Russell Brand to Katy Perry — I Don't Want Your Divorce Money  —  RUSSELL BRAND TO KATY PERRY:  —  I Don't Want Your Money  —  Russell Brand is entitled to approximately $20 million of Katy Perry's fortune ... but TMZ has learned he will not take a single penny of it.

This Week's Cover: ‘The Vampire Diaries’ stars talk about the red-hot Damon-Elena-Stefan triangle  —  Somehow, for a series packed with vampires, werewolves, witches, hybrids (and yes, even the occasional ghost), it's a love triangle between two undead brothers, Damon (Ian Somerhalder) …

Exclusive!  Simon Cowell on ‘X Factor’ Shakeup  —  In his first and only interview, “The X Factor” judge Simon Cowell breaks his silence to “Extra's” Terri Seymour about the recent exit of judges Nicole Scherzinger and Paula Abdul, and host Steve Jones.  —  Seymour asked when Cowell and FOX execs first began discussing changes.

Pauly D's ‘Jersey Shore’ spin-off to premiere after 'Punk'd' — EXCLUSIVE  —  The man who believes his face should be in the dictionary next to the phrase ‘too much swag’ is about to get his chance to shine: MTV will premiere Pauly D's Jersey Shore spin-off, appropriately titled The Pauly D Project …

Kate Middleton Shines in First Solo Public Engagement  —  Kate Middleton doesn't need Prince William by her side to make a splash.  —  PHOTOS: Kate Middleton's best hairstyles ever!  —  The 30-year-old Duchess of Cambridge made her first solo public appearance since marrying …

Kim Kardashian reshot scenes to make herself look religious & impress Tebow  —  You know, I'm really starting to feel sorry for Tim Tebow.  Not only has the guy dealt with Katy Perry's parents trying to set him up with their daughter, but he's had to suffer through Perry dedicating lewd song lyrics to him about his “Peacock.”

Sharon Stone thinks she's 25 again  —  Sharon Stone leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (2/6)  —  I'm not gonna lie: I woke up this morning hoping I wouldn't see pictures of a 54-year-old mother of three in a belly shirt.  Thanks a f**king lot Sharon Stone.  Ruined my day!

Cruise Jr. rants at Pats loss  —  Gisele Bundchen isn't the only sore loser left cursing after the New England Patriots' crushing loss at the hands of the Giants.  —  Connor Cruise — a die-hard Patriots fan and the DJ son of Tom Cruise — lashed out at one of his reps, Todd Krim …

Adele's Health Crisis and Comeback  —  With the Grammys right around the corner, everyone is talking about Adele.  —  The singer's eagerly awaited return to the stage on Feb. 12 will mark her first public performance since vocal cord surgery in November.  The British pop star, 23 …

Emma Stone's In A Bikini  —  I debated whether or not to buy these Emma Stone pics because while this would be her first bikini debut, they're also kind of boring.  But then I remembered all that statistical data I have proving you people can't get enough of chicks like Emma Watson with the bodies …

Exclusive: Teen Mom's Maci Bookout, Kyle King Split!  —  After nearly a year and a half of dating, Teen Mom's Maci Bookout was ready to walk down the aisle with boyfriend Kyle King, but her man clearly had different plans.  —  PHOTOS: Inside Maci's relationship with Kyle

Gary Busey Files for Bankruptcy — I'm Really REALLY Broke  —  Files for Bankruptcy —  I'm Really REALLY Broke  —  Gary Busey — who's starred in more than 70 movies — has less than $50,000 to his name ... and more than $500,000 in various debts ... this according to official documents obtained by TMZ.

Miley Cyrus Is Sexy, Y'All  —  “Darn tootin'.”  —  Here's Miley Cyrus shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond yesterday where she walked around in torn booty shorts carrying a Starbucks per the guidebook Britney Spears wrote for her inside an old KFC bucket.  Granted, it wasn't so much a guidebook …

Natalie Portman Sets First Post-Oscar Roles, Back To Back Terrence Malick Films: Berlin  —  EXCLUSIVE: Natalie Portman has committed to her first two movie roles since winning the Best Actress Oscar for Black Swan and taking maternity leave.  Portman is joining the casts of the Terrence Malick films Knight Of The Cups, and Lawless.

Pics!  Pregnant Kristin Cavallari Hits Up The Natural Food Market  —  Looks like Kristin Cavallari is taking her pre-natal nutrition very seriously.  The 25-year-old former Laguna Beach and The Hills star is still in the early stages of her pregnancy - when we found her she was buying food …

LANA DEL REY TRIES TO REDEEM HERSELF BY PERFORMING AT AMOEBA MUSIC  —  Even though she postponed her tour following her weak SNL performance, Lana Del Rey is still trying to prove that she has the talent to sing live!  —  The 25-year-old “Video Games” singer performed a quickie set …

Adele Finally Opens Up About Career-Threatening Vocal Surgery  —  The world hasn't heard much from Adele since her throat operation in November 2011 — until now.  —  In her first post-surgery interview with 60 Minutes, the “Rolling in the Deep” singer opens up to Anderson Cooper about the day her voice simply “went” out.

Hot Slut Of The Day!  —  The monkey in the doll face hat from last night's episode of The River  —  So last night was the premiere of the show that ABC has been shoving down our eye sockets almost harder than NBC has been shoving that Smash s**t down our eyes sockets.

Country Star Rodney Atkins — Ducks Jail in Wife Attack Case  —  COUNTRY STAR RODNEY ATKINS  —  Ducks Jail in Wife Attack Case  —  Rodney Atkins can rest easy on that pillow he allegedly tried to suffocate his wife with ... because the country star just struck a deal that will keep …

It's Katharine McPhee's dog mid-poop  —  Katharine McPhee's new show Smash debuted Monday night to 11.44 million viewers, beating Hawaii Five-0 and Castle in the 10pm time slot.  But before you think too highly of yourself Katharine, bend over and pick that warm dog s**t up.  Pick it up now.