Top Marks in Probation  —  Lindsay Lohan just got a rave review from Judge Stephanie Sautner during her probation progress report hearing this morning — after completing all of her required community service on time ... so far.  —  Judge Sautner gushed that Lindsay's probation officer had written a glowing probation report.

Paula Deen: Why I Didn't Tell Anybody I Have Diabetes  —  For Paula Deen, it was just another doctor's appointment.  She was going into the office for a regular physical exam, just like she does every six months.  But that day, she left with a diagnosis: Deen, the celebrity chef with a knack for buttery recipes, had Type 2 Diabetes.

Pics!  Paula Deen Leaves The Today Show After Revealing She Has Diabetes  —  This morning Paula Deen finally revealed that she has type 2 diabetes.  To give credit where it's due, the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) broke this story almost a year ago, but Deen refused to comment.

Woe Is Bruce Jenner's Face, Part II (UPDATE: It's From A Skin Cancer Surgery)  —  The late-in-life lesbianface grandma formerly known as one of the hottest pieces in the 1976 Olympics has been open about the fact that he stretched his face in the name of undignified youth to fit …