  Harsh Humphries!  —  Kim Kardashian has been raked over the coals in the court of public opinion ever since she filed for divorce from Kris Humphries Oct. 31.  —  But the real villain in the 72-day marriage, pals tell the new Us Weekly …

Angelina Jolie: I Save My Wild Side Now for Brad Pitt  —  Remember that brief but colorful marriage to Billy Bob Thornton?  The matching vials of their blood?  —  Today, after six children and a loving, stable relationship with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie has come a long way from her days as a Hollywood wild child.

Wedding Bells For Britney Spears!  Jason Trawick Shopping For Engagement Rings  —  Expect a winter engagement for Britney Spears and Jason Trawick!  —  The pop star's longtime boyfriend has been doing some serious ring shopping and he is close to plopping down a massive amount of cash …

Nicole Scherzinger Bares Her Backside in New Book  —  Talk about the bella vita.  —  The X Factor judge and former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger shows off her greatest assets as she poses in the nude for a new coffee table book celebrating the female backside.

J.R. Martinez's ‘Amazing’ ‘Dancing’ Win  —  Newly crowned “Dancing with the Stars” champ J.R. Martinez thanked the whole country following this impressive mirrorball victory on Season 13 of the hit ABC reality competition.  —  Access Hollywood guest correspondent Tim Vincent caught …

Kate Middleton Goes Grocery Shopping in Heavy Turtleneck  —  Girl's gotta eat!  —  Wearing a thick turtleneck, Duchess Kate stocked up on essentials at the grocery store Tuesday.  Prince William's wife bought bananas, chicken, milk, potatoes, oranges, cereal, Haagen-Dazs ice cream, lettuce.

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Jennifer Lopez and New Boyfriend “Pretty Serious,” Says Source—but What About That Jail Thing?  —  It didn't take long for Casper Smart to become a household name.  —  That's what happens when you're a 24-year-old dancer who happens to be dating Jennifer Lopez, 42.  —  So who is this Mr. Smart?

Kirstie Alley: Using a Treadmill ‘Would Make Me Slit My Throat’  —  Two months after revealing her new, 100 lbs.-lighter figure, Kirstie Alley is looking svelte and fabulous as ever, despite the pitfalls that come after losing weight.  —  “Maintenance probably is the hardest part,” Alley …

Bronx Cheer For J. Lo's Phony Fiat Commercial  —  Star shot TV spot without setting foot in old 'hood that “inspires me”  —  As part of a new multimillion dollar endorsement deal with Fiat, Jennifer Lopez has shot several TV commercials for the Italian automaker, placed the Fiat 500 …

Pregnant Jessica Simpson's Shocking Warning From Her Doctor  —  This should be the happiest time of her life, but health woes, sleepless nights and prenup drama are stressing Jessica out!  She's fed up!  —  Jessica Simpson was glowing when she announced her pregnancy …

Courtney Stodden pours curves into tiny white top as she donates old clothes to charity (but will anybody else be prepared to wear those outfits?)  —  She was stepping out to perform some good deeds so it appeared Courtney Stodden had donned her most angelic outfit for the occasion.

Groom & doom after wedding  —  A Bronx groom hurled himself into the Harlem River over the weekend — just hours after exchanging marriage vows with his longtime love.  —  Fernando Brazier, 28, took the fatal leap after leaving a suicide note for his bride, Trudian Hay …

From The Department Of DUH: Kate Gosselin Has A New Face  —  UsWeekly put together this Kate Gosselin gallery that leads us on a long trail of Botox from when she looked like an everyday ho (who understood the glamour of an AquaNetted wave bang) to Ashley Tisdale in 20 years (third picture) …

Dining cozily  —  Olivia Wilde and Jake Gyllenhaal seemed to be “very cozy” over dinner at Chinatown Brasserie.  The stars, both single, were seated next to each other at a table of eight at the Lafayette Street eatery Saturday night.  A spy said, “They were in a group but were very cozy with their chairs pulled in closely together.”