Our 2011 Family Christmas Card  —  Here it is!  Our 2011 Kardashian/Jenner family Christmas card!!!  It was shot by the amazing Nick Saglimbeni and there's a special 3D version that you can view with 3D glasses.  What do you guys think?  —  I love our family Christmas cards shoots and I think this one looks amazing!

Professor claims NYU fired him after he gave James Franco a ‘D’  —  James Franco's tired James Dean act got an NYU professor booted from the school last year — after the teacher dared to give the overhyped Hollywood hunk a “D” for blowing off class, a lawsuit charges.

Patton, Pending  —  The sexy star of Mission: Impossible—Ghost Protocol strips down and dishes on what it's like to be Alan Thicke's daughter-in-law  —  In Mission: Impossible—Ghost Protocol, Paula Patton joins Tom Cruise's gang as a sexy lady-spy—as if there were any other kind …

Rachel Crow Ain't Got S**t On These North Koreans  —  As you already know, Kim Jong Kardashian died while fighting a USA-made Godzilla robot on the North Korea border over the weekend and the entire country took to the streets to publicly melt down over the loss of their leader.

Kelly Osbourne Breaks Her Left Hand  —  Tweeting updates to her loyal following of fans just got a little more challenging for Kelly Osbourne.  —  The former Dancing with the Stars contestant fractured her left hand in three places after she fell out of bed at a hotel.

Britney's ex Kevin Federline speaks out about her engagement  —  Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline has exclusively told TV WEEK magazine that he's “really happy” for her following news she's become engaged to Jason Trawick.  —  “I'm really happy for her — I think he's a great guy …

Joe Jonas — Rushed to the Hospital with Pain in the Abs  —  Rushed to ER  —  With Pain in the Abs  —  Joe Jonas checked into an emergency room in L.A. while doctors inspected his abs — for severe stomach pains — 48 hours after Joe did some late night partying in Chicago.

Matt Damon's Verbal Attack Exposes Deep Rift in ‘Bourne’ Franchise  —  The actor reveals why he attacked “Bourne 4” director Tony Gilroy as the parties involved open up about the troubles at the heart of the billion-dollar franchise.  —  It seemed out of character and out of left field …

The Photoshop Awards: The 2011 Kardashian Khristmas Kard  —  What's that saying?  You can Photoshop a skid mark, but it's still a skid mark.  The Kardashians proved that saying right for their annual sacrifice to the Adobe Gods.  Last year's Karkrashian Khristmas Kard theme was “kreepy …

Before Kobe Bryant's split from wife, actress Sanaa Latham spied flirting with Lakers star at concert  —  Basketball's rep denies any fireworks at Jay-Z and Kanye West concert  —  Actress Sanaa Lathan was said to have flirted with Kobe Bryant at a concert last week - before news broke of the basketball star's looming divorce.

Jessica Lange & Sam Shepard Have Separated  —  Actress Jessica Lange and her longtime partner, playwright and actor Sam Shepard, ended their relationship almost two years ago, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  The couple, who have been together since 1982, have two children, Hannah and Samuel, together.

Lohan breaks records in Playboy  —  Los Angeles (CNN) — Lindsay Lohan's nude photo spread for Playboy is helping the men's magazine break sales records, according to Playboy founder Hugh Hefner.  —  CNN calls to a dozen newsstands in Los Angeles, Chicago, New York and Atlanta Sunday found …

KATIE HOLMES HAS A BLUSTERY BIRTHDAY IN THE BIG APPLE  —  But not even the windy weather could spoil her big day!  —  Katie Holmes celebrated her 33rd birthday on Sunday, and when she stepped out with hubby Tom Cruise and daughter Suri at the posh New York eatery Buddakan, she wore a very interesting romper/blouse combo.

Calling Off His Engagement  —  Chaz Bono and his fiancée, Jennifer Elia, have called off their engagement and “are no longer a couple” ... a rep for Bono tells TMZ.  —  Bono's rep, Howard Bragman, tells TMZ, “They leave this relationship with great love, respect and affection toward one another.