Ouch!  Jesse James Slams Sandra Bullock  —  Guess Jesse James and Sandra Bullock aren't exchanging Christmas cards this year.  —  On Monday, the motorcycle mogul made his return to reality TV on American Chopper: The Build-Off — and he made sure to reference Bullock, his third wife, whom he divorced in 2010 after five years.

Taylor Armstrong Offers Support to Kim Richards  —  Taylor Armstrong has been through so much - physical abuse, the suicide of her estranged husband and the public drama of it all on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which played out on Monday's episode in a major way after she got …

Lea Michele & Ashton Kutcher Get Carpet Cozy at New Year's Eve Premiere—but Who Was Her Date?  —  We'll get to Lea Michele's date for last night's black carpet Hollywood premiere of New Year's Eve (was it really costar Ashton Kutcher?!) in a sec—but first, did you know that the Glee star …

Pics!  Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Get Snuggly at the Premiere of In the Land of Blood and Honey  —  The big premiere for Angelina Jolie's directorial and screenwriting debut, In the Land of Blood and Honey, was held last night in New York City.  Brad Pitt escorted Angeie as she made her way through the red carpet.

Andrew Embiricos, grandson of screen star Rita Hayworth, found dead in his Chelsea apartment  —  Reportedly tried suicide before; battled drugs  —  The 25-year-old grandson of silver-screen icon Rita Hayworth was found dead in his Chelsea apartment with a plastic bag over his head, an apparent suicide, sources told the Daily News.

Naked rage at a body politic  —  India and Pakistan are going nuclear over this smoking-hot magazine cover showing a naked Pakistani star wearing nothing but a provocative political tattoo.  —  Readers across the region dropped their jaws at the sight of actress Veena Malik on the cover of FHM India …

Keck's Exclusives: Glee to Celebrate Songs of Michael Jackson in Tribute Episode  —  Michael Jackson's legions of fans have major cause to celebrate today.  —  Similar to Season 1's Madonna tribute, the January 24 episode of Fox's Glee will feature 10-12 songs from Jackson's library.

Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively — Connected at the Mouth [Photos]  —  Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively shacked up together at a bed and breakfast in Utah the other day ... AND TOTALLY MADE OUT!!!  —  It all went down over Thanksgiving weekend ... saliva was exchanged, embraces were shared …

In anticipation of Lindsay Lohan's appearance in Playboy . . .  Lindsay Lohan's best wardrobe malfunctions  —  In anticipation of Lindsay Lohan's appearance in Playboy (due to hit newsstands later this month), here's a gallery full of her wardrobe malfunctions over the years …

Candace hubby ‘had affair’  —  “Sex and the City” creator Candace Bushnell is divorcing her handsome ballet dancer husband Charles Askegard, sensationally alleging in court papers he had an affair with ballerina Georgina Pazcoguin.  —  The feisty sex columnist and novelist who inspired Carrie Bradshaw …

Britney Spears' Trainer Made Her Go On A Diet.  Guess Who Just Got Fired.  —  Britney Spears has reportedly fired her trainer Derek DeGrazio because he made her eat nutritious foods in moderate portions, so torture basically.  She fired him for torture.  InTouch reports:

Katherine Heigl: “I'm just that a-hole who really wants everyone to like me”  —  Katherine Heigl covers the January issue of Elle Magazine, and I had to laugh at the cover line that Elle chose: “They wanted me to be America's Sweetheart... and then I opened my mouth.”  Yep.  That about sums it up.

The True Beauty Of The Voight Family Bloomed On The Red Carpet Last Night  —  The In the Land of Blood and Honey had its premiere in NYC last night and just when I was about to type that all these events are solely set up so that St. Angie can show off her vast collection of funeral dresses previously worn …

Kate Middleton Reignites Pregnancy Rumors at Gary Barlow Concert  —  Will 2012 be the year Kate Middleton and Prince William become parents?  —  At Tuesday's Gary Barlow concert in support of the Prince's Trust, the 29-year-old Duchess looked radiant in a $99 lace tulip dress by Zara.

UFC Badass Dan Henderson — Pulling Chicks with Brad Penny  —  UFC face-smasher Dan Henderson had TWO babes on his arm as he left a Hollywood nightclub Monday ... but one of the chicks MAY have been a rebound for one of the best pitchers in baseball.  —  Henderson — who recently beat Shogun Rua …

Carrie Fisher, Carson Kressley to Star in Modern-Day ‘Christmas Carol’ for Hallmark Channel (Exclusive)  —  Carrie Fisher, left, and Carson Kressley … Carson Kressley, Carrie Fisher and Emmanuelle Vaugier have been tapped to star in Hallmark Channel's Caroling, a modern-day take on Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol.

JWOWW CALLS HERSELF THE JERSEY SHORE “B**CH”  —  Jenni “JWoww” Farley is Maxim's January cover girl and her curves are kickin'!  —  The brunette bombshell is coming clean about her harsh attitude during the first season of Jersey Shore.  She tells the mag:

Brooke Mueller Returns to L.A. ...  With the Kids  —  Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Brooke Mueller successfully managed to transport her kids from Aspen back home to L.A. all by herself ... just days after she was popped for cocaine possession.  —  Mueller — along with Bob and Max …

Did Bradley Cooper Just Concede the Sexiest Man Alive Title to Ryan Gosling?!  —  Slaven Vlasic/FIlmMagic; Michael Tran/WireImage  —  Congratulations, Ryan Gosling fanatics fans.  Your work is done.  —  Your backlash to Bradley Cooper's Sexiest Man Alive pronouncement was swift …

Paris Hilton has two phones because she's so important . . . and Monday's Paparazzi Leftovers  —  Paparazzi photos from Monday, December 5  —  Paris Hilton arriving at the W Hotel in Miami (pics start here)  —  Amanda Seyfried hiking in Runyon Canyon in Hollywood (pics start here)